Ted Lilly (3-4, 4.83) vs. Philip Humber (3-3, 3.18).
Vin Scully, from last night's telecast:
Dodgers have a long day's journey into night, into day.The strike-one pitch, swung on and missed, oh and two.
Yes, it's very glamorous, and yes, it pays you a lot of money to be a ballplayer, but you have to play very well, all the time.
The strike-two pitch, swung on and missed. That'll do it for Billingsley.
And that makes it very tough to play well all the time. Just to give you an idea of tonight's game. If it's anything like last night, it'll end about ten-thirty. With a good break, the Dodgers will be off the ground in two hours. That would make it twelve-thirty.
Twelve-thirty is two-thirty in the morning in Chicago. And it's about, let's say, a four-hour flight. If it takes that long, you land at six-thirty.
Well, Chicago is a bustling city. You'll be fighting early-morning traffic coming on that long ride from the airport at O'Hare, all the way to downtown.
So about time you get to the hotel? Well, after seven o'clock for sure. If you wait for your bag, it's going to be eight o'clock.
You go up to the room, you darken the room, you try to get some sleep, and then you battle ninety-mile-an-hour fastballs that night.
Well, Jamey and the Dodgers will have to do that tonight.
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...and then they have a short ELEVEN hours before game time to try and rest up.
Waaah.
Look, I'm not holding up the flag of interleague play and a week full of two-game "series", but athletes should be able to sack up and play without too much disruption.
I ain't posting the lineup, but I find it amazing that, even with the DH, Russ Mitchell still gets a start.
BLERG
Oh, Miles is hurt.
Jesus Christ! (See you tomorrow!)
at least Vin doesn't have to make that late night flight...
...ah shit, that means we've got Eric Collins again.
@Sax: To be fair, it's hard to get up for a game after an airplane flies into your neck.
Eric Collins doesn't bother me half as much as Steve "That one was right in his happy house" Lyons.
Not Kemp - CF
Not Furcal - SS
Ethier - RF
Kemp - Not CF
Urine - 2B
Not a Hitter - 1B
Dinner - C
Roster Filler - 3B
Lilly - P
Gwynn 8
Carroll 6
Ethier 9
Kemp DH
Uribe 4
Loney 3
Navarro 2
Gibbons 7
Mitchell 5
Lilly LHP
"happy house"? It's supposed to be a family telecast!!!
What does it say about this team when Josh gets (sorta) upset that Miles is going to the DL?
Rapture, take us away.
Yeah, it's kinda freaky how I've taken to the little oompa-loompa lately. Though, when the replacement is Russ Mitchell, even Miles looks good.
If Miles had gone 4-for-4 today they would have accelerated the rapture by a day, so I
understand the rationale to sit Miles.
For all of you out-of-market folks: Today's LA @ CWS game is the MLB.tv Free Game of the Day
Hey! The game is still tied. We can win this!
Oh yeah! I almost forgot that it's FRIDAY!
*stage dives onto Josh with a flying elbow*
wow, that death metal friday scares me
nice pull Loney Fan
Michael Bourn badge (HOU, SB)! Oh wait, I've already got it.
Stuck at 109 badges.
shoot, I already have all three LAD badges available today (Urine, Kemp, Ackbar)
p.s. I am already not at work
it rocks
Epale everyone!
I'm genuinely excited about this series, go Dodgers! (and go White Sox!)
*cries*
Turmer badge (NYM,2B) came to mama!
They were shooting off fireworks right before the game started in Chicago. I thought for a second we had just forfeited the game and the Sox went straight to the post-game celebration.
Oh you can shove those little badges up your ass.
You can shove those little badges up your ass.
You can shove those little badges,
Shove those little badges,
Shove those little badges up your ass.
Love,
Dusty
Kemp pounded FUCK out of that ball! And the rapture starts...
WOOOOOHOOOOOOO!
KEMP HR!!!
That has to be one of the worst pitches I've seen thrown this year. Calling it a pitch would almost be unfair, in fact. It was BP, and Kemp did his job.
Dusty, that's what exactly a lady wants to hear, just leave Sax and I with our little hobby, ok?
After all, the world ends tomorrow :)
That's an obsession, not a hobby, K!
FUCK YEAH!!!!!!
KEMP HR!!!!
Just replaying kemps homer because this is probably the last time the Dodgers score till next week.
@Dusty I wanted to give it a cute name! it's sad BUT it makes us happy, at least it's not illegal.
MLB video doesn't work, I'm stuck with audio.
I thought you had started with the badges too Dusty.
WHOO KEMP HOMER!!!
BISON MODE!!!!!!!!!!!
Oh yeah, wotcher everybody.
I only have 9 badges, two Dodgers. I watch a lot of games in my iPad, but one can't play the badge game using that method. So I kinda have played it, but only vaguely. Just got a Danny Espinosa triple badge a second ago, BTW. Go Nats!
@Karina
Why is illegality a barrier to having fun? ;-)
Brett Gardner is gracing my case with a SB.
cc Dusty ;)
Hello everyone!
Crap. Mitchell is in the starting lineup again.
I hate when baseball opinionaters whine about interleague play diluting the season. As if a 162-game season featuring teams in the same division playing each other 18 times a season wasn't already diluted enough?
*presents my two middle fingers to eveyone*
What is up!
Holy shit we scored two! Oh it was from Kemp. That seems about right.
I really thought Alex Rios had homered because of the radio description.
Gordon Beckham 2-run HR, Dodgers losing 3-2
It was fun while it lasted.
See, I now have a Gordon Beckham badge in my case. I don't want it! Can I delete it or throw it back onto the field? Boooooooo!!!
(cries)
Well we gave that back pretty fast.
Can we trade Broxton for Pierre?
Did I actually say that?
Great job Lyons, way to jinx it. "Adam Dunn is 0-26 against lefties this year."
Safari just shut down after Dunn's HR, don't know if I got that badge or not :(
Is that fog or is Snoop Dogg present?
Steiner'd!
I was taking out the trash at my crib, but saw the near HR by Kemp. Ran over to type something about how that play call was Steiner'd, but Nic had it in the bag.
Lilly's going to the DL with a phantom injury (suckage) soon, huh?
*double flips off Steve Lyons*
what did he do, Dusty?
Russ Mitchell is coming up. All will be saved.
Until tomorrow.
@K
He went on and on about Joan Cusack and movies that John Cusack has been in and things along those lines that didn't have anything to do with calling the game.
Collins could have been saying some of that. So let me double flip him off, too, just for good measure.
Oh, fuck Russ Mitchell.
so, because he's in Chicago, he's talking about the Cusack siblings but wait, there's a ball game to call!
My daughter is watching the Real Housewives of NJ.
There's more action on that show than in this game.
Now back to this one.
#whyisrbnsonegative?
@rbnlaw because we've got Mitchell and Gwynn on the starting lineup*
*I've decided to ignore James Loney for a while
JP coming up.
Ah yeah.
Well said,k.
Going to eat some Mezican food.
@Karina re Cusack: Exactly! Who knew he was supposed to be talking about the baseball game?
Heading to my cantina soon, too RBN. Anyone want to call my tequila for me tonight? Nothing cheap. I'll drink it if they have it (they have 90-something types).
do you remember when people wanted to trade Dunn for Loney?
I remember when I wanted to trade Loney for a sack of rusty hammers.
"Looks like Kemp is really locked in against Humber."
Strikeout!
Imprison James Loney!
James Loney was OPSing .545 entering today. I know. I, too, was surprised it was that high.
(cries)
Dusty, at least the Nats are destroying the O's, Werth just hit a HR.
At least Carlos Quentin (on my fantasy team) is padding his stats against our crappy pitching.
(cries)
@Mr F I've got Konerko and he's 0-3 tonight so far.
*cries*
@Karina
Yep, I've actually switched over to watching the Nats now. I'm so glad I can go back to liking Werth.
Wilson Ramos HR. Hell yeah. 15-5 Nats over Os. This is the only way I can remember what offense looks like.
Ramos is Gimenez's teammate on winter baseball. I was crossing fingers for Espinosa, he might have gone for the cycle!
pitching change! they'll hit this one
#everlastingoptimism
OFFENSE?!?!
Turn it into runs!!!!
Wide eyes double! But the ground rule type. We can't catch a break.
@Karina
I love this Espinosa kid. Glad he's holding his own this season. What team does he play for in winter ball again?
lead off double and a badge for Carroll!
Bison Respect
So one can only accumulate one badge per player? I was hoping to get another Wide Eyes. Or a bunch of them. That would be really creepy looking in the badge case.
JUAN CASTRO IS NOT THE FUTURE OF THIS OR ANY OTHER ORGANIZATION!
I don't know if Espinosa plays winter baseball, Wilson Ramos does play with Hector Gimenez with Tigres de Aragua on winter baseball. Watch out Ramos, boy can hit and he's improved a lot his defense.
c'mon King, you can do it!
That's our Loney!
I'm outta here.
At least the Yankmes lost.
Thanks Karina. Sorry I read your earlier post incorrectly.
Imprison James Loney
(cries)
OMG, Nats 17-Orioles 5
Why is Castro hitting behind Kemp?
Oh yeah, our line-up is completely useless.
it ain't over 'till it's over...
Hey, we're not losing...
OMG OMG OMG! Mitchell HR! new game in Chicago!
100!
I want credit for the reverse jinx on Mitchell.
YESSSSS.
Juan Castro! #5 hitter extraordinaire! Now Loney can GIDP and we can pray for a save.
Mitchell? Castro? Save?!
YEAH LONEY!!!!!
I CAN'T BELIEVE WHAT I'M SEEING.
YAY! Carroll and King James!
Signs of the apocalypse:
Back to back RBI singles for the Dodgers.
Carroll? Loney?!
You're all welcome for that reverse jinx.
Still, fuck Russ Mitchell.
WHAT THE DEUCE IS GOING ON HERE
"Former Dodger Will Ohman coming up. Will it be a good omen or a bad omen? We'll find out."
SHUT. UP. Steve Lyons
I'm Ethier-ing Lyons as we speak.
GIBBONS IS WAXING?!
I'm baffled right now.
Rancho Ardiendo!
Rancho GIDPO!
Wait, so we tied the game in the ninth, on a Mitchell bomb, no less, and then didn't immediately blow it?
@Mr C let's give them some credit!
Hey! We are ahead by three runs. We can still win this game.
@karina
I will, but they don't do it when I'm watching! I should be banned!
Dodgers with a chance to give it away.
Come on Guerrier!!!!!!
Omar Visquel?! Nahhhhhhh!
OH COME ON! Seriously, it's me, isn't it?
Aww Shit!
@Mr C I'm sure it's not you, it's the Dodgers.
*gives Mr.C. the boot*
One more...
Damnit. 2 more!
just one out...
Okay NOW 1 more...
WE ARE FUCKING MAKING PARTY!
YAY WE MAKE PARTY!!!!!!!!
we make party!
The Seeds-The Roots
I want some credit too, after all, I was the one who said "it ain't over..." before the Mitchell HR.
That's why you can't drop optimism :)
This one felt good.
Hey, I'm the one who Reverse Jinxed Loney!!!!!!!!!
I'm the one who kicked Mr.C. out before we blew the game. Give credit where credit is due,mang.
Let's Hang On - Frankie Valli
Feels Good-Tony Toni Tone
I'm an exile in my own city, but at least we won.
Belated PGT up!
It's a team effort, Mr. C.!
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