Wednesday, June 12, 2013

Game 65 Thread: June 12 vs. D'Bags, 7p


Hyun-Jin Ryu (6-2, 2.72) vs. Patrick Corbin (9-0, 1.98)

When the Dodgers and Padres brawled back in April, that was the last game of the series. They got some time to cool off. This time, the Dodgers and DBacks are going right back at it, and you have to figure things might go nuclear again. Not gonna lie, it would be incredibly satisfying if they can make Corbin burn some and take this series.

But potential violence isn't the biggest story of the night. The biggest story is...

SIX current Sons will all be at the game and sitting together.




Sax, Orel, AC, DelinO, Dusty, and I (along with reader-contributors B.J. and Scott Killeen) will be taking one of Dodger Stadium's new loge party boxes for a spin. This is the largest single gathering of Sons, outside of SoSG Fest. (SoSG Stubbs is locked in a secret bunker to preserve continuity, should things get really ugly tonight.) If you've ever dreamed of having a beer with a snarky baseball nerd, tonight is YOUR NIGHT!

That's right, we're flaunting our identities and location, Iron Man 3 style. Come and get us!*

*Or, y'know, just say hi. Please don't hurt us.

94 comments:

BJ Killeen said...

Let's get ready to rumble.......!

Spank said...

I'm flaunting ass whippings.

Orel said...

Uh oh.

Vincent Bonsignore ‏@DailyNewsVinny 5m

Yasiel #Puig took 5 swings of batting practice walked off field threw his bats and helmet in dugout then walked to clubhouse with trainers.

Hideo Nomo said...

Fuuuuuuuuuuck.

Orel said...

Ken Gurnick ‏@kengurnick 2m

No announcement yet, but Puig is likely to be scratched with a sore right shoulder.

BJ Killeen said...

Figures.

Steve Sax said...

No Puig! More beer!

Hideo Nomo said...

Fuigures.

BJ Killeen said...

@Dodgers: Updated #Dodgers lineup:
Punto SS
Ellis 2B
Gonzalez 1B
Hairston LF
Uribe 3B
Ethier CF
Hernandez C
Castellanos RF
Ryu P


Me thinks we be in for a lickin tonite

Steve Sax said...

Holy shit, there are as many holes in that lineup as there are Sons going to tonight's game.

BJ Killeen said...

Maybe more. Shhh...secret wifi pw works!

BJ Killeen said...

Party box has 2 110v outlets. Nice. Phone charging us possible.

Spank said...

40 million dollar lineup.

BJ Killeen said...

It appears Mrs. Howard Wolowitz is tossing the first pitch.

Orel said...

Currently waiting for the privilege of getting on the 10.

Hideo Nomo said...

Leaving Casa de Gnomes in about 5. Should make first pitch.

Hideo Nomo said...

Whoops. Nomobile had no has. Maybe not quite first pitch for me.

TYPICAL LA FAN

Hideo Nomo said...

Gas

BJ Killeen said...

Killeens only ones here. Sosg slackers the lot of em

Meaniebreanie said...

There needs to be a "like" button. Have fun and Go Blue!

Meaniebreanie said...

There needs to be a "like" button. Have fun and Go Blue!

Dusty Baker's Toothpick said...

Is there enough beer in yard for six sons?

Dusty Baker said...

There's not enough beer in the Yard just for me.

BJ Killeen said...

The "real" dodgers skipper in the house!

Dusty Baker said...

At the Yard, Vinny!

Dusty Baker said...

Nomo: Uribe is growing on me.

Dusty: Uribe is growing on himself.

Spank said...

I feel a disturbance in the force. Oh nevermind. i just had to fart. My bad. Carry on.

karen said...

Hey All!

I can't believe I missed last nights dust up.

Hi Meanie...So good to have you with us tonite.

SoSG karma at the Yard tonite. That's gotta be a good thing...Right?

Cliff Beefpile said...

Fuck the d-bags!

BJ Killeen said...

7/8ths of the crew here. C'mon Orel!

Cliff Beefpile said...

I'm guessing Nancy Bea's out again, unless she suddenly learned some Depeche Mode.

Steve Sax said...

With all due respect to the legend that is nancy Bea, hearing D'Mode's "Enjoy the Silence" here between innings was pretty sweet.

Steve Sax said...

Orel, wherefore are thou?!

rbnlaw said...

Nancy Bea broke a knuckle on Gibby's fat head in the brawl last night. She's a scrapper, that one.

BJ Killeen said...

We all be here. Let the fighting begin!

MR.F said...

Wow, what a cool party.

Spank said...

*storms the D-bags bench swinging a wiffle ball bat*

Hideo Nomo said...

I'm punching Dusty.

BJ Killeen said...

Urine us running

karen said...

Dre looking very nice with that "I need a shave look".

MR.F said...

Well, we're on the board.

karen said...

Ryu with the RBI triple. Now do some head hunting, dude!

BJ Killeen said...

Sosg's in da house makin it happen baby!

karen said...

@BJ...You guys bringing us the good juju!!

Spank said...

RYU!

Spank said...

Dusty should be dry humping right about......now!

Cliff Beefpile said...

Cody Ross has a really punchable face.

Cliff Beefpile said...

I'm gonna break something if Ryu's hurt.

karen said...

Yikes. Ryu out of the jam.

BJ Killeen said...

We need more runs.

Steve Sax said...

I am sitting next to BJ Killeen. How can she be posting comments simultaneously?!?!

Spank said...

She's got mad skillz unlike Brandon League.

Spank said...

Chris Withrow? alrighty then.

BJ Killeen said...

No PGT tonight. They're all wasted. :-p

Hideo Nomo said...

I have to stand in LINE to piss?! Don't you know who I am?!

Dusty Baker said...

Nomo can comment with one hand, apparently.

Spank said...

No piss boy? I guess it's not good to be the king.

Spank said...

Gameday is fucked. It's all over the place like a Neeebs' mom.

karen said...

@Spanky..."No piss boy..." Mel Brooks' History of the World. One of my dad's favorite movies! Thanks, Spank. You brought back some great memories.

Hideo Nomo said...

59 comments? Where the fuck is everybody?

Oh yeah.

Spank said...

@ karen

"History" is one of my all time fave movies.Whenever someone asks me what i do for a living i always say I'm a bullshit artist. Your pops was cool.

Spank said...

Gameday started behaving right in time to for me to see Dre strikeout.


yay

Spank said...

waitaminute. WTF? This shit all fucked up.

Spank said...

^is

QuadSevens said...

Puig is moving around in the dugout. Has a helmet on and a bat in his hand.

Spank said...

i think my Apple II needs a memory upgrade from 50 to 100 kb.

BJ Killeen said...

No comments cuz everyone is here, hoarse, and drunk.

BJ Killeen said...

Please hit so I can say yippee skippy

QuadSevens said...

MEllis with the surprise bunt single. AGon up.

QuadSevens said...

AGon with the hat trick to end the inning.

QuadSevens said...

Going to the 11th, still 4-4.

QuadSevens said...

Lead off double for the Dbags.

Spank said...

one out

BJ Killeen said...

It's Beli!!! Oh Lawdy jeez us, we in for it now.

Steve Sax said...

Oh man. One out and belli up

Steve Sax said...

Q7: can you make a call and please get Puig in

QuadSevens said...

I'm on it!

Steve Sax said...

Man on third, two out. My sphincter is clenched.

Spank said...

HOLD IT IN,SAXY!!

Steve Sax said...

3-2 count to parra

Steve Sax said...

I think I just sharted

First and third, two out

Spank said...

Holy shit we can still win.

(cries)

QuadSevens said...

Dre with warning track power to end the 12th.

Spank said...

damn

BJ Killeen said...

Wow. Just when you thought it couldn't get any better league and Puig.

Pride of Dong said...

League huh? Everyone else asleep, I'm just a glutton at this point

Spank said...

BOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

BJ Killeen said...

Hey boys n girls. Can you say feeyasco? I knew you could

Pride of Dong said...

Don't stop believing?

Dusty Baker said...

Still here!

Pride of Dong said...

How many sons are still there?

BJ Killeen said...

Another disappointing night in baseball history.

Steve Sax said...

PGT up. HI, BJ!

BJ Killeen said...

Thanks Sax!