Friday, June 03, 2011

Indy 505G: Race Day 4

The Final Lap! Current standings:

129 comments:

Kyle Baker said...

in

Josh S. said...

Woooo

Kyle Baker said...

Wu

Paul said...

Let's do this.

Steve Sax said...

What the hell has gotten into Dusto? Slacker.

MR.F said...

htn

Kyle Baker said...

This is how I'm spending my day off.

Kyle Baker said...

(does donuts in the infield to honor Josh on his birthday)

Paul said...

Starting my attack run.

MR.F said...

ahhhh

Josh S. said...

Feskadoo

Kyle Baker said...

Grand Prix

Josh S. said...

Theremin

Paul said...

Bam!

Steve K said...

d'oh!

Steve K said...

outside chance at a top 5 finish!

Paul said...

People are starting to think I am very busy with all these urgent emails I am typing up on my iPhone.

Josh S. said...

Paul Position!

Josh S. said...

No karina? Perhaps I won't have to get out my phone in the movie theatre later.

Kyle Baker said...

z;lkdjgkladnfg

Kyle Baker said...

(sends Paul 500 emails to try to jam him up)

Jason said...

Racecar now departing Seattle-Tacoma International Airport.

Kyle Baker said...

Wheeeeeee!

Paul said...

Stay on target.

rbnlaw said...

Engine not starting.

Josh S. said...

Fbmfch

MR.F said...

aeu

MR.F said...

Yeah, not winning this contest.

Kyle Baker said...

Balls

Paul said...

Zoom!

MR.F said...

Oh well.

Kyle Baker said...

Is it evil of me to wish that Paul would have some sort of crisis that prevents him from making one of the laps?

If so, I'l stop wishing it and apologize.

karina said...

had to go to the doctor :(

Josh S. said...

Flippity

Kyle Baker said...

Must...walk away...from computer.

Kyle Baker said...

Paul will take first place - Cadillac

I'll take second place - steak knives

Josh - you're fired!

Paul said...

It is in my DNR and Will if I should go that my Mr. C will sign on to my account and continue the race. Neeebs is my executor.

All the riches from the race will be donated to the half price beer foundation. A great foundation that supports drinkers in their half price dreams.

Josh S. said...

Better to be pissed off than piston.

Steve K said...

Can't imagine I'm going to catch Karina now that she's back and I missed so many...

Josh S. said...

I bet on myself to show.

Josh S. said...

Which will keep me out of the SoSG Time Wasting Hall of Fame.

MR.F said...

Wotcher.

Kyle Baker said...

I bet one horse to win and your mother to show

Kyle Baker said...

45

Kyle Baker said...

Naw, Josh, you're a first-ballot SoSG Time Wasting Hall of Famer.

karina said...

hey

karina said...

Steve K maybe you'll catch me, I'm not sure I can keep up :(

I was in quiet suffering at the doctor's office, no wi-fi :_______(

Kyle Baker said...

Don't go out quietly, Karina!

Kyle Baker said...

(whimpers)

spank said...

I'm back baby!

Josh S. said...

Out for the next few rounds. Go, Paul, go!

Kyle Baker said...

Are you the pace car now, Spank?

Paul said...

Boom!

MR.F said...

Wotcher.

Steve K said...

hi

Kyle Baker said...

are we there yet?

Paul said...

Keep on truckin.

MR.F said...

Wotcher.

Steve K said...

howdy

Steve K said...

Karina, you had enough of a lead on me that I doubt I'll catch up... especially since I keep forgetting about posting!

rbnlaw said...

zoom

spank said...

*throws a can of Steel Reserve out the window*

Jason said...

Celebrating Josh's birthday with something resembling a beer at Park City's own Wasatch Brewery outpost at the Salt Lake City airport.

rbnlaw said...

I will not be last!

MR.F said...

oeu

Kyle Baker said...

dsl;kgjksdfjgk

Kyle Baker said...

I'm kinda glad Paul won b/c I'm not sure if I could endure a "playoff." Or whatever race car competitions do (extra laps?).

Jason said...

Just watched a girl order a "double vodka soda" and the bartender wanted to confirm the apparently surprising fact that she wanted "the whole ounce and a half pour." Utah is comedy gold. And alcoholic hell.

Kyle Baker said...

That's making me uncomfortable just hearing about it, Jason.

Steve K said...

'sup

Paul said...

Zoom!

Kyle Baker said...

DAMMIT!

Jason said...

Good news, Dusty! They offer an off menu item, a locally brewed 9% double IPA. Hoppy and quite tasty.

Also double shot vodka soda girl just dropped her glass and had to shell out for a second "double."

Paul said...

I did forget. The I had to I interupt a call.

Kyle Baker said...

@Jason

You're leaving out a key piece of the story: is she cute?

Kyle Baker said...

Work, interrupted.

MR.F said...

oeu

Kyle Baker said...

(Grabs a gear)

Jason said...

Off to Cincinnati. Enjoy the rest of the race everyone.

Jason said...

@Dusty

Yes, yes she is. Though her choice in sunglasses leaves something to be desired.

karina said...

my worst race :(

Paul said...

You can finish strong Karina!

Zoom!

Steve K said...

hey

spank said...

STP

Mr. LA Sports Czar said...

DAMMIT

Kyle Baker said...

@Jason

When are those hideous giant bubble sunglasses going to go out of style? That's what I'm picturing her wearing.

spank said...

I'm going in for the killKillKILL

Jason said...

*sneaks in final post before flight attendant goes ballistic*

Steve K said...

it's the final stretch!

Jason said...

Correct, Dusty.

Kyle Baker said...

Pug

Paul said...

We on award tour with Spanky my man
Goin each and every place with the mic in our hand
Chinatown, Spokane, London, Tokyoooo

Kyle Baker said...

Hell yeah - Tribe up in dis bish!

karina said...

checking in!

karina said...

100!

Josh S. said...

Dhshsh

Paul said...

*evades angry naked clown on the track*

AKA Mr. C.

Kyle Baker said...

Joy




And pain.

karina said...

almost there!

Nostradamus said...

*honks clown horn incessantly*

spank said...

Wotchale! Wotchale! Get the fuck off the road!

*runs over Mr.C.*

Nostradamus said...

HONKHonkhonk...

karina said...

poor Mr C!

Kyle Baker said...

@Josh

Based on our conversation the other night, should I go see First Class?

karina said...

I wanna finish on top 5 :(

Kyle Baker said...

(takes checkered fl....DAMMIT!)

spank said...

GO MILKA GO MILKA GO MILKA
GO MILKA GO MILKA GO MILKA

HYPERDRIVE ENGAGED!!!!

karina said...

final lap!

this was FUN FUN FUN!

Kyle Baker said...

Karina wants to be on top.

Steve K said...

last one!

Kyle Baker said...

I rather enjoyed this game in the same way that I did not enjoy the broheim game.

Kyle Baker said...

Everybody post a bunch of stuff nonstop for next 24 minutes so paul will get conflicting edits.

Kyle Baker said...

EK need to come up with a game where we both get To drive fast AND shoot people. Cause I just want to killKillKILL!

rbnlaw said...

I tire of this race.

Kyle Baker said...

I get it RBN - tire!

rbnlaw said...

*stops to pick up Mr. C; heads to post-race party early to get all the good booze*

Paul said...

Sunshine


And



Rain!!

Nostradamus said...

someone get me a sweet, sweet gin IV, stat!

Josh S. said...

Zoom!

Kyle Baker said...

Paul has to drink milk while we're all on the gin.

Paul said...

Mr. C is crowding my victory lap!!

spank said...

*crashes*

Paul said...

*puts Kalhua and Vodka in my victory milk*

MR.F said...

And that's the end of my racing days.

Nostradamus said...

@Paul

It never seemed to bother Emerson Fittipaldi...Now someone fetch my spleen from Spanky's fiery wreck while it's still good.

Paul said...

Mr. C

It would bother his name sake Ralphy Emerson.

Nostradamus said...

I'm sure Thoreau streaked at least one of his lectures. I have no doubt he wouldn't be shaken.

Paul said...

Bet he didn't have a slip and slide streak.

Nostradamus said...

True, but that grand finale where 17 finches flew out of his pubes could be pretty unsettling.