
Chad Billingsley (6-4, 4.06) vs. Ted Lilly (3-7, 3.76).
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Random rantings and ravings about the Los Angeles Dodgers, written by a small consortium of rabid Dodger fans. With occasional comments on baseball, entertainment, pop culture, and life in general.
3/28 vs. DET (W, 8-5 (10)): Sax
4/2 vs. ATL (W, 6-5): AC
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«Oldest ‹Older 201 – 359 of 359Still over 105 degrees here in the desert
BEARD!
run, Casey, run!
In LA we have our own looting bags.
They are made of 100% recycled material. Gotta think green.
You know you love him.
BRB, catching up with the GT.
there was a Sergio in the dugout trying to take FJL's helmet. Is that the Sergio that posts here sometimes?
@FB
I reckon I could grab a jackload of hooch,pile it in a shopping cart, and just push it down the street back to the crib. I'd probably go for the hard stuff, because beer wouldn't keep and it would take up a lot of space in the cart.
Not that I've thought this through in detail or anything.
Isn't the Sergio in the dugout the bat boy?
That damn Byrd
will someone please shoot that Byrd.
somebody call Padilla.
God damn you Byrd. I'm tracking down where you are staying in town and leaving you a present in your hotel bathroom.
that summanabitch
Fucking Pajaro!
that sounds like a good plan: full cart, plus a couple of lootin bags over the shoulder, and you got yourself a good weekend ahead of you
would you send out the missus to get snacks? leave MDIL to guard the house? who's the best with the shotty?
I'd assign MDIL to loot the fridges of the old people who live around us. Survival of the fittest, you know. Mrs Dusty would fan the white wine to keep it chilled. Impractical, I know, but can't let good wine go bad.
that happens way too often with Dre
8-6 Pod Rays now
Periphiels not working Ackbar
good inning!
Dis I Speel that wright Peripheals. Who car4es
I bet Paul has a battery powered contraption for keeping wine cool
Raffy getting into some bad habits?
the FJL bobblehead looks more like XP
I'm out for tonight, I'll be back tomorrow. Keep it real lovelies!
Better, Paul would know how to make wine if the hammer really came down and we were in some sort of 12 Monkeys kind of situation.
seeya DD!
Cheers, Dodgerdoll!
I love our little MSB
Rox now up 10-8
Later DD
MSB Action
@Karen
I JUST said "I love our little MSB" to the fam here.
Dre with the rip!
MDIL: Wow. Do the Cubs just suck this bad?
Dusty: Yes.
Paul can make prison hooch? awesome! if he needs to use a toilet to hide it, I suggest he doesn't use Marlon Byrd's hotel toilet
FJL!!!
FJL DOES IT AGAIN!!
that was a laserbeam
Barely the 6th inning Aw Shit Loney what time is it anyway
with MonsterStereos back, will Weaver go into Belli's role?
CO now up 10-8.
I'm interested to see how Monster Cheerios looks first. As good as he was, he was bad of late. And struggled in rehab.
Little nubber....thats what she said
I needs me a Loney bobble.
Are you caught up now, Josh?
I like how our offence is continuing to push. Boots to the throat, lads! That's the mark of a good team.
Any suggestions on a drunken spree music mix?
Got my own but n
I've been caught up. I'm not posting much because I'm viewing the GT from the iPhone. Mrs. S gets the computer tonight.
wow! speaking of boots to throats.
Chadwick!
Blech. Time for my traditional walk around the patio during GBA.
Isn't this the girl Ichiro felt up?
Booooo, Mrs. S!
@Spanky
Hardly anyone will notice!
Wait, what's that about Ichiro?
@Spanky how about a looting theme? Trespass by Ices Cube and T, The Day the Ns Took Over by Dre and friends
I'd also recommend some Public Enemy to amp up the armageddon theme.
Rox are unstoppable.
Why is Bills hitting?
@ DB Ichiro
He has a better chance of getting a hit than GAARP.
yeah that was odd
Johnson is out with a sore back so the bench is a little short.
I miss wolf and his pinch hitability.
Ahhh, I'm glad that was a positive Ichiro story and not something else.
Huh, chad going in for the 8th i guess.
He's still pitching but Clay couldn't finish with 97? Guess you need a six run lead.
I was more shocked to see that there were actually fans at the M's game.
why is he out there?
first he wont let Clayton hit 100 but he sends Chad out with 115
i dont get it
I've got Amerikkas most wanted and Straight outta Compton but I'm from the projects so i hope that will suffice
Later I cant type no more
Too Much Steel reserve
Rox get the W.
What, did Bills just want one more chance to try to get Byrd?
unbelieveble
Guy wearing a Spain kit and a Dodger hat at the game.
You got plenty of cred here, Spanky.
I was beginning to think the rox wouldn't go on a crazy run this year. Its looking like i was wrong on that one.
SherLOL.
George Sherrill is such a gem
A standing o for 7+ of 3-run ball? Has it come to that?
I somehow completely missed Sherrill's appearance.
Oh, yeah, Soriano. I forgot about him. Can he not play more than one game in a row?
Nice of Sherrill to visit us this game.
Go back and find 2009 Sherrill!!!
To think we could have unloaded Breezy before he crashed and burned.
consider yourself lucky, Josh
just wildpitch the other guy in, to take all the pressure off
Is this a Torre plot to demo to front office how badly we need pitching help?
The circus geek's not doing so well
@ Mr C
But who knew he'd crash and burn like this, though? Dude went from hero to zero pretty quickly.
so, i guess we are seeing broxton tonight.
time to dump some dead weight, like Miller, for less-dead weight like James McDonald
It pains me that someone wearing my favorite number 45 is so crummy.
Or what about Stults....oh.
Good lord is our bully shaky.
stults is big in japan. Ok well maybe just his ERA is.
Maybe Stults' mom will tell him to come back from Japan.*
*You had to be watching TV broadcast to get this reference.
Skoar moar runz.
@DB
Certainly not me. I keep getting lured into believing he'll figure it out, but it ain't happening.
Don't worry guys. Sherrill only sucks in Spring Training.
And in April.
And in May.
And in June.
And in July.
And when he throws a pitch.
ahh there he is
I can't wait to heckle some Cub fans tomorrow. I'm already toying with some saucy taunts, mostly involving goats.
Stults 3-5, 5.34 ERA in Japan.
And Nic, sadly, that line is vaguely appealing.
do you think Stults knows he's not playing for the Reds?
Joe will use three pitchers to finish the 9th
This inning is going to make me nervous, isn't it?
@FB
And one of them will be Loney.
You would think a pitcher would never want to get tattooed, just for the superstition in the double-meaning.
Joe should pay Miller in tattoos. maybe he'd get outs then
Miller has some Dodger tats, so don't be too hard on him.
Welcome to the Fuck You Dome.
1 down
Welp, time to unfollow Chad Moriyama.
Is that another earthquake, or Broxton coming in? I think he just gnawed off Weaver's left leg.
*anger rising again*
this makes me want to go Kevin Mitchell on a kitten
Moriyama is one annoying hater.
I swear i was only joking about using 3 pitchers this inning. please dont let that happen, JB
I read FB's comment to say:
"this makes me want to go Kevin Mitchell on a kitchen"
But is he more annoying than Dylan H nattering on about V Energy?
We're winning! That's good!
Broxton is pitching. That's bad.
oof Lee was right on that pitch
@ Mr C-
They're neck and neck in annoyance.
Look, I get wanting to protect Broxton, but the guy is 26 and built like a brick shithouse. I think he can take some semi-nightly work.
there we go
Exactly, Josh. I do this every damned night, and I hold up just fine.
walk Ramirez so you can K Byrd again
Is it wrong of me to want Broxton to throw at Byrd's head if he comes up?
the whole bullpen suckage was worth the comedy of that last at bat.
The non catch however was not that funny.
wow - Dre wasn't even close to that
at least Byrd can't tie or win it here
Kuo and Brox are the only two guys Joe (and all of us) trust to get outs right now. Kuo you protect for sure. Broxton has to take his lumps until management gets its head on straight and fixes the pen.
Le sigh.
Throw at his head!
Huh
KICK HIM OUT AGAIN!
What could possibly go wrong?
Remember when we had a 9-3 lead? I miss that.
this is wack
broxton is melting.
Looks like the Artist Formerly Known as Kensai got this one on the nose.
It's hard to tell the difference between "defensive indifference" and Russ's normal defense.
This game could piss me off more than an actual loss. If we end up winning.
I hate DI. JUST FUCKING THROW THE BALL TO SECOND AND TRY FOR FUCK'S SAKE.
2 strikes.
What could possibly go wrong?
Holy crud Brox, get this
Yay!
I shall take it.
i guess i'll take it
Shit shouldn't be this close.
Uneccessary drama, but now we make party.
Tomorrow, the series!
We are struggling to beat anyone outside of our division so this win is beautiful.
Tomorrow's a day game. That means Ely will fall apart, right?
So our pen tomorrow will be Weaver and...
Ely's start tomorrow will be so disappointing that Lebron will have an hourlong ESPN special about it.
good night everyone. I had a lot of fun, but it feels like I woke up after a party to find out I was topshelfed
TBLA headline:
"Dodger Bats Explode as Los Angeles Punishes Cubs"
Just doesn't seem right after the pitching meltdown.
I've had it. If Broxton gets used, people bitch. If Broxton sits, people bitch. He's the best pitcher without a glass elbow. With the current pen situation (which is neither his nor particularly Joe's fault) he is going to pitch frequently. You don't leave relievers who are having trouble in the game to "work out their issues" when you're in 2nd place and trying to pick up ground.
Preach it, Josh, preach it.
i thought the kings already re-dropped out of the Ilya Kovalchukstakes.
Kovy wants LA, not Jersey. But he also wants a lot of money. LA will be a player until he makes up his fucking mind.
Baseball is a sport where the manager does fairly little and gets more than their deserved share of praise and criticism.
PGT up! I'm going back to Call of Duty Modern Warfare 2...
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