Here's the official field, with score as of 11:30am PT:
- Josh S (35 pts)
- rbnlaw (0)
- Spank (30)
- Steve K (25)
- Paul (35)
- Dusto Magnifico (5)
- Lonely Fan (20)
- Jason (20)
- Dusty B (35)
- Karina (15)
- MLASC (5)
- Mr F (25)
Please verify above scores so far.
And here again are the rules. Start your engines!
PS While you're waiting for the next half-hour segment, you can work on the puzzle below ↓
167 comments:
Ka-chow!
*crashes into billboard*
Numnber 7! No way I am going to lose!
Yeeeeehaw!
(revs)
@LF
You lost the spelling contest, though!
This means I'm going to have to iPhone while driving. It's worth the risk of a ticket and/or major accident.
@Josh
Sorry to leave you hanging:
I think it's booty.
How did I miss this competition?! DAMMIT!!
Sometimes I feel like we're all just part of one big experiment that EK is conducting.
And....I need to work.
(i would say something moderately witty relating to car racing, but my knowledge of such is extremely limited)
*runs over digger*
@Dusty
That's what it is!
ahhhhhhhh
Already missed the first one! Good start!
(crashes)
killKillKILL
License to Drive is an underrated classic.
Can we trade to get Wilson Valdez back? Strictly as bullpen help.
damn, already behind
Man, tallying this up at the end of the day is gonna be a Danica Patrick.
(race day interruption)
anyone else having trouble with the royals / orioles badges today? They're invisible.
(now back to your race)
This Is Red 5.
I'm already out of things to say...
All I did was mention that I wanted to cleanse myself in Lake Minnetonka on twitter and now I am being followed by Bankers,Doctors and some fools who want to cleanse my colon with lemonade.
Pace car pace car pace car
Oooooops......that lemonade guy is me.
I think I don't really get this!
Work already sucks today. Can we drink and drive during this thing?
Did I miss one?
No, I think I'm good.
@Jason
Like I don't already have an ice cold 40oz on my lap as I circumnavigate the race track?
@ karina
You have to comment once every half hour till 3pm pacific.
sputter....
karina, just comment once every half hour period (Between 8:00 and 8:29, 8:30 and 8:59, and so on...) and you'll be good.
Can I get a DAMMIT! ?
Pit stop.
Drink it like a mad man yes I do
Fuck tha police and a 502
I lost R-2!
Actually Neeebs is hanging in the back of my x-wing.
@Dusty
DAMMIT!
Commenting every half hour for four days?!?
DADGUMMIT BLOWOUT!
Well this is a contest I won't win...
(dry humps Smonk)
Engine malfunction...to the shop.
(does donuts in the infield)
Ahhhhhhhhhhhh
another lost lap!
He's going the distance!
He's going for speed!
Balls.
Josh, I agree License to Drive is an underrated classic.
Had to pit on the first lap. I'm near the back of the pack, but I got the kinks worked out of my motor and plan on coming strong near the end of the race.
Is there a drive-thru liquor store on this track? I'm running low...
@Sax Royals-Orioles badges ain't working for me either
@Jason
I'll slow down when I pass you and pass over some Mickey's Big Mouths to tide you over.
Spanky just tried to car jack me!
Drive by Spankicide!
*waives at Dusty's car "the dry humper"....from a distance.*
I'm going to start ripping off more gonads if Blogger and Apple can't get this shit sorted out.
Cc: Steve Jobs, Larry Page
@jason drinking and fast cars, what could go wrong? ;)
Jason also has a carful of blunts and broads.
@karina
Running out of booze, obviously.
Skadooosh!!!
Run, run, run, run, run,
Take a drag or two...
HAN: I feel terrible.
you've just made me grin, Jason
If that'll make you grin, you should try one of my blunts. Or broads, your choice.
Blerg
I missed another one! Time flies when you're not paying attention...
Come on, J Steve! Step it up. Trader in your Yugo for at least a VW bus.
Oyster Pubes likely out for season? Yikes. Hate to hear it, Gnat or no.
@Jason *blushes* I'm not into blunts or broads :( but I'm already impressed
That is a shame. This would be a great year for the Dodgers to run away with the West...if they didn't stink.
Chewie helps Han to a platform and then turns as the door
slides open revealing Leia. She, too, looks a little worse for
wear. The troopers push her into the cell, and the door slides
closed. She moves to Han, who is lying on the platform, and
kneels next to him, gently stroking his head.
Dun, dun, DUNNNN!
Juju
I am going to throw a fit if the Water guy doesn't show up at the office soon. I am parched!
Oyster Pubes is out for the season...schandefreude?
@karina, my first urge is to send Cousins a thank you note (or at least go out to the Yard this weekend and give him an ovation), but as a decent human being, it's hard to celebrate a horrific injury.
Here
Yeah I feel bad for Buster. He has worked hard to get to the show and one play really sets him back.
Plus he has to be in pain. Glad no head trauma
Scores and visual updated as of 11:30...
Uhbybyb
Can I request different colors? As a Cal alum, being represented by Stanfurd colors is just plain wrong!
This is just going to turn into Smonkstakes style quoting of all the nerdiest of movies/tv shows. Take it away Mr. F.
Grrr
@LoneLy Fan
...going to? It already is!
@Josh you're right, sometimes being a decent human being is a curse.
LEIA: Why are they doing this?
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Hmmm... I don't think I'm doing very well at this...
Whew....out of that mtg so now I can post more masterful insight and race car inspired witticisms..
I'm missing a girdle sprocket... really starting to slow me down
Blogger time is a full 2-2.5 mins off every other clock in the universe.
54
Here
sync test
Beer status: empty.
DAMMIT!
yup, clock is a little off
n'sync test
yup, timberlake is still crushing it
Only one lap back, but Dusty and Paul are unlikely to slip up.
(aims at their tires)
I was thrown to the wolves!
HAN: They never even asked me any questions.
I hope you're happy with your colors now Mr F
HAHAHAHA.
Eh, it's an upgrade.
Good comedic stuff, EK.
(drives fast)
(gets in quick lunch before the next segment)
It's the SoSG diet plan.
Speed speed speed!!!!!
The cell door slides open. Lando and two of his guards
enter.
Speed speed speed!!!!!
PUNCH IT!
missed another lap!
This is pulling my attention away from the puzzle.
What the fuck is wrong with my engine?
Mr F is making me hate Star Wars. (sobs)
I'm still here...
I suddenly regret eating on the SoSG diet.
I feel the need - the need for speed!
I also have interest in driving faster.
We'll see if I make the next one...
(drafts off another car he's about to lap)
I had to look up those racing words.
how can you hate Star Wars, Dusty?
I think I just fell asleep at the wheel for a minute. Apologies to the pit crew members I flattened.
*thud*. Oops ran over Neeebs.
LEIA: Lando.
Here.
He's a demon on wheels!
@Karina
Because Mr F is starting his Smonkstakes bit again, and I'm weary of it.
Also, did you SEE The Phantom Menace?
Is it another lap now?
Back on the track
Yahoo MOFO's!!
Do you really want me to stop, Dusty?
assbutt
@Dusty I find it a legitimate way of expression.
AND
The Phantom Menace ain't THAT bad! it got Darth Maul and Quin Gon Jinn (looking like Liam Neeson)
(refuses to get drawn into Karina's debate)
I can see the finish line.
Except I guess we still have three more days of this tortu....er, fun.
Just the good ol boys....
I'm getting tired of making all these left-hand turns.
sputter... sputter... sputter...
Here.
Blerg
Hot Lap!!
and I was driving like a bat outta hell!
#Meatloaf
Darth Maul was the shit.Lucas fucked up the second trilogy by getting rid of Darth Maul and replacing him with an old fart.
Yahoo MOFO's!!
in...
Phantom Menace is the best of the Prequels. (Which were all pretty damn bad, but they were new Star Wars so they got a pass.)
^ I mean, yes, Jar Jar, Jake Lloyd's "acting", and midichlorians were all WRETCHED, but at least it was filmed on location and wasn't a green-screen video game cut scene for two hours.
Oyster Pubes got rocked.
Attack of the Clones is down at the bottom with the Christmas special. Shit,Hardware Wars was better.
I don't really hate the prequels
missed a lap for a couple of minutes :(
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Checkered flag!
Mace Windu tearing shit up in the Tartakovsky cartoon was the best thing to come out of the prequels.
That whole cartoon series in total, really.
Never meanin no harm.
Here.
I keep punching the gas... but I'm not moving...
Vroom, vroom.
Jhgyugcgfuxufgcufg
Ham Salad.
just in case!
Here.
Huh? Is this just a practice lap?
Drive by
extra credit
Here.
Here.
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