Jon Garland (1-2, 3.66) vs. Shaun Marcum (4-1, 2.72).
I don't know if Shaun Marcum is a horror fan, but tonight's matchup should evoke some chilling thoughts. Like an empty, crypt-like stadium on a Monday night (though SoSG Alex Cora and I will both be there, if you're interested in saying hi). Or the home team's lineup, chock-filled with Mendoza-level zombies. Or "ownership" that must feel a little like the undead, itself (or at the very least, cut off at the knees). In fact, only the heartiest of Dodger fans will want to watch this one.
Oh, and Shaun? You've got red on you.