Random rantings and ravings about the Los Angeles Dodgers, written by a small consortium of rabid Dodger fans. With occasional comments on baseball, entertainment, pop culture, and life in general.
The Final Lap! Current standings:
Let's do this.
What the hell has gotten into Dusto? Slacker.
This is how I'm spending my day off.
(does donuts in the infield to honor Josh on his birthday)
Starting my attack run.
outside chance at a top 5 finish!
People are starting to think I am very busy with all these urgent emails I am typing up on my iPhone.
No karina? Perhaps I won't have to get out my phone in the movie theatre later.
(sends Paul 500 emails to try to jam him up)
Racecar now departing Seattle-Tacoma International Airport.
Stay on target.
Engine not starting.
Yeah, not winning this contest.
Is it evil of me to wish that Paul would have some sort of crisis that prevents him from making one of the laps?If so, I'l stop wishing it and apologize.
had to go to the doctor :(
Must...walk away...from computer.
Paul will take first place - CadillacI'll take second place - steak knivesJosh - you're fired!
It is in my DNR and Will if I should go that my Mr. C will sign on to my account and continue the race. Neeebs is my executor. All the riches from the race will be donated to the half price beer foundation. A great foundation that supports drinkers in their half price dreams.
Better to be pissed off than piston.
Can't imagine I'm going to catch Karina now that she's back and I missed so many...
I bet on myself to show.
Which will keep me out of the SoSG Time Wasting Hall of Fame.
I bet one horse to win and your mother to show
Naw, Josh, you're a first-ballot SoSG Time Wasting Hall of Famer.
Steve K maybe you'll catch me, I'm not sure I can keep up :(I was in quiet suffering at the doctor's office, no wi-fi :_______(
Don't go out quietly, Karina!
I'm back baby!
Out for the next few rounds. Go, Paul, go!
Are you the pace car now, Spank?
are we there yet?
Keep on truckin.
Karina, you had enough of a lead on me that I doubt I'll catch up... especially since I keep forgetting about posting!
*throws a can of Steel Reserve out the window*
Celebrating Josh's birthday with something resembling a beer at Park City's own Wasatch Brewery outpost at the Salt Lake City airport.
I will not be last!
*slaps smonks ass as he passes Mr.F*
I'm kinda glad Paul won b/c I'm not sure if I could endure a "playoff." Or whatever race car competitions do (extra laps?).
Just watched a girl order a "double vodka soda" and the bartender wanted to confirm the apparently surprising fact that she wanted "the whole ounce and a half pour." Utah is comedy gold. And alcoholic hell.
That's making me uncomfortable just hearing about it, Jason.
Good news, Dusty! They offer an off menu item, a locally brewed 9% double IPA. Hoppy and quite tasty.Also double shot vodka soda girl just dropped her glass and had to shell out for a second "double."
I did forget. The I had to I interupt a call.
@JasonYou're leaving out a key piece of the story: is she cute?
(Grabs a gear)
Off to Cincinnati. Enjoy the rest of the race everyone.
@DustyYes, yes she is. Though her choice in sunglasses leaves something to be desired.
my worst race :(
You can finish strong Karina!Zoom!
@JasonWhen are those hideous giant bubble sunglasses going to go out of style? That's what I'm picturing her wearing.
I'm going in for the killKillKILL
*sneaks in final post before flight attendant goes ballistic*
it's the final stretch!
We on award tour with Spanky my manGoin each and every place with the mic in our handChinatown, Spokane, London, Tokyoooo
Hell yeah - Tribe up in dis bish!
*evades angry naked clown on the track*AKA Mr. C.
*honks clown horn incessantly*
Wotchale! Wotchale! Get the fuck off the road!*runs over Mr.C.*
Fuck the critics. First Class was bad ass.
poor Mr C!
@JoshBased on our conversation the other night, should I go see First Class?
I wanna finish on top 5 :(
(takes checkered fl....DAMMIT!)
GO MILKA GO MILKA GO MILKA GO MILKA GO MILKA GO MILKAHYPERDRIVE ENGAGED!!!!
final lap! this was FUN FUN FUN!
Karina wants to be on top.
I rather enjoyed this game in the same way that I did not enjoy the broheim game.
Everybody post a bunch of stuff nonstop for next 24 minutes so paul will get conflicting edits.
EK need to come up with a game where we both get To drive fast AND shoot people. Cause I just want to killKillKILL!
I tire of this race.
I get it RBN - tire!
*stops to pick up Mr. C; heads to post-race party early to get all the good booze*
someone get me a sweet, sweet gin IV, stat!
Paul has to drink milk while we're all on the gin.
Mr. C is crowding my victory lap!!
*puts Kalhua and Vodka in my victory milk*
And that's the end of my racing days.
@PaulIt never seemed to bother Emerson Fittipaldi...Now someone fetch my spleen from Spanky's fiery wreck while it's still good.
Mr. CIt would bother his name sake Ralphy Emerson.
I'm sure Thoreau streaked at least one of his lectures. I have no doubt he wouldn't be shaken.
Bet he didn't have a slip and slide streak.
True, but that grand finale where 17 finches flew out of his pubes could be pretty unsettling.
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