Thursday, February 25, 2010

ESPN gets Janks'd

You might not know Captain Janks. (In fact, if you have a high school level education, you shouldn't.) He's a member of the Howard Stern whack pack, famous for such live, nationally televised prank calls as "I See OJ, and he looks scared." And the other day, he returned in grand fashion. Enjoy, before youtube takes this down.

As a Giants fan, I can't claim to be upset that Westbrook won't be shoving that screen pass up my team's butt anymore.


Mr. LA Sports Czar said...

What normal person would not worship the prostate of Howard Stern?

Delino DeShields, Sr said...

The second line he planned to say was far, far cruder and involved a four letter word I can't even imply here.

Kyle Baker said...

“Oh don’t give me no more of that Old Janx Spirit
No, don’t you give me no more of that Old Janx Spirit
For my head will fly, my tongue will lie, my eyes will fry and I may die
Won’t you pour me one more of that sinful Old Janx Spirit”

PenosCabell said...


Babaooey to everyone.

Delino DeShields, Sr said...

On Stern, Janks explained that he first called up as Westbrook's agent... claiming Brian would only talk for a couple of minutes and it had to be live. He then had the ESPN people call his own home in Philly. And switched voices from the phony agent to phony Westbrook. AND ESPN FEEL FOR IT!!!! Somebody over there better get to work on his resume

Fred's Brim said...

well done! Bababooey, indeed