Saturday, June 11, 2011

Game 66 Thread: June 11 @ Rockies, 5p

Ted Lilly (4-5, 4.13) vs. Jason Hammel (3-5. 3.66).

Here comes the Hammel, and I would love nothing more than to turn this mutha out. And it's not like we can't touch this; Hammel is only 2-2 against us in his career, with a soundly mortal 4.80 ERA.

However, we've spent two games coughing up four-run leads (twice, in Game 1) and somnambulating through the first eight innings (in game 2), so maybe it's me who should pray for a break here. Please, Hammel, don't hurt 'em.

116 comments:

Jason said...

Gordon - SS
Carroll - 2B
Ethier - RF
Golden God - CF
Loney - 1B
Barajas - C
Miles - 3B
Gwynn - LF
Lilly - P

Now, off to the bar.

Steve Sax said...

Thanks Jason... You got June Gloom up there too?

rbnlaw said...

My, my, my, my, my.

Stop.


Hammer toe.

Jason said...

@Sax

Is June Gloom some new brand of Whiskey?

Actually the sun just peaked out from behind the persistent cloudiness that is Pacific Northwest weather this time of year. This type of event calls for another beer.

Steve Sax said...

Don't mind if I do, Jason!

I'm about to have a friend come into town fro a couple of days, and he has access to very nice liquor. Spirits will be good, if you know what I'm saying.

Dusty Baker said...

On the sofa, Vinny!

Steve Sax said...

Hammel, you are a chicken shit for pitching around Kemp.

Loney, you suck.

Dusty Baker said...

FJL

And I don't mean I want him freed.

Dusty Baker said...

That poor wee lad having to watch this Loney shitfest...child abuse.

Dusty Baker said...

I'm at Mrs Dusty in Law's condo. My beer is over in my condo. (cries)

Dusty Baker said...

Yea, some light hitting!

Dusty Baker said...

MSG can't get the bunt down then flies out while advancing the runner. Men on first and third with one out. Lilly up. I'm making plans to go get my beer.

Dusty Baker said...

Come on, lil MSB! Let's tie it up!*

* counts as positive comment

Cc: Karina

Steve Sax said...

Vin says we've left seven men in four innings

F U C K

Josh S. said...

Re: Loney from earlier...

Anyone who swings at the first pitch after the guy in front of you walks to load the bases should be automatically DFA'd.

Dusty Baker said...

Fuck yeah, Mat.....well god dammit, Matt!

Josh S. said...

NO SERIOUSLY FUCK OFF AND DIE LONEY

Dusty Baker said...

loneyLoneyLONEYSUCKSSuckssucks

Dusty Baker said...

Rancho Addie do the wrong way. This blows little boys.

Josh S. said...

80-year-old roider flies out.

Dusty Baker said...

Sons of Dante Bichette readers must be furious with that fruitless rancho.

Dusty Baker said...

I'm just going to turn off autocorrect for good.

Steve Sax said...

Josh S 6:27p: I totally agree. First fucking pitch! Who the fuck is teaching these kids?!?!

Steve Sax said...

Apodaca Apodaca Apodaca

Dusty Baker said...

Sittdown, Hammels. Lil bish. Speaking of, Timmeh got stomped today. 5-5 on the year.

Mr. LA Sports Czar said...

Rancho Lillyendo

Mr. LA Sports Czar said...

Er, Rancho Beardiendo.

Dusty Baker said...

OT: I saw trailer for Captain America today. My god, it looked shitty. I'd rather watch Loney go 0-5 than see this fuckig tripe.

Mr. LA Sports Czar said...

Beard Mode!

Dusty Baker said...

La Barba!!!

Steve Sax said...

Ackbar 3B!!!

Steve Sax said...

Mon Calamari!

Mr. Customer said...

Hey now.

Dusty Baker said...

@Sax

Did you see the WSJ Weekend Journal article on top shelf liquors?

Jason said...

Semi-sober zombie passing through.

And, 35.

Dusty Baker said...

We need some Geico here.

Mr. Customer said...

Apodaca

Steve Sax said...

That 2-RBI 2B by Miles was pretty sweet.

6-1 Dodgers

Paul said...

I always liked the Miles signing.


*avoids lighting*

Dusty Baker said...

Linblom isn't spelled Lindblom? Well gooood damn.

Steve Sax said...

Hawksworth was rolling. Why switch to Lindblom?

Dusty Baker said...

These were some medium hitting guys today. I like it. I needed this after yesterday. And the day before. And the day before that.

Dusty Baker said...

Son of a bitch, I was right! TV graphic had it spelled wrong.

Dusty Baker said...

Fuck Dinger!

Cc : my sister in law

Dusty Baker said...

45

Dusty Baker said...

Game time tomorrow? Hope De La Rosa doesn't Rubby the wrong way.

Jason said...

Live look in just came in MLB Network at the bar. Comely bartender agrees: Fuck Dinger and, apparently, Matt Kemp is "golden hot" (I assume she misheard when I called him a Golden God).

Josh S. said...

Kemp...GIDP?

That's unpossible!

Dusty Baker said...

This Kemp guy fuckin sucks.

Dusty Baker said...

I love to hear Vinny say words like computer and Twitter.

Jason said...

Ha! Bartender: "That mascot is a dino-douche."

Dusty Baker said...

@ Jason

Put a ring on her!

Jason said...

The Human Highlight Machine!

Josh S. said...

I like when Vin says "ANdroid phone."

Mr. Customer said...

Fuck, do I hate remakes.

Dusty Baker said...

Rancho GOD DAMMIT RELIEF PITCHING DO YOUR FUCKING JOB!!!

Josh S. said...

Elbert's been god awful since I praised him to Joe Block on Twitter.

Sorry, guys.

Jason said...

Apparently all of the phone lines are down in the neighborhood so credit card transactions aren't going through. Since I've already run a tab higher than the amount of cash in my pocket, I figure I might as well go crazy and run up this non-payable tab. Any suggestions?

Josh S. said...

Meanwhile, Kenley's throwing perfect frames in Chattanooga. Fat load of good that does us right now.

Dusty Baker said...

@Jason

Japanese whisky

Josh S. said...

Jason, that sounds eerily similar to our bullpen's way of thinking.

Dusty Baker said...

@ Josh

Hey, it's not like your comments caused the hated rival SF Giants to win the WS or anything.

MR.F said...

Argh. Matt Kemp should have caught that one.

Jason said...

New line of the night: That guy (Wigginton) looks like a super ugly baby.

Steve Sax said...

Bison, that was bad.

Dusty Baker said...

GOD DAMMIT RELIEF PITCHING DO YOUR FUCKING JOB!!!

Dusty Baker said...

Get this cocksucker out of there already!

Dusty Baker said...

What is it with guys wearing #55 for us sucking (modernly)

Josh S. said...

@Dusty:

NOPE. THAT NEVER HAPPENED.

I was on the moon at the time.

Josh S. said...

No lead is too big.

Jason said...

Is this game a rerun? What the fuck?

Dusty Baker said...

I love watching this new MSB play. Fuck Furcal!

Josh S. said...

Is it weird that I'm excited that Miles is due up?

Dusty Baker said...

Dee Gordon - Kid N Play

MR.F said...

Jeebus, Loney is slow.

But I'll take it!

Jason said...

@Dusty 8:02

I actually have a bottle of Suntory Yamazaki at home that I bought in Tokyo last year. I have some on special occasions. Like Tuesdays.

For good times, make it Suntory time.

Josh S. said...

@Dusty: TBLA had the line, "Dodgers call up Kid, will have him Play."

Dusty Baker said...

I'm continually amazed how slow Loney is.

Jason said...

Run James, run!

Dusty Baker said...

@Jason

Smoking' and drinkin' on a Tuesday night...

#Beasties

MR.F said...

Wow, the Rockies fail more than the Dodgers.

Dusty Baker said...

Watching CO is like watching...ourselves.

Dusty Baker said...

Mini Sirloin Brother is 0-5 but he's been brilliant with the leather. Love him already.

Dusty Baker said...

Nats win!

Josh S. said...

My phone thingy says we're getting runs back. Is it right?

Steve Sax said...

Jamey Carroll is fired up!!!

Yeah!

11-6 good guys

Dusty Baker said...

Fuckin Jamie Carroll!!! LHWGs rule!!!!

Dusty Baker said...

@Josh

I think you need to do a hard reset on your iPhone. It seems to be out of sync.

Josh S. said...

What a loser that Andre is.

Jason said...

Where is Spank amd his shotgun to take out Dinger?

Jason said...

FJG

As in, F Jason Gambit

Dusty Baker said...

Kid in Play - only have to tag the bag once.

Damn I love this kid. Can I adopt him?

Jason said...

^ you know what I meant

Dusty Baker said...

Come on, fuckers! I need to walk the dog.

MR.F said...

Wow....

Josh S. said...

GRAAAAAAAH.

Just end this!

Dusty Baker said...

Oh you can stick that stupid mascot up your ass
You can stick that stupid mascot up your ass
You can stick that stood mascot
Stick that stupid mascot
Stick that stupid mascot up your ass

MR.F said...

Wow.

"What an afternoon, an evening, and a night."

For cereal.

Steve Sax said...

Nice catch, Gwynn!

Dusty Baker said...

(asks Mrs Dusty to walk the dog)

Steve Sax said...

100

Josh S. said...

Yaaayyy! Charlie Blackmon ignored my earlier advice!

Steve Sax said...

DAMMIT

Dusty Baker said...

Bartolo Colon pulls a muscle running - who could have seen this coming?

Jason said...

Making delayed bar party!

Steve Sax said...

I am getting lit

Dusty Baker said...

^Like

Dusty Baker said...

Who are you Sax, the Dodger bullpen?

Jason said...

^ like

Spank said...

@ Saxy 9:09pm

Pass the crack pipe ,FOOL!

Jason said...

^ like

Paul said...

*trys to run through the glass sliding door*

DAMMIT!

Josh S. said...

PGT not up!

Steve Sax said...

Wow, you're up early, Josh. You must have kids.

POST-GAME THREAD UP!!!

JOSH IS UP, TOO!

Steve Sax said...

Fuck, this isn't good.

One-out single from Loney

Steve Sax said...

Urine feasts on a ball, men on first and second with one out