Ted Lilly (7-10, 5.02) vs. Tim Stauffer (6-8, 3.10).
I know ERA isn't the most comprehensive stat, but did you know Ted Lilly has the 103rd worst ERA among qualifying MLB starters? Yowza! It's a good thing he's only making $7 million this year...plus $10.5 million next year...plus $12 million in 2013...plus a $3.5 million signing bonus. (cries)
If there's an NL West team that might make us feel better about the Dodgers' misfortunes, it's the Padres. How bad are the Padres? They're the only team the Dodgers have swept this season — and tonight the Dodgers are in position to do it twice. Thank you, Padres, for sucking even more than us.
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Tonight's big question: Can the Padres (slugging .333 with 57 home runs as a team, both last in the MLB) hit a ball out of Petco off of Ted Lilly (.474 slugging-against with 23 home runs allowed, 4th in MLB)?
It's like an unstoppable force meeting an immovable object. Only the exact opposite.
A stoppable force meeting a movable object?
What's your guess on HR off Lilly tonight?
I'm guessing two.
Furcal hits a 3R HR today. He had
4 RBIs
*cries*
Shit! KCAL game.
@Sax:
In Petco Park, I'd say 1.5
Over
An immovable force meeting and unstoppable object?
^an
DAMMIT!
I've seen more life at a wake than this place.
Wow. Just…wow.
*burps*
Tap tap. Anyone home?
Finally home, Vinny!
I'm here, more or less.
Yeah, but are you watching the game and following this GT, Mr. C?
Blogger mobile is acting all regular-Blogger-like on me.
Ted, I don't like you
Movable object it is.
Intolerable object?
Mattingly's thrown in the towel, has Guerrier up in the pen
wow that was a real hit by Navarro
Dodgers: Ted Lilly has only given up one run through 5+. If you don't fucking score some runs, you're wasting this gift.
haha O-Dogg not covering on the bunt!
Back to back singles? No fucking way
Jamie gets the bunt down with 2 strikes - nice work!
oh no, how is Loney going to fuck us this time?
I just said the following: "Addition, subtraction, multiplication, and division - they can all kiss my fuckin' ass!"
It's been a long day, folks.
Loney....why does it have to be Loney?
ahh No Loney
Could be worse, it could be a 98 year old. Oh, wait...
DAMMIT!
cmon Lil Dee!
oh man that was nearly a Loney
Rancho I'mNotBettinOnItiendo!
Grand slam. Book it.
take
the
walk
You just swung at ball fuckin four.
oh no that was high, blue
Bullshit. Miles has no strike zone.
Miles looks like a 2/3 Rod Barajas
Ump has been calling that a strike, so I can't complain about the call.
Did Miles just get ejected?
Hopefully, FB.
45
^ I mean Jason
GuhRear's giving up 3 runs here - book it
nice stop, Dee
damn you ump, that was where strike 3 to Miles was
ugh
jiminy christmas we are falling apart
Fuck this Tea Cozy guy.
We look like the Pod Rays have looked the last couple of nights, defensively.
This could have gone better.
Mrs Dusty: Is this our second string?
Me: No, pretty much our main lineup.
yeah, this may be our best lineup
Warm up the gorditas - it's almost Taco Bell time!
Vin: "Chad Qualls says he grew up a Dodgers fan."
Me: "Who didn't?"
Juan Rivera will be one of those Dodgers where you look at some old rosters on Baseball Reference years from now and ask "Juan Rivera was a Dodger?"
Ned, please don't resign him
New owners, please don't resign Ned
Hawksworth needs to keep that shit down
@FB
Like Juan Marichal?
keep the ball down, stupid
I am thinking that whatever a player's avg is with the Topes just minus that by A 100 points and you will get their major league avg.
Juan Marichal, Babe Ruth, Ricky Henderson, Dickie Schofield
Rickey retired as a Dodger, even!
Strike 'em out, throw 'em out! And it wasn't against our offense!
I did not see that coming.
Time for a grand slam!
*cries*
Well at least Dinner can't be the last out.
Even when Dinner has a good AB it ends crappy.
This ump has a snowman strike zone.
To quote Spank,
BOOOOOOOOOOO!
boo indeed
gnite, yall
I was sitting in the WORST Dave and Buster's in Orange seeking anyone who would tune one of their 200 TV's to the Dodger game. By the 5th inning, a manager corrected the situation.
Still, their food sucked (and I like D&B's).
I did get my food and beer comped, though.
@RB
Did you get your game tokens comped, too?
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