Sunday, July 05, 2009

Caption Contest

What was Manny (with agent Scott Boras, left) saying at Friday's pre-game press conference?

photo by Jon SooHoo/Dodgers

9 comments:

Delino DeShields said...

Just taking a shot in the dark...

MANNY: "Home? I Have No Home. Hunted! Despised! Living Like An Animal! The Jungle Is My Home. But I Will Show The World That I Can Be Its Master! I Will Perfect My Own Race Of People (pointing to Scott Boras). A Race Of Atomic Supermen Which Will Conquer The World!!!"

Eric Karros said...

"This man here needs the water with the bubbles. Somebody gonna take care of that?"

Neeebs said...

And this greedy bastard over here, said, "if you take some 'supplements' during the break, you'll get more $$$ in my pocket."

Mr. LA Sports Fan said...

If you have any problems, please take it up with my agent here. I'm pretty sure you all want to kill him anyway.

Wicks said...

This guy is the DEVIL!

Dusty Baker said...

"My agent, Mr. Boras, was the sperm donor. I was going to carry his child so I needed HCG."

rbnlaw said...

"Who him? Naw, he just looks like Boras. He's my cousin. Goes everywhere with me and keeps track of my . . . ummm. . .vitamins. Yeah, vitamins."

Justin said...

"This fu**ing guy totally di**ed me during the offseason so I just wanted to feel like a real woman."

karina said...

This guy removed you from J.D. Drew, then you had to sign up Juan Pierre and Andruw Jones. But it was Ok, because he agreed to take me to LA. Isn't he the man?