Hiroki Kuroda (5-6, 3.46) vs. Cole Hamels (7-2, 2.83).
The Dodgers couldn't overcome Cliffly, but got to Ohswalt for the win. All that stands between them and a fourth straight series win is Whole Camels. But it might be easier for a whole camel to go through the eye of the tiger than half a camel to...wait, wait? That dog is wearing a Phillies jersey and is cowering next to what appear to be a misshapen golf ball and a hollow cigar. Makes perfect sense.
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I said cranky Orel, not incoherent Orel!
Wotcher, everybody!
I went to a real yoga class for the first time today (previously I went to an Intro to Yoga 6-week series). I was the only dude there. It was kinda weird.
@Mr. F:
Only dude is good. But, don't fart.
How's your downward dog? It's Orel's favorite move ;~))xx
Heyo!
Yeah, I wasn't complaining...
Buon giorno, ragazzi! Dare we dream to take the series from the accursed Phiwwys?
I dare.
I can't keep up with the Scooby Doo threads.
Fresh news on the main page.
Gordon - SS
Blake - 1B
Ethier - RF
Kemp - CF
Uribe - 3B
Thames - LF
Brajas - C
Carroll - 2B
Kuroda - P
Not for nothing, but the last letter of each batter gives us Nerpessla which sounds like a fantastic vacation destination in the south Pacific.
Of course, that is Alssepern backwards which is probably some type of medication for hair loss.
@Jason, OMD was very fond of the Nerpessla girls.
Orel, where the hell did you find that Phillies dog and cigar item? Are you antiquing again?
Giants up 3-1 on the Nats in the bottom of the eighth (in SF)
I hear Nerpessla fathered AC (both the Son and the electrical current).
I think Phillies dog/cigar/pile of crap is actually a cake.
On the BART heading into the belly of the beast. Think I'll find a bar with the Dodger game on?
Uh oh goIng to catch masses right after the Giants game. This has to be one of my cantos in the inferno.
Before I go underwater. Fuck the Phils!
Use protection, Paul!
I just took a look at the sidebar and realized that DelinO has not seen the Dodgers score a run all year long
@Mr. C
Parli Italiano?
I am illiterate in three languages!
Si! Mi piace parlare molte lingue per evitare di comprensione.
Se si può capire, mi passa alla tedesca...
What's your problem, Grace? Making too much money?
http://bit.ly/jd4aUl
STOP SAYING ETHIER SHOULD GET A GOLD GLOVE, GODDAMMIT.
The guy sitting behind home plate is wearing a t-shirt that has been driving me nuts. I finally figured out what it means..
http://tinyurl.com/4328o8d
Well, his defense isn't as bad as it was last year, but it ain't world-class, that's for sure.
There's nothing I hate more than a semi-popular sitcom mimicking my favorite eatery's logo without just compensation.
Strange, there is nothing I hate more than a semi-popular eatery's logo mimicking my favorite sitcom without just compensation.
http://tinyurl.com/3gv32jk
*clears throat*
Fuck you, Victorino!
Hey, that picture with the Phiwwies jersey is an insult to the entire pug race!
-Frankie
Is is almost entirely unlike yesterday's game.
Hiro showing some nice D
Collins is obsessed with players' weight today. It is really getting creepy.
God, how I wish Andre was a gold glover.
I do not care for Collins.
Blake filling in for Loney at first just fine (0-for-2)
That was not good.
89 cent dogs at wienerschnitzel
Opposite end of the spectrum there, Hiro.
Aim for his head, Barajas!
This is not going well.
lets get the damn out already!
this is all my fault - i just tuned in for the triple
Holy shit, that was a close one.
Fuck, that's game.
Balls.
Aw crap, it's Mike Mac.
well that was weird
ahh Philadelphia, a city whose most famous sports hero is a fictional movie character
damn umps
Paul Rodriguez is grossly skinny these days
Goddamn Rooeeze
stupid ump - that was the same as the first 2 pitches to Ruiz
nice work, Mac
Well, if we score zero runs, we weren't gonna win anyway. So let's get on that.
go Dre go!
NOW GET HIM HOME!
Lefty-hitting-Dre? I'll take that.
Urine, you clown
So what you're saying, Steve, is that the throw is very important to throwing out a runner?
@FB
I'm surprised that a super-massive black hole of douche wasn't formed just by having them in proximity to one another.
GET HIM HOME, MARRRRRRCUS
At Mayes Oyster house enjoying a anchosteam. No one wants to see the Dodgers. Regulated to Hockey.
stop overswinging
that is terrible
I blame you most, Urine
Blerg.
Son of a hur. Will somebody please be competent?!
Shuttup, Lyons. Matt stealing right now is not as important as Rod somehow getting a hit
BOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
We suck.
Boooorajas!
Do your job, you assholes! One of you has to be able to hit a fly ball somewhere
Bottom of the order needs to go to their room and think about what they've done.
And then we lock the door and brick it up?
Do ANYTHING, dammit!
(cries)
I am guessing we didn't score.
Round Hendricks and tonic on me!
What kind of sf bar doesn't have Junipero.
Blerg.
I'm taking the cask of amontillado with me, though. It may come in handy.
Le fuck.
@Paul
They need room for extra bottles of Chardonnay.
crapcrapcrap
I needed to take Mr. C on this busIness trip as my cconsultant.
I'm enjoying the police siren sound in the background of the TV feed. You know you're in Philly when...
Great now hearing people bragging about sell outs at PAC bell.
Find a happy place.
That siren is probably just some cops trying to get DelinO off a light pole.
@Paul
There's a very Hunter S. Thompson vibe to your proposal.
I accept!
Stay gold,Pony Boy. Stay gold.
Also...
FUCK YOU VICTORINO!
aww cmon let him hit
If you are playing for a home run, bat Bills, not Loney
You suck, Loney.
cmon, Beardo!
From gameday we have a man on and James up.
*cries*
Okay, two on, two out for Andre.
nice, Casey!
Cmon, Dreo!
Come on Dre!
Jeter chokes!!
You don't have to be a hero, Andre. Work the walk and let Matt work his magic.
BLEERRRRRRRG
I love this team
Why was I so foolish as to think we could win? WHYYYYYYYYY?
Booooo!
@Mr. C
Your first mission: hang out in the tenderloin for the day and report back.
9th inning. The all important roster spot Thames will save us.
punkass ump
Is it possible to clone Matt Kemp? We should do that if we can. Somebody should look into that
What the reverse of cloning?
We should do that to Urine
I always laugh when Dinner is listed as a pinch hitter.
BORRRRRRINGGGGG!
Insult to injury: I got an A-Rod badge today.
DAMMIT!
Thames is has so much pop. Navarro had to pinch hit for him. Why? Just let him swing.
Well, that was reasonably depressing.
PGT up.
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