SoSG Eric Karros mocked the Wheaties Fuel Curse yesterday. He thought the whole thing was just a joke, perhaps just a crazy coincidence.
Well, look at the facts now:
Sock Monkey
Muno (from Yo Gabba Gabba)
Robot
Teddy Bear
(EDIT 8:20a--whoops; this shot is of Teddy Bear's friend, Rabbit. Try these--)
Mr. X
That's right, every one of the beings associated with Wheaties Fuel is damned to a life of misery and misanthropic mayhem. Just look at this last wave of once-happy childrens toys, turned into mangled animal chewtoys, broken shells of their former selves, crazed dismembering maniacs, or punted pigskin proxies. I wouldn't wish any of these fates on our dear readers.
The curse of Wheaties Fuel is real. Beware the Wheaties Fuel Curse!
photos: Sock Monkey from the cindymindypindy blog; Muno from the fabulousvalency blog; Robot from fotolia; bear rabbit from the Luke Chueh print "Jacked" (acrylic + ink), and bear from "I Am Your Plaything", and "Bear With Knife Hand...Bad Idea"; Mr. X from the blabla site itself.
6 comments:
I'm pretty sure that's a rabbit. Maybe the curse turned the bear into a rabbit?
...and the rabbit seems to be winning. It seems to have taken the deer's antlers as a prize.
can somebody confirm that the Rockies pitching staff are promoters of Wheaties Fuel?
@Josh S: Oh shit, you're right. In my efforts to get in Luke Chueh, it appears I didn't Chuehs wisely. Let me edit this later.
Edited. Thanks for the catch; I thought those ears looked a little large.
Damn. I almost wish I hadn't caught it. The new images are going to haunt my dreams.
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