Saturday, July 25, 2009

Caption Contest

Caption Orlando Hudson and/or the Marlins' Wes Helms as they, um, untangle themselves after a close out at second base in the first inning of last night's game:

11 comments:

Mr. LA Sports Fan said...

Hudson: See that? That's right, all man.

Steve Sax said...

"Orlando Hudson is the whole package."

Mr. Customer said...

"Cough twice, please...good."

Eric Karros said...

"Uh, no hidden ball trick here, so, um, I'll just move along to my base then..."

Neeebs said...

"Just making sure that all the parts are still in order."

Keven C said...

"It's a little tight in the crotch. You could take a large."

rbnlaw said...

"Man, I thought I was done with 'cup checks' in Little League. Are you done, 'cause I'm getting a little uncomfortable here."

JBJ-1138 said...

"dont mind me! just tapping sack to pass the time"

Dusty Baker said...

"Sorry, Mr. Hudson. I was just doing my Henry Louis Gates, Jr. being hassled-by-The-Man impression."

Ferio said...

Hudson: Watch it pervert!
Helms: It's okay. I'm just doing your inseam.
Hudson: You're getting very close to my shaft.

Erin said...

"He said BASEBALL you idiot!"