Game 46 brings us the Bark in the Park edition. Before the game, hundreds of Dodger dog owners will proudly parade their pups around the outfield and then view the night's game from the Right Field Pavilion. Yours Truly had planned to bring his beloved dog to the event, but Mrs. Dusty felt some reticence about how the hound would hold up with all the clamor. Thus, instead he'll be on my lap on the sofa, Vinny! However, I understand at least one other SoSG reader is planning to attend the event, so hopefully we'll get some good pictures to post from the event.
Chad Billingsley looks to mark his territory after his last three poor-to-mediocre outings, going up against a grown man named Bud. Bud should be the name of a dog, not a pitcher. After last night's disappointing loss to a team we should beat on the nose with a newspaper, we'll have to hope that the Astros are really all bark and no bite.
If we win in dramatic fashion, no truth to the rumor that Matt Kemp will rub the tummy of the game hero in honor of all the dogs out there, instead of the traditional dry hump.
photo courtesy of the Dodgers
photo courtesy of the Dodgers
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TAKE A GODDAMN PITCH!
trivia: Bobby Abreu leads active players with 562 doubles.
Who are the only 4 players ever with 700+ doubles?
Juan Uribe has had 700+ Double-Doubles.
bonk, off the elbow!
it was a pretty good day by all accounts
Kurt Bevacqua had Dubble Bubbles.
As has been pointed out on Twitter, it was a good day because it did not feature an AK. Like many Dodger games.
I think Bud Norris was an extra on Saved by the Bell when they worked at the beach club
Bud Norris: no relation to Chuck.
Dodgers hitting 'em where they is.
I am glad out lead is comfortable for you, Vin
our
is they is or is they ain't, where I hit them
"He has to shave with a ruler." —Vin, on Del Rosario's chinstrap
Hey lady wearing the Angels jacket: wrong game.
heh Vin poking at the bad chinstrap on Del Rosario
trivia answer: Tris Speaker 793, Pete Rose 746, Stan Musial 725, Ty Cob 724
Ty Cob played OF, where he caught cans of corn.
Just made an entire gourmet meal for my family and it's still only the 6th inning, Vinny!
Did they shoot a Director's Cut of that commercial, where the SUV runs over the kid?
What was on the menu, Dusty?
I broke out that AK reference a number of times before chuckleheads on Twitter did. Boooo!
Javy!
You gotta tweet up in that bish, Dusty.
Tris Speaker has the record for unassisted double plays by an outfielder. I am not sure how that happens, but it happens
Basil, buttermilk, and sour cream marinated cherry tomato salad.
Goat cheese and pesto pasta shells.
Marinated bone-in chicken breasts with basil and olive oil sauce.
And lots of rioja.
You couldn't be bothered to remove the bones?
crap boobs crap
BONES = FLAVOR!
Just kidding. Sounds delicious!
"Whoa, whoa, whoa. There's still plenty of meat on that bone. Now you take this home, throw it in a pot, add some broth, a potato. Baby, you've got a stew going. "
I just wanted to say "bone in".
@Dusty, with your amazing effort, did you earn a drunken night at the yard?
nice play, Elian!
bone in, bone out, repeat
Heard some dogs howling from right field pavilion when this guy was singing GBA....LOL
Mama would throw the live crawdad in a pan of boilin' water
Well, one day I decided to make my own crawdad.
And I threw it in a pot, without the water, you see?
And it was just like makin' popcorn, you see?
Yeah, the joint's a lonely place after lockup and lights out...
#RaisingArizona
Are there other types, FB?
WDDIM - that earned a real LOL from me
@DB - no
It's only the 7th inning?
Rhiner or Rhoner?
Turn to the right.
@Spank, the over-under set by Orel was 3.5 hours
Loney?
Loney 3 for 4!
James Loney wants to be a Peanut again :)
I once took a Cruz down the Rhiner River.
Jamez!
You could have used him today, Karina.
@ FB
Orel's prediction will probably be spot on. These last couple innings have been swift. i was a little worried when it was almost 9:30 and the game was still in the fourth inning.
Cmon, Belli!
Strong GT tonight, kids. Sorry I'm mostly unable to participate. Entertaining family tonight.
When does Uribe come back? Team can't score without him.
All my favorites have entered the game. #Sands #Hairston
@Spank I was worried too. It's 1:10am here, 10 minutes after most games end. Half of the FBs have been asleep since the third. It will help a lot if we don't have to bat in the bottom of the ninth
I thought we were your "entertaining family," Nomo!
@Nomes, by "entertaing family," I assume you mean you are putting on a burlesque show
holy moly
"Half of the FBs"
Heh.
Drinking everyone else's leftover wine now.
I picture Nomo wearing a feather boa and little else.
I was thinking of more of a donkey show.
Don't juggle my baseballs.
Does Belli have a mohawk of some kind? he has a pointy tail poking out from the back of his hat
Just in general, I mean.
That's the rat he keeps inside his cap.
THATS NOT A BOA!
AAUGH
I want to party at Nomes!
Not a boa. Interesting manscaping however.
Come on Belli. Guide the ball with your teeth.
shit Beli
4 out saves always end well
AJ grabs his junk a lot
Oooh, KJ in for his first four-out save?
fudge
Donnie is not happy
Belli's stuff is electric, just not near the strike zone
First-pitch swinging would be great here.
AJ might have electric junk.
Might have happened when he touched his balls to his TV.
I need to hang my jewels over the screen for good luck again.
Go ahead, Dusty, we'll wait.
For fucks sake
Sorry, Chad, no W for you.
Con of a sunt!
Kenley going for the over.
Kenley can't find the strike zone.
More red bull and vodka for FB now.
The nicely dressed milfs behind homeplate are keeping me sane.
Can he not find the strike zone, or is he too chickens hit to attack the strike zone?
Kenley will be up to a Bud Norris pitch count soon
@Dusty I wish I had more redbull
I'm glad I haven't been sitting there for 6 hours with my dog.
And with the pooch.
@FB
I wish I had more vodka.
A STRIKE!
make these cnuts swing!
fuckballs
lets score enough so Kenley doesn't have to go back out there
razzafrazzit
Jerry!
Score a run bishes.
Has beating the Astros always been this hard?
Herrera flare!
PUPPIES!
Elian keeps us going
That could have been my pug they just showed! DAMMIT!
cc: Mrs Dusty
Some sad mutts up in there.
Sands will save us with his fly out powers!
lots of tired hounds
C'mon, Sands! Why you swinging at that junk?
I can't think of a word to explain my frustration at that terrible strikeout
We're at 3:35, folks.
The over has been overed
Laz Diaz's strike zone is shaped like a toothpick.
@FB
Does "jizzsuckingblowpig" work in this situation?
@DB, it does. I wish I had your command of the filthy part of the english language
I will be using the word "sunt" more often
1-2-3 for Kenley. Let's walk off!
Dre is gonna finish this.
have we gotten an appealed strike this year?
(walks off)
To get another wine
Kenley gonna get the 4-out win
Scotch time.
Scotch time = winning time
Scotch time = losing time too. Whoooooa, weird!
Dre HBP!
Knock his fucking head off with the bat,Dre!
"Wright was pretty much wrong." —Vin
Wesley Wright has the same milliner as Juan Pierre
Break the bat in half and stab him with the crooked end, Dre! Fuck. Him. Up.
It's milliner time!
Oh, wait.
Solid hit wins stand gets a free tummy rub.
Wine makes Dusty violent!
Or is that the bone-in chicken?
Either way, I'll take it!
They're scared of JLo!
wha? why was van slyke in to bunt?
nice bunt, SVS
The Astros are scared of Loney.
Yeah, I was completely non-violent and a model sportsman before I started on the wine tonight.
cmon, Abner Jerome!!!
AJellis walkoff here to catapult him into the All Star Game.
#AJ2KC!
FUCK YEAH MOFOS!
Woooooooooooooooooooooot!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Jealous!!!
AJ's electric junk!!!!
A.J. Ellis thanking the gods Matt Kemp is in Albuquerque!
Called that mother!
Then I called Neeebs' mother.
WONDERFUL PISTACHIOS!!!!
RUB THAT BELLY!
My balls are still hanging on my TV!
Somehow it's not annoying with A.J. thanks God.
@Orel agreed
Image for tonight: Dusty's ball prints
*faints*
Ok. I believe.
Great Matty tweet: Happy for @Dodgers but sad @TheRealMattKemp isnt there to beat up AJ Ellis #GoDodgers
GBPGT up!
(Good Boy PGT)
That's was pretty damn awesome.
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