Zack Greinke (3-2, 4.22) vs. Edinson Volquez (5-5, 5.84).
- 1. Clicking through every last one of Yasiel Puig's Instagram photos.
- 2. Preparing for a Paula Deen telethon.
- 3. Thinking about what moves Ned Colletti will make at the trade deadline.
- 4. Attending an After Earth viewing marathon.
- 5. Watching the Angels lose.
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Kristian Jimenez said...
Hello, my name is Kristian and I met one of the "Sons" last night at the Dodger/Padre game. It was good talking too you and your family. Thank you for introducing me to your blog, it is great! If I can, I'll post a picture of my Vin Scully ball later.
6/22/2013 12:19 PM
Watching Japan v Mexico in futbol is much more interesting than watching the Dodgers play baseball.
^Picture NSFW.
Schumaker 7
Puig 9
Gonzalez 3
Ramirez 6
Ethier 8
M Ellis 4
Uribe 5
AJ Ellis 2
Greinke 1
@BillShaikin: Carlos Quentin is in #Padres lineup vs Zack Greinke and #Dodgers. First Greinke-Quentin meeting since April brawl.
A fish?
I think I'll make a 2013 Dodgers video game app.
Pikes are small but feisty. No wait that's a bluegill.
Paul: Then Hanley can play it!
hi
What's that? Tony Soprano has died?
épale everyone!
you know Orel, thinking about what Colletti is gonna do at the trade deadline is masochism, so I'd rather watch the Dodgers play
Nothing is worse than watching an After Earth marathon. I know, because I had to sit through it.
And yeah, Orel. Couple days ago of a heart attack, I think.
Watching dodgers play gave tony soprano a heart attack
Épale, Karina!
@Hollandsworth: What was the thinking there? Shyamalan fan? Couldn't resist the pull of two generations of Smiths?
Maybe the Dodgers can lure Billy Beane with lots of cash. He may own part of the A's but that means he owns part of the sewage.
AGon Ks, Hanley grounds out on the first pitch to strand Puig at first in the first inning.
Don Mattingly excels at teaching the team how to strand runners
So, uh, why didn't they just release Harang?
That was fun. Now on to more sorrow.
Epale, Karina!
Quentin K swinging in the first inning
Way to go Zack
Must be annoying for the Padres.
Bill Shaikin @BillShaikin 7m
Loud -- really loud -- boos for Quentin in 1st AB. Dodgers fans representing.
Édinson
Bill Shaikin @BillShaikin 43s
Vin Scully is walking thru press box while someone else is broadcasting #Dodgers on TV. This is not right.
Giants beat the Marlins on — guess what? — a bloop single.
Get a hit Urine.
Shitty baserunning by Andre.
Wow we are dumb on the bases.
Ether you fucking idiot, why would you run on a comebacker?
WHY DON'T THESE DODGERS GIVE A SHIT?!
AJ Ellis sure is watching a lot of called strike threes.
A.J. ends the inning on a backwards K. Sums up the entire season.
AJ looks bad at the plate again.
FORD KEYS TO THE GAME
Dodgers: don't give away outs
Padres: just show up
Blah blah blah..this is all I hear from the announcers. We want Vinny!
Any recommendations from the Sons or readers, I'll be making my first trip to Petco on the 13th of July against the gnats. Those park seats are the cheapest, but is it all little kids? Worth it to just sit in the upper decks?
Just cover yourself in blood, you will be left alone.
Hanley appears to be wearing a rosary around his neck.
I cover myself in blood before any game I attend, home or away.
The pitcher with the 5.84 ERA has retired seven Dodgers in a row.
I don't care for this Papelbon to the Dodgers rumor. At all.
@Cliff - please say that's a joke
Don't worry, Ned will only trade Puig to get him.
And pay all of Puig's $42M contract.
See, Zack? That's revenge.
KKKKKKK
Save your fork, there's hockey!
Before met us hitters had a.280 average against this pitcher and .312 in June.
Urine is our most disciplined hitter.
i still love Paula Deen. I don't give a fuck if she's the leader of the KKK. I'll butter her biscuits any day.
Two on for Zack. Pretend the ball is FCQ's head!
Actually, I think Greinke is our most disciplined hitter.
She could use your support right about now, Spank.
RANCHO ARDIENDO! Good job, Zack.
Good call Cliff.
ok Skip, how are you going to fuck this up?
Schu did his best to hit into a DP. 1-0 Dodgers.
is it right to want to chew Quentin's head off?
Fuck skip.
Really, lilly white shitheads sitting behind home plate? You have to point out to TV viewers that you're happily drinking Coors Light?
Bad call gives us a run. That's our karma...for the entire season.
@Karina: Not only is it right, it is your moral imperative.
Puig hacking
After Jerk-O, Brad Boxburger is my second favorite name in MLB.
that is the best we could have hoped for in that situation
Puig has started to take on the Kemp role of wildly swung at, unproductive outs.
Puig you're starting to look like the rest.
Still no hits against one of the worst starting pitchers in baseball.
After the college World Series, Colletti should hire UCLA bullpen pitchers
GONZO!
We should just re-sign Grudzielanek
and get it over with already.
Hit(s)!
Sign Grudz ONLY if Jody Reed isn't available.
Watch Coletti sign Valverde...
Ciriaco with a damn fine Cruz impression.
heh mercy runs
Holy cats! A 4-0 lead, Greinke on the mound and I'm still unsure if we're gonna win this game. FUCK YOU, 2013 Dodgers!
please, Mattingly, for the love of God or deity of preference, NO LEAGUE TODAY
We've only scored, like, 12 runs all year, and I go to walk the dogs and come back to the news that we've scored two while I was out. What black magic just happened?
(And I mean that in a non-Paula Deen kind of way)
@Dusty, it was a zillion walks and errors by the Padres. It seemed oddly familiar. I felt like I had seen that somewhere before but I couldn't quite place where...
Boxmuncher gets A Gon on strikes. 4-0 Dodgers going to the bottom of the sixth.
Denorfia went to Choad High School?
OH MY GOD THAT SHOT BY HANLEY
Holy shit! HanRAM!!!
OH MY GOD, THAT'S UNBELIEVABLE!
Nice to not be crying
Puig just let a 91 mph fastball go down the middle.
Another at 92.
Swinging K at 94 on the outside edge of the plate.
Hooray for Greinke!
Dodgers PR @DodgersPR 1m
Distance on @HanleyRamirez's home run: 413 feet.
That run scored off Greinke was probably my fault.
Mr F, why?
Because I was happy for him!
Padres still flashing the leather against us. Great catch, Denorfia.
is Donnie going to run Grienke out there for the 9th, just to wear his arm out?
ok it's Hanley, because we know we won't need him tomorrow
ugh i mean Kenley of course
too many beers this afternoon
Kenley closes it out in 12 pitches.
hey a win
probably a ploy the padres just to get our meager hopes up
Hey, we won a game!
What is this strange "too many beers" you speak of, FB?
PGT up, lads and lasses!
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