Monday, August 15, 2011

The Assassins' Circle, Kill Thread 1

Pick out your mark below, put em in your crosshairs, and let 'er rip!

And as always, any side conversations, including but not limited to sinister laughter, screams of pain, veiled threats, pathetic whimpering, not-so-veiled threats, or crying (voluntary or involuntary) go here. Because you want to be very careful when you comment in this thread.

Rules here.

Have fun, but remember - be sure to comment on or before 3pm!

103 comments:

Fernie V said...

Bang Bang

Fernie V said...

Holy shit I advance right

Eric Karros said...

You never described how you'd like to die.

Hope this way works.

Steve K said...

EK, I hope you'd like to die quickly.

Steve K said...

I hate this feeling. Four minutes since my kill comment and I'm on edge, wondering if someone is going to cover me. But if I go, at least I took someone down with me!

MeanieBreanie said...

@Steve K, never let it be said that I didn't do something nice for you.

Eric Karros said...

dammit! second one out at my own game.

Eric Karros said...

Mean-B, why you protect a cold blooded killer like Steve K?

Steve K said...

I wish I could return the favor!

Fernie V said...

Do over nobody knows EK

Fernie V said...

This time I will read pass the first sentence on the rules.

Fernie V said...

Man I thought you would advance cause you killed me, EK. Damn rules.

Steve Sax said...

(pokes head up)

Eric Karros said...

Sax covers MeanB.

Fernie V said...

EK since we are dead we can't kill or cover anyone.

Fernie V said...

EK? I didn't read the rules before you think I am going to read then now.

Fred's Brim said...

*starts frozen margarita machine*
*slices limes and lemons*
*cleans beer mugs*
*unpacks extra bottles of whiskey*

it's gonna be a busy afternoon at the bar today

Fernie V said...

I'll take a Sam Adams summer if you have one. If not a Sammy light will do and a j├Ąger bomb to loosen me up.

Steve Sax said...

how has spank not killed me yet? what is going on here

Steve K said...

@Sax: I'm sure Spank is circling

Eric Karros said...

Spank is afraid of Neeebs.

Steve Sax said...

who is afraid of virginia woolf

Steve Sax said...

this is going to make for an interesting last hour

Dusty Baker said...

Dr Geek rules!

Greg Finley said...

Bang!

Dusty Baker said...

Thank you Greg!

DodgersKings323 said...

Just great, i got a guy who never posts!

rbnlaw said...

Your stay was short, DK323.

pulls trigger

rbnlaw said...

I could really use a faberun right now.

Fernie V said...

Sorry rbnlaw, I would but got excited and blew my wad early today. ay.

Josh S. said...

*saves rbn*
*spares PPR*

rbnlaw said...

Ah, you looked up the faberun rule then.

I'm picking MLASC to take this year's circle.

Fernie V said...

Can I still get him or is he save.

rbnlaw said...

Whoo Hoo!

*puts josh's name on his tab at the pub*

Fernie V said...

Safe

Josh S. said...

Yer dead, dude.

rbnlaw said...

Nope. You took your shot.
Josh lives, as do you and PPR.

If he posts.

rbnlaw said...

My mistake. EK took you out, then Steve took out EK.

Meanwhile, I'm finding a new hiding spot for me and my rifle.

Fernie V said...

I get it now, can we start all over.

Josh S. said...

Nope, wait. I made a total rookie mistake.

I am, in fact, dead. I totally forgot Fernie was the Initiator.

Oh well.

Zombie Josh: Engage!

MR.F said...

Screw it. I'm walking outside with a bullseye on my t-shirt.

Paul said...

Gangsta and Thugs, Criminals and Hoods some of my friends sell records some my friends kill people in a Assassins circle.

Paul said...

Had to keep Mr. F going even if results in my demise.

Josh S. said...

Brrrrrraaaaiins...

Paul said...

Seems like I am missing every other word. Did I get hit in the head by shrapnel?

Paul said...

I thought if you are the initiator you can save you kill shot but once you post a secod time then you are done.

Josh S. said...

Eh, I'll let EK sort it out.

Josh S. said...

I eat brains, I don't use them.

Fernie V said...

We need a rules clarification, do over if you ask me.

QuadSevens said...

Done gambling.

Fernie V said...

Paul's mom is yelling "not my Josh S".

Cut to scene of paul and Josh S running up the hill.

MR.F said...

Thanks Paul! I wasn't sure if I could post again before 3:00, so I figured I'd take a risk when you didn't assassinate rbnlaw right away.

Neeebs said...

Boom.

Pistol Pete Reiser said...

I live!

Neeebs said...

Spank gets away this time.

Neeebs said...

Now its time to clog the airways, as good assassins go.

Neeebs said...

clog

Keven C said...

anybody home?

Neeebs said...

clog

Spank Horst said...

Sidebar!

Neeebs said...

clog

Jason said...

(fires useless bullet intended for Jen straight into the air)

Neeebs said...

clog

Orel said...

hi

Neeebs said...

clog

Mr. LA Sports Czar said...

bam

Steve Sax said...

yo peeps

Orel said...

Am I dead?

Spank Horst said...

fsa

Mr. Customer said...

Backup plan!

Spank Horst said...

njtgshj

Spank Horst said...

ngfxngnz

Mr. LA Sports Czar said...

COUNT THE DEAD

Spank Horst said...

nfgngfnzdfn

Mr. LA Sports Czar said...

I said I would kill you, Orel.

Orel said...

I keep forgetting we can post on the hour!

Spank Horst said...

Well that was entertaining. I guess.

Orel said...

And from Phoenix!

QuadSevens said...

Had the owner in my office as I commented. True SoSG style!

Fernie V said...

Paul screams, Josh S and roll the credits and start music.

DodgersKings323 said...

And i knew that guy was going to post right after me!

Eric Karros said...

Now I gotta start sorting through these bodies...

rbnlaw said...

Always fear a defending champion.

Spank Horst said...

Bring out yer dead!

Josh S. said...

JUST TELL ME IF I'M ALIVE OR DEAD.

Limbo sucks.

I can never get low enough.

Steve Sax said...

Josh S is in purgatory

tell me if you see Juan Uribe hanging out there, too

rbnlaw said...

Although I am rarely, "that guy."

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=GgFcl3BrJpU

Mr. LA Sports Czar said...

You'll never know when I post.

Mostly because of my wonky schedule this week.

Eric Karros said...

Josh, you are alive as Fernie used his initiator AND his kill shot by 9:01.

I think the dead I have are:
1) Fernie V (killed by me)
2) me (by Steve K)
3) DK323 (by rbnlaw)
4) Dusty (by Finley)
5) orel (by mlasc)
6) Jen (suicide)
7) el monty (suicide)

Am I missing anyone?

Eric Karros said...

Brim, where were you last week? Why aren't you playing this year?

Josh S. said...

I'M ALIIIIIVE!!!

*gets hit by a bus*

I'M OK!

*safe falls on head*

I'M GOOD!

*eaten by giant sea cucumber*

Shit.

Orel said...

DAMMIT

Eric Karros said...

2 of the 3 Sons are O-U-T.

Time to represent Sax.

Spank Horst said...

Saxy won't last. I let him live today.

MR.F said...

Still alive!

Steve Sax said...

@Spank 3:26p: funny, I was having a drink with Neeebs earlier, and that's exactly what Neeebs was saying about you.

el montanero said...

I'm late, can I still kill?

el montanero said...

Dammit! *falls on sword*

Neeebs said...

hiccup.

Josh S. said...

100

Fernie V said...

I normally last longer, this is never happened to me before.

Dusty Baker said...

So much death...so much pain.

(weeps like that old Native American in the commercial)

Jason said...

(drops litter at Dusty's feet)