Tuesday, July 28, 2009

BREAKING NEWS

Dodger Superfan Kim Kardashian and former godlike runningback Reggie Bush have called it quits.

"They were the cutest couple," another source tells PEOPLE. "They loved each other so much but they hardly saw each other. He starts his football training camp this week and she starts filming Keeping up with the Kardashians this week. They just need a break right now."

Inspired by The Jerk, Ms. Kardashian will be looking for her new boyfriend by opening up the phonebook and picking a name at random. Or maybe she'll get back with former co-star Ray J.

4 comments:

Nic j said...

This post is so Delino.

Ken said...

now that booty is free to be tapped

Delino DeShields said...

Due to the USC content? :-)

Nic j said...

Not really, you can just always tell a Delino post.