Random rantings and ravings about the Los Angeles Dodgers, written by a small consortium of rabid Dodger fans. With occasional comments on baseball, entertainment, pop culture, and life in general.
Clayton Kershaw (4-3, 3.12) vs. Joe Saunders (0-4, 5.72).
Dodgers returning home. Our ace versus one of the losingest pitchers for the Diamondbacks, a team that just got swept by the Giants. The Dodgers with an unscheduled seven innings of rest (albeit one that included a cross-country flight). Accuscore giving the Dodgers a 66% win probability. In other words, anything could happen tonight.
photo by Jared Wickerham/Getty Images
4/3 vs. SF (W, 5-4): Sax
4/15 vs. WSH (L, 4-6): Dusty, Orel, Sax
5/6 vs. MIA (W, 6-3): AC, Sax
5/16 vs. CIN (L, 2-7): AC, Sax
6/12 vs. TEX (L, 2-3): Sax
7/5 vs. MIL (W, 8-5): Sax
7/21 vs. BOS (W, 9-6): Sax
7/24 vs. SF (L, 3-8): Sax
8/24 vs. TB (L, 8-9 (10)): Sax
8/29 vs. BAL (W, 6-3): Orel, Sax
9/9 vs. CHC (L, 4-10): Sax
10/5 NLDS G1 vs. SD (W, 7-5): Sax
10/6 NLDS G2 vs. SD (L, 2-10): Orel, Sax
131 comments:
We Got Thread!
Finally, an outlet for my snark.
Neeebs has left the building!!
Wotcher, everybody!
Bring the pain.
killKillKILL
Our ace vs. an 0-4 hump? %-0, Pirates. Complete game three-hitter.
Sorry blogger denied us all an outlet for snark yesterday!
God bless the Cubs.
I endorse MLASC's snark.
Aw, we brought Juan Castro back? Goddammit.
Epale everyone!
glad we can hang out together, even in the case we didn't have a Dodgers game ;)
@Paul new Flaming Menudos song then?
Ackbar
Miles
Ethier
Kemp
Urine
1B
Barajas
Boy Wonder
The Kid
my son just tied the game with a 2-run HR.
miss him :(
Smonk isn't going to stand for that kind of abuse!
*slaps Spank's ass*
(cries)
Hello Everyone!!
It's sooo good to have Vin back!
Three Stooges in the outfield.
Bad News Bears
The Kid is killing worms at home plate
He should kill that beard.
Men on second & third, no out — and Kershaw gets out of it!
Good job getting out of that inning,kid.
I'm late to the table, but how the hell does Young not score from second on a double?
Comments are working again, Vinny!
MSB works it again
By what devilry is Miles hitting .277?
Yay!
Nice ovation by the crowd of 1200 for Dre.
Mr. C: The second double was a blooper that dropped by the foul line between Loney & Miles, and was picked up in time to hold the runner at third.
That was…efficient.
Home Loney!
That is some voodoo re: Miles, isn't it, Mr. C?
I think Loney needs to go back to T-ball.
Dodger Fans are creative. Thousands of them came to the stadium disguised as empty seats.
deju vu
I think some empty seats have migrated from Marlins' stadium. Heard the weather is better out here.
CARLOS MONASTE.....oh, nuts.
The kid manned up.
Wow! The Kid gets out of another jam
Kershaw escapes again! Maybe he's just challenging himself.
Hey party people, sorry I'm late
How did 'zona open the game with two straight doubles and still not score a run?
45
Whoops, asked and answered
Kid K gets the bunt down.
I (heart) Sands.
Come on Ackbar, it's not a trap
Dusty has a heart on for Sands
(dry humps Sands)
Boooooooo!
Man it's good to be back commenting in this space. Fuck Blogger and the horse it rode in on. I missed you guys!
(weeps)
Now I can get back to posting my masterful insight on the game of baseball.
^Booooooooo!
Whoa! I thought Vinny was going to say "brick shithouse" there for a second.
Vin, on Don Baylor: "Meanwhile, the swinging coach — you can't really call him a hitting coach right now."
In Rod We Trust!
In Rod we trust!!
Vin said "Big Rod"
Dusty--Great minds and all!
I'm rarely accused of that, Karen!
Did anyone just catch that Fox prime ticket commercial for the dodgers featuring New Medicine's Race You to the Bottom? Are they trying to tell us something?
Missed it, AC.
Barajas!
i know i'm late with that.
Die, Upton, die!
That's right, Upton. You're dead.
Hit n run. Sounds like a group.
rally
I wish Matty would shave.
Dare I say - Bison Mode!
Bison Power!
@Spank
Better late than never.
That ball was sailing.
Urine draws a walk. Let's get something going here!
Wait, Loney is up.
(cries)
(cries)
That ball was Christopher Cross.
(SOBS UNCONTROLLABLY)
To radio listeners:
Foul ball hit into stands along deep first base line. Lots of Ethier t-shirts and jerseys in the crowd. Spotted: a lone Jason Schmidt t-shirt.
(laughs because it beats crying)
Need a tissue, DB?
All that for one run.
Uncle Charlie got him!
Yeah, that Schmidt jersey was pretty funny.
The kid is kicking some booty
@Spank
Thanks, Tito.
Hank White is still in baseball?
Imprison James Loney!
(stews)
Finally we're playing a team shittier and more inept at every aspect of the game than we are! Can we play you every week?
That reminded me of my little brothers Little League team.
Aaron Miles must have some serious voodoo mojo working for him.
Finally we're playing a team shittier and more inept at every aspect of the game than we are! Can we play you every week?
^ That's not a double post
@Czar
There's also some juju at play here.
Epilady, everyone!
Bison Mode Lite!
Wait, I stepped out of the time stream for a minute, how did we get two more?
Josh! Missed you, brother. Big hug...then embarrassed step-back, shoe stare and awkward, testosterone-laced question.
@Josh
Crass shittiness on the part of Dbags.
What the fuck are you doing out there, Dre! Dummy
Hee hee. Stephen Drew is turrible.
You big dummy! (drinks some Champipple)
He is feelin froggy!!!
Can we hold a lead? Wait. We have a closer.
Daddy Yankee?
CHENTE!!
@DB. Can you drink champipple from a nipple?
Okay Padilla I'm calling bullshit, you dunked your head in water.
New ball please...not sweaty enough.
Chente?
Little crazy on the follow thru Pads.
I knew Padilla should have chose a song from Cholos with Visors.
He should have chosen, polka con mi amor
Fucking Broxdilla
Remain calm. All is well these aren't the go ahead runs that you're looking for.
Paul's avatar is a pic of Neeebs and Paul before the operation.
No after the operation.
I believe in Frogs.
Montero has a bad case of Joker mouth.
@Spank. If you look closely, you are in the photo too.
Rhinoplasty
Are we there yet?
Why must everything be difficult?!
Jansen. Shiiiiiiiit.
Slim Pickens
Padilla peaked on Weds.
The closer is dead. Long live the closer!
Padilla's sweat will peak in the year 2031
Burn baby Burn!
Whew.
We make victory.
Paul's avi Is relevant, since we used a two headed closer.
PGTUP!
Meet our new closer.
There goes my 234 game streak of having an irrelevant avi.
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