Ted Lilly (7-10, 5.02) vs. Tim Stauffer (6-8, 3.10).
I know ERA isn't the most comprehensive stat, but did you know Ted Lilly has the 103rd worst ERA among qualifying MLB starters? Yowza! It's a good thing he's only making $7 million this year...plus $10.5 million next year...plus $12 million in 2013...plus a $3.5 million signing bonus. (cries)
If there's an NL West team that might make us feel better about the Dodgers' misfortunes, it's the Padres. How bad are the Padres? They're the only team the Dodgers have swept this season — and tonight the Dodgers are in position to do it twice. Thank you, Padres, for sucking even more than us.