Saturday, June 25, 2011

Game 78 Thread: June 25 vs. Angels, 1p

Hiroki Kuroda (5-8, 3.07) vs. Tyler Chatwood (4-4, 3.84).

LOL, who is Tyler Chatroom? The rookie starter was good enough to shut out the Mets over seven innings his last time out, and the Dodgers will likely have their share of difficulty getting used to an unseen pitcher. Chatroom doesn't strike out a lot of guys (4.7 K/9) and induces about as many groundouts as flyouts (1.13 GO/AO). Will he master the Dodgers, or will the Dodgers make him say OMFG? BRb1

54 comments:

World B. Dusty said...

Fuck! Just realized the game today was a day game. (hurries to slam a few beers to build foundation so won't have to buy as many FULL-priced beers at the game) cc: Sax

Means I can watch the MEX v USA game tonight, though. Viva Mexico!*


*Said to get Marla all riled up and jingo-y

World B. Dusty said...

This guy hangs around chatrooms trying to pick up little boys. There, I just started a rumor. Take it and use it wisely.

World B. Dusty said...

Gordon SS
Carroll 2B
Ethier RF
Kemp CF
Loney 1B
Miles 3B
Oeltjen LF
Ellis C
Kuroda P

World B. Dusty said...

Karina's and my step-teams are playing each other.

World B. Dusty said...

Per Joe Block:

Matt Kemp is on pace for 44 HR, 126 RBI, .331 avg and 44 steals

Josh S. said...

I heard be has trouble with the age/sex/location of his pitches.

World B. Dusty said...

Lost Angels of Cypress:

Aybar SS
Kendrick 2B
Abreu RF
Wells LF
Callaspo 3B
Trumbo 1B
Conger C
Bourjos CF
Chatroom P

Marla World Peace said...

WE SUCK.

World B. Dusty said...

Before I head out, let me go ahead and say:

(cries)

Marla World Peace said...

Gordon SS
Carroll 2B
Ethier RF
Kemp CF
Loney 1B
Miles 3B
Oeltjen LF
Ellis C
Kuroda P

Good to see we're fielding the A-team today.

I'm not being sarcastic.

(cries)

Josh S. said...

Have faith, guys! The game's on FOX, so the team can shine on the national stage.

Wait. Shit.

Josh S. said...

Should I post the lineup too?

Spank said...

Gordon SS
Carroll 2B
Ethier RF
Kemp CF
Loney 1B
Miles 3B
Oeltjen LF
Ellis C
Kuroda P

No dinner because it is lunch time.

Marla World Peace said...

@Josh - I just wanted to run down the names myself to ensure that it really is the A-Team.

(eyes dart back and forth)

Josh S. said...

My math may be off, but if the Dodgers had won every game Kemp has homered in, they'd be 42-35.

(cries)

Josh S. said...

Are we forced to endure Buck and Suck today?

Spank said...

Epale!

Spank said...

Aw shit,Gnats an Tribe

Spank said...

Ciao!

Marla World Peace said...

Hey, we're not losing yet!

Marla World Peace said...

Oh, fuck this ump.

Josh S. said...

Not liking this ump.

Josh S. said...

DAMMIT

Marla World Peace said...

This game is just teaming with excitement.

Marla World Peace said...

Oh, you gotta be fucking kidding me.

Marla World Peace said...

Well, now we're losing.

Marla World Peace said...

Oh goddammit, the ump gave that pitch to Chatwood. Fuck this shit.

karen said...

I knew there was life inside Brian Wilson's beard.

karen said...

Matty out of the game. Shit.

Marla World Peace said...

It looked like he was saying "Is it because I'm black?"

Marla World Peace said...

Stoobreu.

Marla World Peace said...

Hey, a run!

Marla World Peace said...

GODFUCKINGDAMMIT

karen said...

Well, at least we got a run out of that odyssey of an inning.


(cries a little)

Fred's Brim said...

stankass GuhRear

Fred's Brim said...

Time to go back to not pitching HCK on back-to-back days

Marla World Peace said...

Uh, I hate this team.

Fred's Brim said...

christ on a bike
Vernon Wells?

Fred's Brim said...

I am guessing HCK will be going back on the mental DL soon

Fred's Brim said...

Goddammit Guerrier, do your goddamn job

Marla World Peace said...

It's not like we'd win this game with just one run scored, FB.

Fred's Brim said...

Our shitass lineup is doing about as well as it can. I don't think Guerrier is

Fred's Brim said...

Urine pisses me off for the same reasons

Marla World Peace said...

I'm not saying Guerrier isn't a problem; I'm just saying that he could be Mariano Rivera and it still wouldn't mean jack squat.

Fred's Brim said...

something I noticed: We gave up one run over three games and we won all three. Then we gave up 21 runs over three games and lost all three. I hate this team

Fred's Brim said...

none of means jack dookie, sadly

Fred's Brim said...

^ it

Fred's Brim said...

Charley just said the Dodgers have been outscored by 40 runs in the 8th and 9th innings this year

Marla World Peace said...

Half of that is Broxton, right?

Marla World Peace said...

Hah, joke's on FOX. Adrian Gonzalez won't step foot in the state of Arizona.

Fred's Brim said...

that was fun, glad I couldn't see it

Fred's Brim said...

If we aren't going to win games, is there any way they can make them go by faster?

Josh S. said...

Umpire has shit zone.
Kemp tells him so.
Kemp gets tossed.
As does Dodgers' salad.

I need a better hobby.

Orel said...

PGT up, who cares.