Saturday, May 28, 2011

Game 53 Thread: May 28 vs. Fish, 7p

Hiroki Kuroda (5-4, 3.11) vs. Brian Sanches (3-1. 1.52).

Oh, Glenda. The Fish haven't been the same since you've left the Mermaids squad (as far as I can tell without violating my restraining order). And despite being only two games behind the Phillies for the NL East crown, the Marlins have now dropped the first of three games to a lowly Dodgers team who hasn't won a series in over a month (not counting the four-game series in Pittsburgh where game four was rained out). There's no way that these Fish can get hooked again, right?

Prior Glenda SoSG material can be referenced here.

60 comments:

Josh S. said...

Oh, what the hell...

Furcal 6
Blake 5
Ethier 9
Kemp 8
Loney 3,
Sands 7
Barajas 2
Miles 4
Kuroda 1

Josh S. said...

OK, that was awesome. Lucas just grabbed my phone, went to this page (which I had left open), tapped on my avatar, and said "DOSHERSH" over and over.

Josh S. said...

Hellooooooo?

Josh S. said...

One-man show it is!

Josh S. said...

Cleaning up my apartment, Vinny!

Josh S. said...

Oops. Diaper change. (Not mine this time.) BRB.

Josh S. said...

Whoa, that was as stinky as our offense.

Josh S. said...

Game over.

Josh S. said...

Boooollllsheeet.

Josh S. said...

Oh yeah, epale, me!

Josh S. said...

How did we manage to miss Josh Johnson twice?

Not that I'm complaining.

Josh S. said...

This inning sucks almighty ass.

Spank said...

PGT Up!

Josh S. said...

My streak got spanked.

Mr. Customer said...

I see things are going exactly according to plan.

(cries)

Alex said...

Checking in from the throne - what a crappy half inning, let's get attem boys!

Alex said...

good wood dre!

Alex said...

DP!

Alex said...

since we're in between innings check out this crazy 3+2+6+1+5+3+4+6+8 double-play: http://deadspin.com/5806214/just-your-run-of-the-mill-3+2+6+1+5+3+4+6+8-double-play

Paul said...

I'm in Moscow training Ivan Drago Vinny!

Josh S. said...

Siddown, Hanley.

Spank said...

Yay,Kemp!

Booooo,Loney!

Josh S. said...

How do they get away with saying twat-a-tini in that 1800 commercial?

Josh S. said...

Losing, no one's commenting, but at least the game is also dragging at a snail's pace.

Josh S. said...

Nice hit by Raffy.

Josh S. said...

Oh shit, they're burning this mother down!

Josh S. said...

Screw it, I'm gonna watch I Am Number Four. I'm tired of watching The Dodgers Are Number Two.

Neeebs said...

Epale just for the he'll of it.

Paul said...

@Josh

Your Dodger logo reminds me of Pac Man for some reason.

Paul said...

Or lite brite.

Neeebs said...

Clearly a foul ball.

Steve Sax said...

Dammit Sands, you've got a 3-0 count with a man on first and you turn it into a inning-ending GIDP

5-1 Fish after six full

Steve Sax said...

Spank: Milka Duno's arm, in your avatar, has more hair than Spock's chest

Steve Sax said...

@Josh S: sorry to leave you hanging there at the beginning of the game. We had company. Didn't mean for this GT to be as empty as Dodger Stadium.

Steve Sax said...

Well, at least the Giants lost, in the ninth inning, Mota pitching

Spank said...
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Steve Sax said...

Just saw the video of the Giants losing on a walk-off squeeze bunt single.

Nice.

Steve Sax said...

@Spank, hey now!

Dusty Baker said...

Yo!

Dusty Baker said...

Where my dogs at?

Paul said...

when is the last time the Dodgers had a monster comeback?

I can't remember one.

Dusty Baker said...

I've got your monster comeback.

Steve Sax said...

Hey now!

Alex Cora said...

That smell at dodger stadium was not the fire but the dodgers chances of winning going up in smoke.

Dusty Baker said...

How we doin', Saxy?

Dusty Baker said...

@AC

(cries)

Spank said...

Let's here it for Ed McMahon Ladies and Gents.

Dusty Baker said...

Playing Beasties' "Intergalactic" between innings. Life is good.

Alex Cora said...

I think the dodger's offense was evacuated from the stadium along with the fans.

Paul said...

holla back Dusty!

We can score 6!....in 10 games..

Alex Cora said...

HEY-YO!

Dusty Baker said...

I'm not just furthering a meme; really am a lil weepy. This shit ain't working out. :-(((

That's the reason Paul created booze, I guess.

Paul said...

On to vodka!

Dusty Baker said...

On to the Sam Adams, and let's win there! to paraphrase, Robert F. Kennedy.

Spank said...

Yahoo MOFO's! Let's win this game.

Fuck! We lost.

Paul said...

First we take Sam Adams...then we take Sierra Nevada....then we take Goose Island, then Vodka..then Scotch....yeaaaaHaaaaw!

Dusty Baker said...

That's some rich esoteric political shizz, Paul. Like it!

Spank said...

Grey Goose Island

Josh S. said...

Welp, I Am Number Four sucked too.

Steve Sax said...

Saxy Boys don't let the PGT....drop?!

(PGT up.)