Hiroki Kuroda (5-8, 3.31) vs. Bud Norris (4-5, 3.48).
The only thing positive I can promise about this game is the post-game Fathers' Day catch, running on the field afterward. If all goes well, I will be there to enjoy it, throwing the ball around on the field with other Dodger dads. And there's a game beforehand, too, which I will not attend. Nor watch, as to not be disappointed by the prospect of getting swept by the Astros. That would be a Fathers Day kick to the nuts, indeed.