Wednesday, August 17, 2011

The Assassins' Circle, Kill Thread 3

Here's yesterday's dead:

  1. Greg Finley (by Mean B)
  2. Mr F (suicide)
  3. Jason (suicide)

And here's today's grid:

Side conversations thread here and rules here.

90 comments:

Keven C said...

Kill me. Do it. I am here.

Neeebs said...

Balls

QuadSevens said...

DEATH FROM ABOVE!!!!

QuadSevens said...

*sips from a flask while slowly walking the empty streets*

Eric Karros said...

Action begins early! Quad takes out Neeebs who was shielding Keven C.

MeanB has proven herself a capable killer. So be afraid, Q7. Be afraid.

MeanieBreanie said...

Die Quad Die! You just met your end.

Shot through the heart and your to blame. You give love a bad name!

Neeebs said...

I knew that Q7 was a gambler.

He gambled his life for the fleeting glory of a Spock Kill.

You owe me a Guiness Stout at the Assassin's Bar, Q7. I'll be sitting next to Dusty.

Neeebs said...

And, thanks MB for the redemption.

And also, Kevin C...you owe me one when you get to the bar.

Everyone gets to the bar.

Eric Karros said...

Everyone gets to the bar, so to speak. Indeed. That, and taxes.

Pistol Pete Reiser said...

Wait, how do you know who's supposed to start the commenting each day?

Neeebs said...

Pistol covers Meanie.

How's that for a newsline.


PS: Pistol, its first come first killed, er served.

QuadSevens said...

*Passes Neeebs a Guiness Stout*

Cheers!

Pistol Pete Reiser said...

Yes, sir, it's first come first served. I only asked to try to massage a response out of someone. muhahahaha.... nothing for Josh!

didn't realize I'd covered Meanie.

Neeebs said...

Quenchs the thirst.

Pistol Pete Reiser said...

or maybe I'm still vulnerable. I dunno.

Josh S. said...

What the hell.

BOOM

Fernie V said...

I didn't know who you was with.

Pistol Pete Reiser said...

i r dead now? woohoo!

Jason said...

Boozombie wandering through on the way to the bar...


BOOOOZZZE!

Steve K said...

Hello? Is it me you're looking for?

Mr. Customer said...

*Runs Steve down with a forklift*

QuadSevens said...

Lots of killing going on 'round here. Bar is filling up fast.

Orel said...

Meanie brings it strong with the Bon Jovi quote. Definite style points there.

Orel said...

And Steve K responds with some Lionel Richie! The crowd is going nuts!

Josh S. said...

*iz ded*

Steve K said...

Mr C, I was hoping you'd be too afraid of the looming Sax... oh well... I guess I'll get myself over to the bar. EK says I owe him a drink!

Mr. Customer said...

@Steve K

It's on me. I'm sure I'll be along shortly.

Steve K said...

@Mr C. - You might actually be safe. Sax will probably stay in hiding as long as possible since he's the last SOSG member still alive.

Neeebs said...

It's after 11:00 a.m.

That means we wait for the 3:00 bombfest.


*zombie walk*

Mr. Customer said...

Goddamn, this escape route looked a lot shorter on paper.

Steve Sax said...

Boom

Steve Sax said...

(holsters gun, goes back to badge collecting ways)

Neeebs said...

Spank gets a free shot.

Spank Horst said...

Do you like Huey Lewis and the News?

QuadSevens said...

6 dead so far today.

QuadSevens said...

Make it 7.

QuadSevens said...

The American Psycho quote and avatar is strong!

*raises his glass to Spank*

Neeebs said...

I'll by Sax a drink at the Assassin's Bar for his Big Balls move, knowing that he was exposed to the wrath of Spank.

Mr. Customer said...

*bleeds out*

Spank Horst said...

Thanks Q.

I want more!! killKillKILL

Josh S. said...

In your head,
In your heeeyyeeaad...

Dusty Baker said...

I kid you not, I'm in a bar as we speak and having a Guinness Stout. Weeeeeird, Neeebs!

Steve Sax said...

I kid you not, I'm swimming in a Guinness Stout right now.

Dusty Baker said...

So much death - and I for one like it!

Dusty Baker said...

45

Josh S. said...

46 brains.

Eric Karros said...

Just FYI I won't be able to count up the bodies until quite late tonight, but will get it done before tomorrow's round.

Dusty Baker said...

It's going to really start smelling around here if we don't scrape up the dead!

Last call for braaaaaaaaainssss!

Eric Karros said...

I'm not sure if we've even cleaned up all the bodies from AC '09.

I guess I should ut a call into Sunshine Cleaning.

Neeebs said...

I think its more fun to die than to live.

*tips another Guiness and nods to DB*

*head falls off on the nod*

Steve Sax said...

Death becomes me, I suppose.

Steve Sax said...

@Josh S: props for the Cranberries reference. Throwback, baby!

Eric Karros said...

As Sax lies bleeding from Spank's gunfire in the guise of another 80s musical reference, he wonders If This Is It.

It is.

Jason said...

Now pitching for the Chicago Cubs: Zombie Ramon Ortiz

Pistol Pete Reiser said...

lol, had to practically commit suicide this morning to avoid not posting before 3 cuz of a scheduled meeting 11-5... that just got severely cut-back... friggin employment.

Jason said...

I agree, F employment.

(scans SoSG, plays video games at the office)

Spank Horst said...

boooo

Spank Horst said...

booooooo

Paul said...

Boom!!!!

Spank Horst said...

Boooooze

Keven C said...

pow

Spank Horst said...

boooooze

Mr. LA Sports Czar said...

in

Spank Horst said...

booooooze

Paul said...

Boo!

rbnlaw said...

Boo-Urns

Spank Horst said...

booooooze

Keven C said...

(disappears into the night)

rbnlaw said...

Damn. Too late.
Damn my slow reading skills.

rbnlaw said...

Shuffles off to the bar.

Mr. LA Sports Czar said...

Too slow on the draw, rbnlaw.

Mr. LA Sports Czar said...

I will now undertake the unenviable task of figuring out who's dead.

Mr. LA Sports Czar said...

What I believe is the dead so far:

Neeebs (by Quad)
Quad (by MB)
PPR (by Josh)
Josh (by Steve K)
Steve K (by Mr. C)
Mr. C (by Sax)
Sax (by Spank)
Paul (by Keven C)
rbnlaw (suicide)

Mr. LA Sports Czar said...

That leaves four alive.

MB
MLASC
Keven C
Spank

Mr. Customer said...

That looks right. Freaking bloodbath, mang.

Mr. LA Sports Czar said...

MB leads the pack with two kills; the rest each have one.

Spank Horst said...

9 peeps dead today. That's a smorgasbord.

Mr. LA Sports Czar said...

Spank, if you kill MB, I will Facebook you a video of me singing "Renegade."

Josh S. said...

Assassins' Square!

Paul said...

Damn Court examiners calling and asking for Legal advice right at three. Rushed my post.

Paul said...

Nice shot Kevin. I think you owed my from the original AC.

Steve K said...

Awesome day! I love the carnage (even though I was among the dead)!

rbnlaw said...

Meh. Brains aren't so bad.

#firsttimezombie

Neeebs said...

@rbn: Early Zombie = more drinking.

rbnlaw said...

Hooray, early zombie!

I could get used to this early exit stuff.

Eric Karros said...

Wow that's gotta be a record for the most dead in one day.

Eric Karros said...

And almost all by explicit kills!

Spank Horst said...

@ Marla 3:25pm

Sounds good.

Steve Sax said...

Assassin's Trapezoid!

Steve Sax said...

Shit, EK--you gotta run this Assassin's Circle thing more often. Good stuff.