Wednesday, June 12, 2013
Game 65 Thread: June 12 vs. D'Bags, 7p
Hyun-Jin Ryu (6-2, 2.72) vs. Patrick Corbin (9-0, 1.98)
When the Dodgers and Padres brawled back in April, that was the last game of the series. They got some time to cool off. This time, the Dodgers and DBacks are going right back at it, and you have to figure things might go nuclear again. Not gonna lie, it would be incredibly satisfying if they can make Corbin burn some and take this series.
But potential violence isn't the biggest story of the night. The biggest story is...
SIX current Sons will all be at the game and sitting together.
Sax, Orel, AC, DelinO, Dusty, and I (along with reader-contributors B.J. and Scott Killeen) will be taking one of Dodger Stadium's new loge party boxes for a spin. This is the largest single gathering of Sons, outside of SoSG Fest. (SoSG Stubbs is locked in a secret bunker to preserve continuity, should things get really ugly tonight.) If you've ever dreamed of having a beer with a snarky baseball nerd, tonight is YOUR NIGHT!
That's right, we're flaunting our identities and location, Iron Man 3 style. Come and get us!*
*Or, y'know, just say hi. Please don't hurt us.
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Let's get ready to rumble.......!
I'm flaunting ass whippings.
Uh oh.
Vincent Bonsignore @DailyNewsVinny 5m
Yasiel #Puig took 5 swings of batting practice walked off field threw his bats and helmet in dugout then walked to clubhouse with trainers.
Fuuuuuuuuuuck.
Ken Gurnick @kengurnick 2m
No announcement yet, but Puig is likely to be scratched with a sore right shoulder.
Figures.
No Puig! More beer!
Fuigures.
@Dodgers: Updated #Dodgers lineup:
Punto SS
Ellis 2B
Gonzalez 1B
Hairston LF
Uribe 3B
Ethier CF
Hernandez C
Castellanos RF
Ryu P
Me thinks we be in for a lickin tonite
Holy shit, there are as many holes in that lineup as there are Sons going to tonight's game.
Maybe more. Shhh...secret wifi pw works!
Party box has 2 110v outlets. Nice. Phone charging us possible.
40 million dollar lineup.
It appears Mrs. Howard Wolowitz is tossing the first pitch.
Currently waiting for the privilege of getting on the 10.
Leaving Casa de Gnomes in about 5. Should make first pitch.
Whoops. Nomobile had no has. Maybe not quite first pitch for me.
TYPICAL LA FAN
Killeens only ones here. Sosg slackers the lot of em
There needs to be a "like" button. Have fun and Go Blue!
There needs to be a "like" button. Have fun and Go Blue!
Is there enough beer in yard for six sons?
There's not enough beer in the Yard just for me.
The "real" dodgers skipper in the house!
At the Yard, Vinny!
Nomo: Uribe is growing on me.
Dusty: Uribe is growing on himself.
I feel a disturbance in the force. Oh nevermind. i just had to fart. My bad. Carry on.
Hey All!
I can't believe I missed last nights dust up.
Hi Meanie...So good to have you with us tonite.
SoSG karma at the Yard tonite. That's gotta be a good thing...Right?
7/8ths of the crew here. C'mon Orel!
I'm guessing Nancy Bea's out again, unless she suddenly learned some Depeche Mode.
With all due respect to the legend that is nancy Bea, hearing D'Mode's "Enjoy the Silence" here between innings was pretty sweet.
Orel, wherefore are thou?!
Nancy Bea broke a knuckle on Gibby's fat head in the brawl last night. She's a scrapper, that one.
We all be here. Let the fighting begin!
Wow, what a cool party.
*storms the D-bags bench swinging a wiffle ball bat*
I'm punching Dusty.
Urine us running
Dre looking very nice with that "I need a shave look".
Well, we're on the board.
Ryu with the RBI triple. Now do some head hunting, dude!
Sosg's in da house makin it happen baby!
@BJ...You guys bringing us the good juju!!
RYU!
Dusty should be dry humping right about......now!
Cody Ross has a really punchable face.
I'm gonna break something if Ryu's hurt.
Yikes. Ryu out of the jam.
We need more runs.
I am sitting next to BJ Killeen. How can she be posting comments simultaneously?!?!
She's got mad skillz unlike Brandon League.
Chris Withrow? alrighty then.
No PGT tonight. They're all wasted. :-p
I have to stand in LINE to piss?! Don't you know who I am?!
Nomo can comment with one hand, apparently.
No piss boy? I guess it's not good to be the king.
@Spanky..."No piss boy..." Mel Brooks' History of the World. One of my dad's favorite movies! Thanks, Spank. You brought back some great memories.
@ karen
"History" is one of my all time fave movies.Whenever someone asks me what i do for a living i always say I'm a bullshit artist. Your pops was cool.
Gameday started behaving right in time to for me to see Dre strikeout.
yay
^is
Puig is moving around in the dugout. Has a helmet on and a bat in his hand.
i think my Apple II needs a memory upgrade from 50 to 100 kb.
No comments cuz everyone is here, hoarse, and drunk.
Please hit so I can say yippee skippy
MEllis with the surprise bunt single. AGon up.
AGon with the hat trick to end the inning.
Going to the 11th, still 4-4.
Lead off double for the Dbags.
one out
It's Beli!!! Oh Lawdy jeez us, we in for it now.
Oh man. One out and belli up
Q7: can you make a call and please get Puig in
I'm on it!
Man on third, two out. My sphincter is clenched.
HOLD IT IN,SAXY!!
3-2 count to parra
I think I just sharted
First and third, two out
Holy shit we can still win.
(cries)
Dre with warning track power to end the 12th.
damn
Wow. Just when you thought it couldn't get any better league and Puig.
League huh? Everyone else asleep, I'm just a glutton at this point
BOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
Hey boys n girls. Can you say feeyasco? I knew you could
Don't stop believing?
Still here!
How many sons are still there?
Another disappointing night in baseball history.
PGT up. HI, BJ!
Thanks Sax!
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