Random rantings and ravings about the Los Angeles Dodgers, written by a small consortium of rabid Dodger fans. With occasional comments on baseball, entertainment, pop culture, and life in general.
Ted Lilly (7-13, 4.54) vs. Esmil Rogers (6-2, 6.00).
Today's game isn't televised, and according to Eric Stephen, won't be live on MLB.tv. So your options are: radio, Gameday, or flying to Denver. Whichever you choose, join us in this Game Thread, sure to feature incisive commentary and witty banter. And dick jokes.
4/3 vs. SF (W, 5-4): Sax
4/15 vs. WSH (L, 4-6): Dusty, Orel, Sax
5/6 vs. MIA (W, 6-3): AC, Sax
5/16 vs. CIN (L, 2-7): AC, Sax
6/12 vs. TEX (L, 2-3): Sax
7/5 vs. MIL (W, 8-5): Sax
7/21 vs. BOS (W, 9-6): Sax
7/24 vs. SF (L, 3-8): Sax
8/24 vs. TB (L, 8-9 (10)): Sax
8/29 vs. BAL (W, 6-3): Orel, Sax
9/9 vs. CHC (L, 4-10): Sax
10/5 NLDS G1 vs. SD (W, 7-5): Sax
10/6 NLDS G2 vs. SD (L, 2-10): Orel, Sax
10/25 WS G1 vs. NYY (W, 6-3 (10)): Sax
59 comments:
What the living fuck? How can we live in these modern times and not have a televised game? There goes my whole fucking day.
Fuck is my word of the day.
And I bet Vin isn't calling it either.
The game will be shown on MLB.tv after the blackout window, but I wonder who's calling it. If this was supposed to be a FOX game, Vin already had the day off.
I thought the rocky mountains was his cut off. There should be a tv game.
Vin goes to Rockies games. He did the game last night.
So, so lame.
Stupid FOX blackout.
Gwynn 7
Sellers 6
Miles 5
Kemp 8
Rivera 3
Oeltjen 9
Navarro 2
Carroll 4
Lilly 1
That lineup kind of looks like Uribe standing in profile.
With Lilly as Urine's tiny penis.
Precious few dick jokes here thus far.
I usually only do dick jokes in haiku format.
Break one off then, Jason.
ps- Pissed off and grouchy about the game not being televised, Vinny!
No badges being offered today? Now I'm really grouchy.
They did the same thing last week, Dusty, but then about an hour into the FOX games, the badges were there.
Juan-Juan with 2 more RBI! Hells yeah.
So the bottom line is that FOX is to blame?
I blame Fox and Frank. This is fucking reeeee-dick-you-lus.
Or is it reee-dick-you-less?
Blame lies with whoever knowingly scheduled this game during the FOX blackout.
Blame lies with FOX and the Rox. FOX was supposed to air the game, then dropped it. Rox didn't feel like moving the start time.
Turns out their fans are screwed too. Good job!
Yay! We all lose!
I blame Oakland.
I blame Obama.
This game is sloooooow.
Is Ted Lilly the poor man's Randy Wolf?
The Vin-delivered Farmer John hot dog ad was better than anything else I've heard today during the broadcast.
(penis)
Tie game!!! I want to make sweet, sweet love to Justin Sellers.
Apo-dick-a!
Dodgers re-take the lead, 4-3.
No stinkin' badges today.
I can't believe how there being no badges has drawn me into such a funk. I could be getting a Justin Sellers badge!
cc: Sax, MLB
Whooooooa, Rick, that whole different time zones in different parts of the world is so strange!
"The Cubs are shutting out the Cardinals 3-1" - Steiner
(makes sweet, sweet love to Sellers again)
#defense
Heading out to my boss' wedding, Charlie!
True Blue family won't mind me checking the scores, given that this game is stretching out so long.
Just landed for a quick layover. How come we haven't won this damn game yet?!
I just realized with no game on tV, Welcome to my world boys.
DB u going to kardasihsn wedding tonight
Kemp man for MVP should of hit that one out.
Hey, hey, hey it's Scott Elbert
Extra baseball!
Loney up to bat can't help but giggle
Sellers give me a blue ball and make me love you like DB
I can't believe the Dodgers escaped the 11th!
Okay, we are off to our next destination...Fernie V, we leave the SoSG bar to you for a whole.
FICK YEAH SHORT ROUND!
Yeah baby
Damn, this game is still going?
What are you guys worried about it is Guerra
First career blown save. 6-6 heading to the 13th.
How have we not won this game yet?
By the way, gotta love what's going on in Houston. If only the Dodgers could take advantage.
Hot Sister gets loss
Velez maintains O-fer streak
Insert dick joke here
cc: Dusty
Boooo
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What. the. fuck.
What's the difference between rbnlaw and Commercial Ron?
Game Blouses WTF
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