Wednesday, February 24, 2010

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From @dylanohernandez:

Manny says ppl should appreciate what they have: "There are people who say, 'I don't have Gucci shoes.' But I say to them, 'You have feet.'"

Okay SoSG readers, it's your turn!

Manny says people should appreciate what they have: "There are people who say, 'I don't have __________.' But I say to them, 'You have __________.' "

9 comments:

Mr. Customer said...

Credit where credit is due, that's actually remarkably profound, given the source.

Keven C said...

Manny says people should appreciate what they have: "There are people who say, 'I don't have World Series titles.' But I say to them, 'You have Cha Cha bowls.

Fred's Brim said...

I am just noticing the Progressive Direct ad on the sidebar featuring none other than the badly-coiffed Flo. Is she selling car insurance or bumpits?

Gagne's lucky glasses said...

Manny says people should appreciate what they have: "There are people who say, 'I don't have big muscles like you Manny.' But I say to them, 'You have working male genitalia still so there is that.' "

Dusty Baker said...

Manny says people should appreciate what they have: "There are people who say, 'I don't have hot summer fart.' But I say to them, 'You have Merry-go-booger.' "

Steve Sax said...

Manny says people should appreciate what they have: "There are people who say, 'I don't have rhythm.' But I say to them, 'You have music. Who could ask for anything more?' "

Eric Karros said...

"There are people who say, 'I don't have a $45 million, my-option-1-way-out contract that I signed despite any competing market interest, a consistent history of attitude problems, and being 36 years old.'

But I say to them, 'You have got to be kidding me, really? Sucker.'

Mr. LA Sports Fan said...

Manny says people should appreciate what they have: "There are people who say, 'I don't have shame.' But I say to them, 'You have no shame.'"

I like the Simpsons reference, Dusty.

fanerman said...

Jamie McCourt says people should appreciate what they have: "There are people who say, 'I don't live a $900,000 a month lifestyle.' But I say to them, 'I do.'"