Saturday, August 20, 2011

Game 125 Thread: August 20 vs. Rox, 1p

Ted Lilly (7-13, 4.54) vs. Esmil Rogers (6-2, 6.00).

Today's game isn't televised, and according to Eric Stephen, won't be live on MLB.tv. So your options are: radio, Gameday, or flying to Denver. Whichever you choose, join us in this Game Thread, sure to feature incisive commentary and witty banter. And dick jokes.

60 comments:

Dusty Baker said...

What the living fuck? How can we live in these modern times and not have a televised game? There goes my whole fucking day.

Fuck is my word of the day.

Josh S. said...

And I bet Vin isn't calling it either.

Josh S. said...

The game will be shown on MLB.tv after the blackout window, but I wonder who's calling it. If this was supposed to be a FOX game, Vin already had the day off.

Fernie V said...

I thought the rocky mountains was his cut off. There should be a tv game.

Dusty Baker said...

Vin goes to Rockies games. He did the game last night.

MR.F said...

So, so lame.

Mr. LA Sports Czar said...

Stupid FOX blackout.

Dusty Baker said...

Gwynn 7
Sellers 6
Miles 5
Kemp 8
Rivera 3
Oeltjen 9
Navarro 2
Carroll 4
Lilly 1

Josh S. said...

That lineup kind of looks like Uribe standing in profile.

Dusty Baker said...

With Lilly as Urine's tiny penis.

Dusty Baker said...

Precious few dick jokes here thus far.

Jason said...

I usually only do dick jokes in haiku format.

Dusty Baker said...

Break one off then, Jason.

Dusty Baker said...

ps- Pissed off and grouchy about the game not being televised, Vinny!

Dusty Baker said...

No badges being offered today? Now I'm really grouchy.

Josh S. said...

They did the same thing last week, Dusty, but then about an hour into the FOX games, the badges were there.

Dusty Baker said...

Juan-Juan with 2 more RBI! Hells yeah.

Dusty Baker said...

So the bottom line is that FOX is to blame?

rbnlaw said...

I blame Fox and Frank. This is fucking reeeee-dick-you-lus.

rbnlaw said...

Or is it reee-dick-you-less?

Mr. LA Sports Czar said...

Blame lies with whoever knowingly scheduled this game during the FOX blackout.

Josh S. said...

Blame lies with FOX and the Rox. FOX was supposed to air the game, then dropped it. Rox didn't feel like moving the start time.

Turns out their fans are screwed too. Good job!

Commercial Ron said...

Yay! We all lose!

Mr. LA Sports Czar said...

I blame Oakland.

Dusty Baker said...

I blame Obama.

Dusty Baker said...

This game is sloooooow.

Dusty Baker said...

Is Ted Lilly the poor man's Randy Wolf?

Dusty Baker said...

The Vin-delivered Farmer John hot dog ad was better than anything else I've heard today during the broadcast.

Dusty Baker said...

(penis)

Dusty Baker said...

Tie game!!! I want to make sweet, sweet love to Justin Sellers.

Dusty Baker said...

Apo-dick-a!

Dusty Baker said...

Dodgers re-take the lead, 4-3.

No stinkin' badges today.

Dusty Baker said...

I can't believe how there being no badges has drawn me into such a funk. I could be getting a Justin Sellers badge!

cc: Sax, MLB

Dusty Baker said...

Whooooooa, Rick, that whole different time zones in different parts of the world is so strange!

Dusty Baker said...

"The Cubs are shutting out the Cardinals 3-1" - Steiner

Dusty Baker said...

(makes sweet, sweet love to Sellers again)

#defense

Dusty Baker said...

Heading out to my boss' wedding, Charlie!

True Blue family won't mind me checking the scores, given that this game is stretching out so long.

Steve Sax said...

Just landed for a quick layover. How come we haven't won this damn game yet?!

Fernie V said...

I just realized with no game on tV, Welcome to my world boys.

Fernie V said...

DB u going to kardasihsn wedding tonight

Fernie V said...

Kemp man for MVP should of hit that one out.

Fernie V said...

Hey, hey, hey it's Scott Elbert

Steve Sax said...

Extra baseball!

Fernie V said...

Loney up to bat can't help but giggle

Fernie V said...

Sellers give me a blue ball and make me love you like DB

Steve Sax said...

I can't believe the Dodgers escaped the 11th!

Steve Sax said...

Okay, we are off to our next destination...Fernie V, we leave the SoSG bar to you for a whole.

Josh S. said...

FICK YEAH SHORT ROUND!

Fernie V said...

Yeah baby

Mr. LA Sports Czar said...

Damn, this game is still going?

Fernie V said...

What are you guys worried about it is Guerra

Orel said...

First career blown save. 6-6 heading to the 13th.

Josh S. said...

How have we not won this game yet?

el montanero said...

By the way, gotta love what's going on in Houston. If only the Dodgers could take advantage.

Jason said...

Hot Sister gets loss
Velez maintains O-fer streak
Insert dick joke here

cc: Dusty

Spank Horst said...

Boooo
oooo
oo!

Mr. LA Sports Czar said...

What. the. fuck.

Commercial Ron said...

Aresnal: losers
Dodgers: losers

My armpit is seriously chaffed.

Mr. LA Sports Czar said...

What's the difference between rbnlaw and Commercial Ron?

Fernie V said...

Game Blouses WTF