Showing posts with label Russ Ortiz. Show all posts
Showing posts with label Russ Ortiz. Show all posts

Friday, May 07, 2010

Satchel Pages

This post could also be titled, "Random crap I've been carrying around in my satchel all week, for your trivial pleasure":

  • Monday's WSJ talked about Livan Hernandez' historic month, who had a great April 2010 (ERA 0.87 over 31 innings) relative to his career ERA (4.41). In a table that listed the best months ever by pitchers with a career ERA over 4.40, Hernandez placed #1. And guess who was #4? Delino's favorite, Russ Ortiz, who in August 2000 had a 1.12 ERA for the Giants, which was quite different from his 4.51 career ERA. Russ Ortiz continues to haunt.

  • Tuesday's WSJ reminded us that the early returns on veteran free-agent pitchers have been disappointing:

    Perhaps no team regrets their off-season investment in a pitcher as much as the Oakland Athletics and their supposed ace Ben Sheets. The typically frugal Billy Beane gave Mr. Sheets a $10 million guaranteed contract for 2010, despite missing all of 2009 while rehabbing from surgery. Six starts into the experiment, and it has been a disaster—he has thrown just 30 innings, has equal numbers of walks and strikeouts, and has allowed a staggering 25 runs. Given his reduced velocity and absent command, it seems unlikely that Mr. Sheets will be able to earn his salary this year.

    He's hardly the only high priced pitcher to struggle so far. Jason Marquis was signed to solidify the Washington Nationals' rotation, but ended up on the disabled list after allowing 20 runs in his first three starts. Even John Lackey, the prize of the free agent arms this winter, has struggled with his new team and has yet to show the quality that the Red Sox thought their $82.5 million investment was getting them.

    Meanwhile, low dollar signings such as Colby Lewis look brilliant so far—the Rangers have gotten premier production from a guy who spent the last two years playing for the Hiroshima Toyo Carp.

    Even still, I miss Randy Wolf. Have I mentioned that before?

  • ESPN the Magazine (May 3 2010 issue) had a sidebar about how the Cleveland Indians have rolled out the Tribe Social Deck, "a 10-seat section in Progressive Field's leftfield bleachers dedicated to those who spread word about the team over the internet." This is hardly avant-garde relative to how Dodgers PR Grand Poobah Josh Rawitch has received bloggers, since he's been fostering those relationships for over three years now. But I suppose since the Indians don't have Mannywood, what else are you going to do with the left field bleachers area?

  • And finally, Tim Kurkjian's comments from the same ESPN the Mag issue, on Clayton Kershaw:

    Clayton Kershaw needs to be more efficient on the mound. The Dodgers' 22-year-old southpaw threw the most pitches per batter in the NL last year (4.32) and was averaging 4.38 through two starts this season. One scout says Kershaw's curveball is so big he has a hard time throwing it for strikes, and that umpires have a hard time reading where it actually crosses the plate.

    And just think, this comment was made before Kershaw's last outing, which was aberrantly disastrous. I'm going to support the Minotaur and blame the umps for their incompetence reading Public Enemy Number One.

SoSG, where we read the periodicals, so you don't have to!

Friday, April 23, 2010

The Russ Ortiz Era Has Ended

Attention, Mitch Poole: You'll need 25 of these.


Ronald Belisario pays his proper respects.

Dodgers pitcher Russ Ortiz chooses free agency (AP/USAToday)

First he loses out to Ramon Ortiz in the solution to our PCS Puzzle #3; now, he's looking for another team to sucker. Godspeed, Russ Ortiz.

original photo: Al Behrman/AP

Monday, April 19, 2010

Pre-Puzzle Baseball Notes

photo by Juan Ocampo/Dodgers

Monday, April 05, 2010

Russ Ortiz: One in a Row

I'll be the first to say it. Russ Ortiz put up a STELLAR inning of work. Orel Hershiser's already looking over his shoulder at Ortiz's streak of perfection.

The Delino's coverage of the trials and more trials of Russ Ortiz are widely known.

ARE YOU READY FOR THE RETURN OF RUSS E.R.TIZ

Russ Ortiz - How Bad is He?

"Sometimes, Dead is Better"

Yeah, I might have been a bit harsh along the way (though compared to certain SoSGers attacks on Beast Mode Pierre, I'm a frikkin' saint).

I'd love nothing more than to see Russ Ortiz have a John Travolta-Jason Bateman-Backstreet Boys-Mickey Rourke level comeback.

BEFORE

AFTER

So here's to you, Russ Ortiz. Stay strong, and make us snarky bloggers eat our words all season long!

Post-Game 1 Thread: Divorce Talk, Anyone?

PIRATES 11, DODGERS 5

Ladies and gentlemen, your 2010 Dodgers.


This happened twice today.

Wow. For those who like to overreact (i.e., like, a lot of us), an entire off-season of optimism just got wiped out in five innings. Vicente Padilla, proud owner of a 14.54 ERA, give up two home runs to Garrett Jones and was charged with seven earned runs over only 4 1/3 innings, while Ramon Ortiz (13.50 ERA) helped pour gas on the fire by allowing a bases-loaded double to Ryan Church in the fifth.

The hits didn't stop there: George Sherrill (40.50 ERA) gave up a three-run homer to Ryan Doumit in the eighth, and the Dodgers committed two errors and wasted opportunities at the plate, stranding ten men on base.

On the plus side, Manny Ramirez and Matt Kemp each went 2-for-5, and Casey Blake and Blake DeWitt each went 2-for-4. Russell Martin, despite getting caught in a rundown in the fifth, scored two runs. Carlos Monasterios and Russ Ortiz each threw a smooth scoreless inning of relief. Also, we had a nice crowd in our first Game Thread of the Year, Padilla hit only two batters and Martin's groin did not burst into flames.

Fun note: Eric Stephen of True Blue LA estimates the Dodgers' Cory Wade/Russ Ortiz switcherdoodle saved them $3,551.92. Flowers for Jamie!

And lastly, thanks to @jay_jaffe for this exchange, which started when the Dodgers scored two runs in the top of the first:

@jay_Jaffe
I really like the Dodgers' chances to keep this 2-runs-per-inning pace all year long

@sosgsosg
Offense or defense?

@jay_Jaffe
Yes.

UPDATE: From Eric Stephen at True Blue LA:

Andre Ethier didn't have an extra-base hit in 94 plate appearances against left-handers on the road last season, yet laced a double off southpaw Zach Duke in his first plate appearance of 2010.

photos by Keith Srakocic/AP

Monday, March 29, 2010

ESPN's Neyer Predicts Haeger Will Snag Fifth Starter Spot

Good news, Charlie Haegar: ESPN.com's Rob Neyer thinks you've got a leg up on anyone else named Ortiz, among others, for the fifth slot:

My guess is that [Carlos] Monasterios winds up in the bullpen, because 1) he's got exactly seven and one-third innings of professional experience above Class A, but 2) he's a Rule 5 guy, so the Dodgers can't send him to the minors without offering him back to the Phillies.

So that leaves Russ and Ramon [Ortizes], the latter of whom has struck out 19 hitters and walked only four in 14 innings. Of course, he's the same guy who got hammered in Japan in 2008 and pitched in the Pacific Coast League last season, and pitched well but never got the call from the Giants. Same guy whose ERA was 5.47 over his last three seasons in the majors (2005-2007).

I'd take my chances with Haeger, but then I'm not exactly objective on this subject.

Who's the last non-Wakefield knuckleballer to break camp with a spot in the starting rotation? Probably Steve Sparks, who started the Diamondbacks' fifth game in 2004 (and came out of the bullpen for two innings just four days later). Sparks held that No. 5 slot until late July, when he lost it to rookie Lance Cormier (who lost it, two weeks later, to Steve Randolph).

Here's what I like about Charlie Haeger: as knuckleballers go, he's still a baby. Sparks was nearly 30 when he reached the majors. Dennis Springer was 30. Jared Fernandez was 29. Haeger reached the majors at 22. Granted, that was four years ago and he's still looking to earn his first extended shot. Considering his relative youth and his Triple-A numbers, I like his chances. But managers of contending teams don't typically have a great deal of patience, and Haeger might not pitch 200 innings in a season until he finds a lousy team.

The fact that we're picking over Charlie Haegar and a couple of Ortizes for the fifth slot is pathetic, especially when we've got reports that the Red Sox have their top five starters locked and Dice-K isn't even one of them. But here we are, having made no big play for a starter this off-season and having watched Randy Wolf walk away, and we're picking over these guys for 15-20% of our games. Yay.

Thursday, March 18, 2010

The Russ Ortiz Sketch Comedy Routine Must End

With the news yesterday that James McDonald has been removed from starting rotation consideration, the implications on the remaining prospective candidate base are huge. First, on McDonald:

"I'm probably leaning at this point to keeping him in the bullpen,'' Torre said.

Torre cited the performances of veterans Ramon Ortiz and Russ Ortiz -- who are in camp as non-roster invitees and neither of whom has given up a run in the Cactus League thus far -- and Eric Stults and Charlie Haeger, both of whom are on the 40-man roster and out of minor league options, as reasons why McDonald is out of the running.

McDonald has struggled in both of his Cactus League appearances, giving up six earned run on eight hits in four innings.

It's disappointing for McDonald, whom I think hasn't hit his stride yet and still has great potential. But it's more disappointing for Dodger fans who see a huge Titanic-style disaster (the boat, not the movie) on the horizon: Russ Ortiz. Yes, SoSG Delino's nemesis and fantasy draft nightmare is still, illogically, a viable candidate to be the Dodgers' fifth starter, as part of Ned Colletti's spaghetti strategy to spring signings. This, despite the fact that Ortiz's spring performances (including yesterday vs. the White Sox) are shaky:

Veteran Russ Ortiz, in camp on a minor league contract and trying to resurrect a career that appeared last season to be on life support, started and went four shaky innings on a day when he had been slated for five. He gave up two earned runs and six hits over four innings and was in constant trouble, the White Sox putting runners into scoring position in each of the first three innings.

Rule 5 right-hander Carlos Monasterios, meanwhile, entered to start the sixth and pitched three shutout innings without giving up a hit.

Mike Scioscia's Tragic Illness has a great piece placing odds on who might be the fifth starter, and Russ Ortiz is waaaaaay at the bottom, at 0.0000001%. But to be fair, these odds also reflect a deep-seeded hatred of Russ Ortiz:

If you’re wondering why I’m giving slightly more hope to one busted R.Ortiz over another, it’s because Ramon has thrown nearly twice the innings Russ has in camp – and because I’ll be the first to admit I have an irrational hatred of Russ Ortiz. The Giants and D-Backs connections, the huge contract, the total flameout, the age – I don’t want any part of it.

We're totally aligned with MSTI on this. We Sons (and I'm also including Orel as well as myself) don't like the idea of Russ Ortiz hanging around, either, and it's time for this tomato can to get off the depth chart altogether. If management's obsession is with Ortizes, we still have Ramon in camp, and we can always give Tito a call.

Enough with the comedy, Ned and Joe. Cut him off.

Monday, February 22, 2010

Camelback Sights & Notes

Present meets past: Jonathan Broxton and Eric Gagne (who was given his old number 38 — guess winning a Cy Young has its privileges).


Hiroki Kuroda faces the Japanese press. According to Josh Rawitch, Japanese media covering Kuroda outnumbered American media members combined.


Brad Ausmus in mid-season form.


Ramon Ortiz and Russ Ortiz. Sigh.

Random notes:

  • Like a woman who keeps forgetting to take the pill, Ronald Belisario is late. Again. From @dylanohernandez:
    Colletti on Belisario being late to camp: "At this point in his life, he needs to be worried about it more than we do."

    That may have worked last year, when he was under the radar. This year? There are expectations.

  • It's official: Gagne admits to taking HGH. From "Is it really Game Over for Eric Gagne?" by T.J. Simers at the LA Times:
    "You were using HGH, weren't you?"

    "I did," he says. "I hate to talk about it. It just doesn't do anyone any good. But I thought it would help me get better when I hurt my knee. I just don't want that to sound as an excuse.

    "I'm so ashamed. It wasn't smart. If I knew what I know now. . . . I didn't need it. I regret it so much, just now maybe getting over the guilt. It was stupid."

    Er, about that Cy Young....

  • Need a laugh? From @camelbackranch:
    RT @ChiTribSports: Andruw Jones "i'm the best CF you have here." J Cora: "you should. only pitchers and catchers are here."

    Nice work, Alex Cora's brother!

1: Inside the Dodgers; 2, 3, 4: Jon SooHoo/Dodgers

Wednesday, February 03, 2010

In Which We Do Not Sing the Praises of R. Ortiz

First Ned Colletti kicks the tires on Russ Ortiz, now he's taking a flyer on former Angel Ramon Ortiz, who turns 37 in March and spent all of 2009 with the Fresno Grizzlies? I'm not sure which R. Ortiz would be the lesser of two evils at this point, but it certainly feels like Colletti is throwing everything at the wall and seeing what sticks. Let's take a look at his off-season so far:

Not sure which of these players will make the major-league roster, but a limited number of roster spots guarantees that most of them will start the season in the minors. Is this Colletti's way of filling in the holes in the upper levels of the minor league system that Tony Jackson wrote about?

Saturday, January 09, 2010

NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!

Thanks to Mr. LA Sports Fan for the tip: Ken Gurnick tweets that the...

Dodgers sign pitcher Russ Ortiz and outfielder Michael Restovich to Minor League contracts.

That's right, Russ Ortiz. RUSS ORTIZ. All the mockery (the mockery!) of Russ Ortiz we've done at SoSG is finally coming home to roost. (Not sure how that works, but you know what I mean.) RUSS ORTIZ

Earlier at SoSG: NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO! (2007)
NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO! (2008)
NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO! (2009)

I can't believe we've already used our NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO! allotment for 2010.

Wednesday, April 22, 2009

"Sometimes, Dead Is Better"

Russ Ortiz gets his first win since the Fillmore Presidency, and now Dontrelle Willis is making his return from the Dave Chappelle School of Mental Health.

Tuesday, April 21, 2009

I Can't Help Myself

I'm trying to be nicer to Russ Ortiz, but then I see this... WHO THE F ACTUALLY DRAFTED THIS GUY? If any of you are part of that 0.3%, please explain yourself.

Game 14 Thread: April 21 @ Astros, 5p

Clayton Kershaw (0-0, 1.50) vs. Russ Ortiz (0-0, 6.23).

COMMENTS:

Friday, April 13, 2007

Game Thread - The Russ E.R.TIZ Streak

Tonight, the Giants battle the always fearsome Pittsburgh Pirates. And Russ Ortiz continues his pursuit of Anthony Young's remarkable 27 game losing streak. (You can read about Ortiz's foibles HERE) 12 Down, 15 to go!

Sidenote: In 1993, Anthony Young went 1-16 with a 3.77 ERA - pretty much identical to Barry "ACE" Zito! And Zito gets over $100 Million while Young gets a lifetime of infamy. Roger Clemens officially has NOTHING to complain about.

Friday, April 06, 2007

ARE YOU READY FOR THE RETURN OF RUSS E.R.TIZ

The time has come for the Ishtar of the MLB - Russ Ortiz! (As covered by this mild-mannered blogger here). Tomorrow, Ortiz takes the mound against Derek Lowe, in a matchup with a larger Over than most Laker games.

According to MLB.com, Ortiz 3.0 might be an improvement just by being closer to Ortiz 1.0.

It's entirely possible that Giants fans won't notice any change in Russ Ortiz since he left the club after the 2002 season. He has recaptured the delivery he used then -- simply put, bringing his arm back in a semicircle as he prepares to throw. This imparts force and movement on his pitches, which he lacked for the last two seasons as he merely hoisted his arm upward before releasing the ball. Ortiz and the Giants are fully confident that he's no longer the pitcher who struggled to a 5-19 record in 2005-06.

Who knew 1/2*Pi*R^2 was the issue. The last time Ortiz won a game was August 29, 2005 (just as "My Humps" reached its peak), and has since lost the past 11 decisions in a row. SoSG wishes Mr Ortiz the best in his pursuit of a Dirty Dozen.

Wednesday, March 28, 2007

Russ Ortiz - How Bad is He?

Short answer - pretty bad.

Long answer - REALLY REALLY bad.

It's comforting to know that the Giants are now GUARANTEED a loss every fifth game. Over the past few years, Ortiz stunk up every game he even walked by. In Dec 2004, Ortiz signed a four-year, $33 million contract with Arizona. ($22 Million of which he got paid not to play... nice work if you can get it!)

Before the contract, he was an almost stellar 103-60 with a 4.01 ERA. After that, as a show of appreciation, Ortiz went 5-16 with an opponent BA of .324 and a 6.94 ERA!!!

It wasn't always quite so bad. For four games in April 2005, Ortiz made the Diamonbacks look only a little foolish with a 2-1 record. Then, on May 2, 2005, the fit hit the shan!. Still reeling from that weekend's midling box office returns of A Hitchiker's Guide to the Galaxy, Russ Ortiz put up three sevens (hits, runs, and ER). Things got only worse from there. Since May '05, Ortiz has started 28 Games with a record of 3-18! The Diamondbacks got a hard lesson on the price of winning, spending $6.6 Million per victory on Ortiz. Let's just hope the Giants get a similar return on investment.

Saturday, March 03, 2007

Nobody Knows You When You're Down and Out

...and have a $33 million contract.

From ESPN.com's Jerry Crasnick:

Thanks, Leo

If Russ Ortiz makes the Giants' Opening Day roster as the team's No. 5 starter, he might be calling the Baltimore Orioles' clubhouse to share the good news.

Ortiz was such a disaster in Arizona, the Diamondbacks released him with more than two years and about $22 million left on his contract. Baltimore picked him up at the urging of Leo Mazzone, who was the pitching coach in Atlanta when Ortiz won 36 games for the Braves in 2003-2004.

Mazzone, who isn't known for film study and breaking down pitching mechanics, dissected Ortiz's motion and found that he was gradually pulling in his elbow and short-arming the ball. Ortiz finished the season with an 0-8 record and an 8.14 ERA.

Ortiz threw more than 30 innings in Puerto Rico over the winter, and he's an early feel-good story in San Francisco's camp. He retired nine straight batters in his Cactus League debut against the Cubs on Thursday, and so far, at least, it appears that his ball has more life on it. Considering the depths to which he sank, anything positive is almost shocking.

"I appreciate Leo so much, to go that extra mile to help me get back to where he knows I can be," Ortiz said. "I'm a big fan of his."

Given the Orioles' typically hideous luck, Ortiz might come back and win 15 games for the Giants.

Wonder how the Diamondbacks' pitching coach feels about that. "Yeah, I could've dissected Ortiz's motion...but I didn't feel like it."

Wednesday, January 10, 2007

Ortiz Rejoins Giants

Sorry, wrong Ortiz.

From "Ortiz gets another shot in San Francisco: Back where he began his career, veteran signs one-year deal" at sfgiants.com:

SAN FRANCISCO -- It's been a long road back to where he began for former Giants ace Russ Ortiz.

Ortiz -- a double-digit winner for four seasons in San Francisco, whose stats and pitching velocity had tumbled dramatically over the past two seasons with other clubs -- has rejoined the Giants after signing a one-year contract.

"It's been humbling," said the 32-year-old Ortiz on Tuesday.

The veteran struggled in 2006 with an 0-8 record and a 8.14 ERA for Baltimore and Arizona, but he showed renewed power and accuracy during recent Winter League play in Puerto Rico.

The article doesn't mention how much the Giants are paying Ortiz, but don't worry for Russ—the Diamondbacks will be paying off his $33 million contract through 2008.

UPDATE: $380,000—league minimum.