Wednesday, March 16, 2011

I Kemp Dance

Apparently he'd rather be in the rain than under her umbrella-ella-ella. From the NY Post:

Los Angeles Dodger Matt Kemp must not have ended things on good terms with ex-girlfriend Rihanna. In Las Vegas for a preseason game Sunday, Kemp spent Saturday night dancing on a banquette in the downstairs Boom Box Room at club Marquee. But as soon as DJ Eric D-Lux switched to Rihanna's "Cheers," a witness told us, "Matt immediately sat down and stuck his hand up in defiance to the song. As soon as her song ended, he jumped right back up." Kemp and Rihanna dated for a year before breaking up in late December.

Even with this cruel slight, Kemp is still a better CATCH than Rihanna's last boyfriend.

And remember: Superman always kept Lois at arm's length, for her own protection.

4 comments:

Benzo Jones said...

And he struck out with the bases loaded near the end of a tie game. Same. Old. Matt.

Fred's Brim said...

Genesis had some interesting album covers over the years but that was not one of them

Fred's Brim said...

Is the Lambaba still forbidden? Is Indiana Jones and the Temple of Doom still banned in India? Is Pete Rose still a jerk?

Delino DeShields, Patriarch said...

The day both lambada AND the forbidden dance both came out was the last true golden age of hollywood