Sunday, May 13, 2012

A Quick Note To Magic And Stan

The Sons of Steve Garvey are 10-0 in games we've attended this year. (And, we eat and drink a whole lot at games.)

Here's the good news! We are available for rent to attend future Dodger games. Please inquire using the address in the sidebar!

17 comments:

Steve K said...

10-0 at home with the Sons, 4-3 at home without. I think you should be expecting an email from Stan.

Dusty Baker said...

Well said, Sax, my brother. I keep wanting to play Eminem's "Stan" now, though.

Hideo Nomo said...

I attended last Monday's game by myself and spent about $110 in parking, food, booze, and merch. I'm just the sucker you want at every game.

Bobby said...

Adding to this phenomenon, I've worn my SOSG softball jersey every game we've attended and the Dodgers are 3 and 0.

Meanwhile, I'm still waiting for someone to recognize the shirt and sign my first autograph.

Franklin Stubbs said...

I'm going to be at the park tonight(That's good!), which means I'm on the line for not fucking up the streak next (That's bad!)

Fred's Brim said...

Maybe there should be a contest/bet/punishment for the Son that messes up the streak

Fred's Brim said...

Do the new Sons have to go through any rookie hazing, like carrying a girlie backpack to the food stands to buy beer?

Franklin Stubbs said...

They said I had to come to the next SoSGFest as the anthropomorphic Dodger Dog mascot, but I was considering doing that anyway, so win-win!

Hideo Nomo said...

I'm pretty sure we'll have to foot the bill for the next SoSG Fest, which will undoubtedly be the best-attended one to date.

QuadSevens said...

As you're wearing the Dodger Dog costume, will you also be yelling "Ask me about my weiner!" to everyone who passes by?

cc: Jonah Hill

Franklin Stubbs said...

Q7 drops an "Accepted" reference?

Franklin Stubbs said...

Ask me about my Wiener, indeed.

Mr. LA Sports Czar said...

Sometimes a Dodger Dog is just a Dodger Dog.

Franklin Stubbs said...

A Picante Dog is always a phallic symbol, though.

QuadSevens said...

You bet I did Stubbs!

QuadSevens said...

I always wanted to go to the South Harmon Institute of Technology. I bet their alumni shirts are awesome!

Franklin Stubbs said...

...and don't get me started on the Louisiana Sausage.