James McDonald (0-0, -.--) vs.
Jeff Francis Madison Bumgarner (2-2, 2.57).
COMMENTS: Get thee to the NL West: why wouldst thou be a breeder of losses? I am myself indifferent winning; but yet I could accuse me of such things that it were better my manager had not played me: I am very proud, revengeful, ambitious, with less offence at my beck than I have strikes to put them in, outs to give them shape, or innings to act them in. What should such fellows as I do crawling between plate and dugout? We are arrant knaves, all; believe none of us. Go thy ways to the NL West.
Shakespeare illustration: Quickhoney