Tuesday, May 08, 2012

Game 30 Thread: May 8 vs. Giants, 7p

"Fee Fi Cy Young!"

Clayton Kershaw (2-0, 2.63 ERA) vs. Ryan Vogelsong (0-2, 3.42 ERA)

In 2011, Kershaw feasted on the Giants, going 5-0 with a paltry 1.07 ERA. In 2012, he's off to a solid, if unspectacular start and is coming off a game in Colorado where he gave up three home runs (for the first time in his career). It's the perfect time to go up against a team he usually manhandles.

Unfortunately, rotations didn't sync up to give us another matchup with perpetual Kershaw whipping boy Timmah Linceum. Instead, we get journeyman Vogelsong, in search of his first win. He won't be finding it here, if the Cy Young winner, the MVP-to-be, and the...*ahem*..."worst fans in baseball" have anything to say about it.

MS Paint masterpiece by me.

256 comments:

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Spank Lapierre said...

that was at the ankles.

Mr. LA Sports Czar said...

Lopez is going very low. I see a wild pitch coming.

Mr. LA Sports Czar said...

DAMN YOU, BUNTING

Spank Lapierre said...

Fucking shit!

Paul said...

Balls.

sanfrandodgerfan said...

FUCK!

Orel said...

fuck

sanfrandodgerfan said...

ASSHOLE

NicJ said...

Should could use those out we gave away earlier with all those bunts.

Fred's Brim said...

you gotta be kidding me

Fred's Brim said...

never take the bat out of Matty's hands

Paul said...

Gordon can't get on unless he bunts.

Spank Lapierre said...

KOBE BEAN!

Orel said...

Vin, I don't really feel like giving credit to the opposition.

Paul said...

Of course if we had a 3rd baseman shortstop or First baseman that could hit...

Steve Sax said...

no worries! we've got uribe coming up third next inning. We've got this.

Fred's Brim said...

fuckfuckfuck

Mr. LA Sports Czar said...

Hey look, Guerra's pitching the ninth inning.

Orel said...

Is it opening day? Because there's bunting all over Dodger Stadium.

Mr. LA Sports Czar said...

Vin Says Uribe saved a double. So sayeth Vin.

Spank Lapierre said...

Urine kept his eye on that ball as if it were a baked potato.

Paul said...

That guy should close.

Mr. LA Sports Czar said...

Gwynn, Loney, Uribe. I have faith.

(cries)

sanfrandodgerfan said...

Vin is Lord

Paul said...

Gwynn bb, Loney single, Uribe eats, AJ double.

Fred's Brim said...

cmon fellas, let's get some

Mr. LA Sports Czar said...

At least pubesforbeard isn't pitching here.

Spank Lapierre said...

I'm sick and tired of fucking bunts.Even hearing the word makes me cringe.

Paul said...

Corners are in. Don't think about it.

Spank Lapierre said...

damn

Mr. LA Sports Czar said...

That was too slow to make it out of the infield anyways.

Paul said...

K Loney hit one. Please.

Spank Lapierre said...

Loney homer. I call it.

(cries)

Mr. LA Sports Czar said...

Pretend you're in Denver, James.

Paul said...

Game Over.

sanfrandodgerfan said...

Shocker

Spank Lapierre said...

Nope. Loney's at Dodger Stadium.

Orel said...

Are you kidding? Bochy's changing the pitcher for Urine?

Mr. LA Sports Czar said...

I'd say Bochy's overmanaging, but he is playing against the Dodgers.

NicJ said...

Pitching change for Urine?

You have got to be kidding.

Fred's Brim said...

goddammit

Fred's Brim said...

just get this over with

Fred's Brim said...

now we have to beat Timmeh tomorrow to win the series. Lovely

Paul said...

If Uribe hits a homerun I'll buy Stubbs a bottle of fine scotch.

Mr. LA Sports Czar said...

@Paul - Better make it gold label.

Paul said...

This should at least be quick and painful.

Mr. LA Sports Czar said...

Juany didn't even look like he was going to swing.

Mr. LA Sports Czar said...

Superfantastic.

Orel said...

Giants finally beat Kershaw.

Spank Lapierre said...

crapola

Paul said...

Yup. Garbage. I hate him more And more.

Dusty Baker said...

This doesn't even deserve a PGT.

Blech.

sanfrandodgerfan said...

Fucking weak.

Kershaw def looks off and Voglesong gets the dub.

Later, SOSG, sfdf is outtie

Fred's Brim said...

balls

Steve Sax said...

PGT UP!

Spank Lapierre said...

Looks like there is going to be a Game 6

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