I couldn't help myself from clicking a banner ad I recently saw on SoSG plugging Newgy Robo-Pong. What is Robo-Pong, you might ask?
Well, according to the top of its website, Robo-Pong allows you to Have fun while getting into shape! (I love the liberal and arbritrary usage of font sizes and bold emphases here.) And if you're wondering if table tennis can indeed provide an effective workout, just watch the video and consider the man with the boobs in the orange shirt:
It's only $895 for the top-of-the-line robots (other droid models are available at prices as low as $229, but you may have to buy them from a little man in a hooded robe standing by a sandcrawler).
I don't know, I think the other "robo-pong" would be a fine workout, too. (Especially depending on how you apply it.)
Say it with me. Newgy. Newgy newgy newgy. Newgy.