Saturday, March 05, 2011

STGT: March 5 vs. Reds, 12n

Matt Kemp: 1-for-2 in yesterday's game against the Giants.

photo by Harry How/Getty Images

37 comments:

Dusty Baker said...

I'm looking for some offense and for a win here today.

I should just go ahead and make a macro for typing that in a GT this season, shouldn't I?

Steve Sax said...

A macro that keeps saying (cries) will also come in handy this year...

Dusty Baker said...

F1: (cries)
F2: I'm looking for some offense and for a win here today.
F3: Wash yer hair, Timmeh

[Aside: Does my computer even have function keys? Hmmmm...it appears so. I guess those are like vestigial organs at this point in computing.]

Spank said...

F4: hateHateHATE

Alex Cora said...

Does kemp look kinda skinny or is it just me (and yes I'm kinda skinny too).

Dusty Baker said...

How DO you maintain your girlish figure, AC?

Dusty Baker said...

@Spank

I left F4 for you because I knew you'd dig it the most.

ps- Does your Apple II have function keys?

Dusty Baker said...

Nats were up 7-0 when I got in the car. When I arrived at the vet and checked the score again, it was 8-7 Yankmes. Gack!

Spank said...

F1

Steve Sax said...

F7 should be reserved for the inevitable E7s we will have this year.

Steve Sax said...

Oregon Ducks rolling over for dead, handing the Pac-10 title to Arizona...

NicJ said...

so at what point in spring training can we start to worry about our pitiful offense?

Steve Sax said...

Kemp scores Blake from second on a double, but then Gibbons and Urine have non-productive, early-in-pitch-count AB to strand Kemp.

Get used to it, people.

1-0 dodgers.

Steve Sax said...

^Uribe

Maybe the iPhone autocorrect is on to something

Steve Sax said...

Charley Steiner just spent the whole inning recalling his 9/11 experience.

This story might be better mentioned in six months or so, don't you think?

Steve Sax said...

Silversun Pickups on the transition music!

Mr. LA Sports Czar said...

How long before they update players' hats on Gameday?

Orel said...

Steiner on John Lindsey: "John's been saddled with a calf muscle."

To paraphrase Vin, haven't we all?

Steve Sax said...

First and third, one out.

We don't score.

Get used to it.

Dusty Baker said...

Like that Tommy story during the break. I just told Mrs Dusty, "That's our Dodgefather."

Steve Sax said...

The inning-ending GIDP included Lindsey getting thrown out at home.

Yay.

Dusty Baker said...

Wait, did three actual Sons just post in the same GT? When is the last time that happened? Welcome, boys!

Screw you, Lasorda.

Mr. LA Sports Czar said...

This was a brief game.

Josh S. said...

According to Gameday, Villareal has gone about 5 minutes without throwing a pitch to Cairo.

Dusty Baker said...

Somewhere out there, Paul is making party.

He's also celebrating a Dodgers victory.

Mr. LA Sports Czar said...

At least the pitching looks good.

Dusty Baker said...

Kid K looked great.

NicJ said...

sounded?

Dusty Baker said...

This is no place for pedantry, Nic!

Oh wait, actually it is.

Steve Sax said...

Hey, we scored two runs!

And even won!

Spank said...

Looked for my CD of Robin Trower-Bridge of Sighs. Found a DVD of MILF's instead.

Paul said...

MAKE PARTY WE SCORED MULTIPLES!!!

Paul said...

oops that was meant for the Sons of Martin Sheen blog but checking the dodger score applies here as well!

Dusty Baker said...

"Found a DVD of MILF's instead."

Heh. That will be my bedtime thought.

Spank said...

Let's put (cries) in the SoSG glossary. No definition or explanation is required. It just is.

Spank said...

Just say Mr.F created it. I got your back,broheim.

Dusty Baker said...

@Mr C

Who the fuck are Man United???