Well, look at the facts now:
Muno (from Yo Gabba Gabba)
That's right, every one of the beings associated with Wheaties Fuel is damned to a life of misery and misanthropic mayhem. Just look at this last wave of once-happy childrens toys, turned into mangled animal chewtoys, broken shells of their former selves, crazed dismembering maniacs, or punted pigskin proxies. I wouldn't wish any of these fates on our dear readers.
The curse of Wheaties Fuel is real. Beware the Wheaties Fuel Curse!
photos: Sock Monkey from the cindymindypindy blog; Muno from the fabulousvalency blog; Robot from fotolia;
bear rabbit from the Luke Chueh print "Jacked" (acrylic + ink), and bear from "I Am Your Plaything", and "Bear With Knife Hand...Bad Idea"; Mr. X from the blabla site itself.