Sons of Steve Garvey: The Assassins' Circle, Kill Thread 3

Wednesday, August 17, 2011

The Assassins' Circle, Kill Thread 3

Here's yesterday's dead:

Greg Finley (by Mean B)
Mr F (suicide)
Jason (suicide)

And here's today's grid:

Side conversations thread here and rules here.

88 comments:

Keven C said...: Kill me. Do it. I am here.; 8/17/2011 9:02 AM
QuadSevens said...: DEATH FROM ABOVE!!!!; 8/17/2011 9:07 AM
QuadSevens said...: *sips from a flask while slowly walking the empty streets*; 8/17/2011 9:26 AM
Eric Karros said...: Action begins early! Quad takes out Neeebs who was shielding Keven C.

MeanB has proven herself a capable killer. So be afraid, Q7. Be afraid.; 8/17/2011 9:31 AM
MeanieBreanie said...: Die Quad Die! You just met your end.

Shot through the heart and your to blame. You give love a bad name!; 8/17/2011 9:33 AM
Neeebs (The Original) said...: I knew that Q7 was a gambler.

He gambled his life for the fleeting glory of a Spock Kill.

You owe me a Guiness Stout at the Assassin's Bar, Q7. I'll be sitting next to Dusty.; 8/17/2011 9:44 AM
Neeebs (The Original) said...: And, thanks MB for the redemption.

And also, Kevin C...you owe me one when you get to the bar.

Everyone gets to the bar.; 8/17/2011 9:45 AM
Eric Karros said...: Everyone gets to the bar, so to speak. Indeed. That, and taxes.; 8/17/2011 9:49 AM
Pistol Pete Reiser said...: Wait, how do you know who's supposed to start the commenting each day?; 8/17/2011 9:53 AM
Neeebs (The Original) said...: Pistol covers Meanie.

How's that for a newsline.

PS: Pistol, its first come first killed, er served.; 8/17/2011 10:07 AM
QuadSevens said...: *Passes Neeebs a Guiness Stout*

Cheers!; 8/17/2011 10:11 AM
Pistol Pete Reiser said...: Yes, sir, it's first come first served. I only asked to try to massage a response out of someone. muhahahaha.... nothing for Josh!

didn't realize I'd covered Meanie.; 8/17/2011 10:11 AM
Neeebs (The Original) said...: Quenchs the thirst.; 8/17/2011 10:12 AM
Pistol Pete Reiser said...: or maybe I'm still vulnerable. I dunno.; 8/17/2011 10:12 AM
Josh S. said...: What the hell.

BOOM; 8/17/2011 10:14 AM
Fernie V said...: I didn't know who you was with.; 8/17/2011 10:14 AM
Pistol Pete Reiser said...: i r dead now? woohoo!; 8/17/2011 10:15 AM
Jason said...: Boozombie wandering through on the way to the bar...

BOOOOZZZE!; 8/17/2011 10:18 AM
Steve K said...: Hello? Is it me you're looking for?; 8/17/2011 10:27 AM
Nostradamus said...: *Runs Steve down with a forklift*; 8/17/2011 10:28 AM
QuadSevens said...: Lots of killing going on 'round here. Bar is filling up fast.; 8/17/2011 10:30 AM
Orel said...: Meanie brings it strong with the Bon Jovi quote. Definite style points there.; 8/17/2011 10:31 AM
Orel said...: And Steve K responds with some Lionel Richie! The crowd is going nuts!; 8/17/2011 10:32 AM
Josh S. said...: *iz ded*; 8/17/2011 10:32 AM
Steve K said...: Mr C, I was hoping you'd be too afraid of the looming Sax... oh well... I guess I'll get myself over to the bar. EK says I owe him a drink!; 8/17/2011 10:33 AM
Nostradamus said...: @Steve K

It's on me. I'm sure I'll be along shortly.; 8/17/2011 10:35 AM
Steve K said...: @Mr C. - You might actually be safe. Sax will probably stay in hiding as long as possible since he's the last SOSG member still alive.; 8/17/2011 10:49 AM
Neeebs (The Original) said...: It's after 11:00 a.m.

That means we wait for the 3:00 bombfest.

*zombie walk*; 8/17/2011 11:12 AM
Nostradamus said...: Goddamn, this escape route looked a lot shorter on paper.; 8/17/2011 11:13 AM
Steve Sax said...: Boom; 8/17/2011 11:27 AM
Steve Sax said...: (holsters gun, goes back to badge collecting ways); 8/17/2011 11:28 AM
Neeebs (The Original) said...: Spank gets a free shot.; 8/17/2011 11:29 AM
spank said...: Do you like Huey Lewis and the News?; 8/17/2011 11:30 AM
QuadSevens said...: 6 dead so far today.; 8/17/2011 11:30 AM
QuadSevens said...: Make it 7.; 8/17/2011 11:30 AM
QuadSevens said...: The American Psycho quote and avatar is strong!

*raises his glass to Spank*; 8/17/2011 11:33 AM
Neeebs (The Original) said...: I'll by Sax a drink at the Assassin's Bar for his Big Balls move, knowing that he was exposed to the wrath of Spank.; 8/17/2011 11:38 AM
Nostradamus said...: *bleeds out*; 8/17/2011 11:42 AM
spank said...: Thanks Q.

I want more!! killKillKILL; 8/17/2011 11:50 AM
Josh S. said...: In your head,
In your heeeyyeeaad...; 8/17/2011 11:50 AM
Kyle Baker said...: I kid you not, I'm in a bar as we speak and having a Guinness Stout. Weeeeeird, Neeebs!; 8/17/2011 11:59 AM
Steve Sax said...: I kid you not, I'm swimming in a Guinness Stout right now.; 8/17/2011 12:00 PM
Kyle Baker said...: So much death - and I for one like it!; 8/17/2011 12:01 PM
Kyle Baker said...: 45; 8/17/2011 12:01 PM
Josh S. said...: 46 brains.; 8/17/2011 12:10 PM
Eric Karros said...: Just FYI I won't be able to count up the bodies until quite late tonight, but will get it done before tomorrow's round.; 8/17/2011 12:10 PM
Kyle Baker said...: It's going to really start smelling around here if we don't scrape up the dead!

Last call for braaaaaaaaainssss!; 8/17/2011 12:24 PM
Eric Karros said...: I'm not sure if we've even cleaned up all the bodies from AC '09.

I guess I should ut a call into Sunshine Cleaning.; 8/17/2011 12:28 PM
Neeebs (The Original) said...: I think its more fun to die than to live.

*tips another Guiness and nods to DB*

*head falls off on the nod*; 8/17/2011 12:29 PM
Steve Sax said...: Death becomes me, I suppose.; 8/17/2011 12:44 PM
Steve Sax said...: @Josh S: props for the Cranberries reference. Throwback, baby!; 8/17/2011 12:44 PM
Eric Karros said...: As Sax lies bleeding from Spank's gunfire in the guise of another 80s musical reference, he wonders If This Is It.

It is.; 8/17/2011 1:40 PM
Jason said...: Now pitching for the Chicago Cubs: Zombie Ramon Ortiz; 8/17/2011 1:43 PM
Pistol Pete Reiser said...: lol, had to practically commit suicide this morning to avoid not posting before 3 cuz of a scheduled meeting 11-5... that just got severely cut-back... friggin employment.; 8/17/2011 1:58 PM
Jason said...: I agree, F employment.

(scans SoSG, plays video games at the office); 8/17/2011 2:04 PM
spank said...: boooo; 8/17/2011 2:59 PM
spank said...: booooooo; 8/17/2011 3:00 PM
Paul said...: Boom!!!!; 8/17/2011 3:00 PM
spank said...: Boooooze; 8/17/2011 3:00 PM
Keven C said...: pow; 8/17/2011 3:00 PM
spank said...: boooooze; 8/17/2011 3:00 PM
spank said...: booooooze; 8/17/2011 3:01 PM
Paul said...: Boo!; 8/17/2011 3:01 PM
rbnlaw said...: Boo-Urns; 8/17/2011 3:01 PM
spank said...: booooooze; 8/17/2011 3:01 PM
Keven C said...: (disappears into the night); 8/17/2011 3:01 PM
rbnlaw said...: Damn. Too late.
Damn my slow reading skills.; 8/17/2011 3:01 PM
rbnlaw said...: Shuffles off to the bar.; 8/17/2011 3:02 PM
Mr. LA Sports Czar said...: Too slow on the draw, rbnlaw.; 8/17/2011 3:07 PM
Mr. LA Sports Czar said...: I will now undertake the unenviable task of figuring out who's dead.; 8/17/2011 3:08 PM
Mr. LA Sports Czar said...: What I believe is the dead so far:

Neeebs (by Quad)
Quad (by MB)
PPR (by Josh)
Josh (by Steve K)
Steve K (by Mr. C)
Mr. C (by Sax)
Sax (by Spank)
Paul (by Keven C)
rbnlaw (suicide); 8/17/2011 3:13 PM
Mr. LA Sports Czar said...: That leaves four alive.

MB
MLASC
Keven C
Spank; 8/17/2011 3:15 PM
Nostradamus said...: That looks right. Freaking bloodbath, mang.; 8/17/2011 3:16 PM
Mr. LA Sports Czar said...: MB leads the pack with two kills; the rest each have one.; 8/17/2011 3:18 PM
spank said...: 9 peeps dead today. That's a smorgasbord.; 8/17/2011 3:24 PM
Mr. LA Sports Czar said...: Spank, if you kill MB, I will Facebook you a video of me singing "Renegade."; 8/17/2011 3:25 PM
Josh S. said...: Assassins' Square!; 8/17/2011 3:36 PM
Paul said...: Damn Court examiners calling and asking for Legal advice right at three. Rushed my post.; 8/17/2011 3:53 PM
Paul said...: Nice shot Kevin. I think you owed my from the original AC.; 8/17/2011 3:55 PM
Steve K said...: Awesome day! I love the carnage (even though I was among the dead)!; 8/17/2011 4:12 PM
rbnlaw said...: Meh. Brains aren't so bad.

#firsttimezombie; 8/17/2011 5:01 PM
Neeebs (The Original) said...: @rbn: Early Zombie = more drinking.; 8/17/2011 5:10 PM
rbnlaw said...: Hooray, early zombie!

I could get used to this early exit stuff.; 8/17/2011 5:16 PM
Eric Karros said...: Wow that's gotta be a record for the most dead in one day.; 8/17/2011 6:08 PM
Eric Karros said...: And almost all by explicit kills!; 8/17/2011 6:08 PM
spank said...: @ Marla 3:25pm

Sounds good.; 8/17/2011 6:34 PM
Steve Sax said...: Assassin's Trapezoid!; 8/17/2011 9:50 PM
Steve Sax said...: Shit, EK--you gotta run this Assassin's Circle thing more often. Good stuff.; 8/17/2011 9:51 PM