Monday, February 15, 2010

Lasorda To Represent Sons

SoSG Lasorda is sort of like Bigfoot and the Loch Ness Monster: sightings are rare and much discussed by the press. Which is why it's awesome that Lasorda has agreed to accept KempKershaw's invitation and join the Plaschke Thy Sweater Is Argyle Fantasy League.

Along with Ferio and L-Ram from Juan Pierre's Oversized Hat, and M. Brown from The Left Field Pavilion, and other players to be named later, Lasorda will represent Sons of Steve Garvey in the most noble of quasi-athletic statistic-based vicariously-living competitions. Here's hoping Lasorda represents!

(Oh, and KempKershaw, when you see Lasorda, please ask him about that $20 he still owes me from last year.)


Kyle Baker said...

Ahhhh...fantasy baseball. One vice I was able to shed. I've seen the best minds of my generation destroyed by
fantasy baseball, starving hysterical naked,
dragging themselves through the Roto sheets at
dawn looking for an angry fix.

Mr. LA Sports Czar said...

I've got my fantasy roster set this year. Take a gander at these bad boys:

Russell Martin, Prince Fielder, Chase Utley, Rafael Furcal, Pablo Sandoval, Jason Bay, Brad Hawpe, Nolan Reimold, Brian Roberts, Carlos Pena

Bench is Miguel Tejada, Mark Teahen, Randy Winn, and Franklin Gutierrez

Pitching staff is Dan Haren, Josh Johnson, Frank Francisco, Ryan Madson, Scott Baker, Jered Weaver, Jair Jurrjens, Stephen Strasburg, & Paul Maholm

Orel said...

I'm with you, Dusty. I need that time for things like earning a living, feeding myself and walking the dog.

That said, go Lasorda!

Greg Zakwin said...

Thanks for the link gentlemen, hopefully this will encourage other Dodger bloggers to take the plunge, the glorious, oh so glorious plunge.

And save me from e-mailing people.

Maybe Pedro would like to join? He seems to have an abundance of free time on his hands now.

Greg Zakwin said...

Sax- I believe Lasorda prefers to remain shrouded in secrecy, his identity never to be discovered.

But if I see him, I will pester him about your $20. And get it for you in singles, as per your request.

Steve Sax said...

KempKershaw: Thanks. Based on where Lasorda wants you guys to run your the fantasy draft, I figure singles will come in handy.

Greg Zakwin said...

Sax- Haha, Lasorda will just have to settle for opening another window and multi-tasking.

That's why God graced the human species with two hands.