Chad Billingsley (5-4, 3.70) vs. Jhoulys Chacin (6-4, 3.19).
Wake the heck up, Dodgers. You're six games under .500 and when an opportunity like last night presents itself--with the offense scoring seven runs in a relatively rare (albeit less rare on his roadtrip) outburst, you've got to close the deal and secure the win with serious pitching. Unlike your pathetic effort last night, that is. We're over a third of the way through the season, and we need to get through June a hell of a lot closer to .500 than we are now.
So wake up, Dodgers (and try and send the Rockies' starter to an early bed. You know what they say: You snooze, Jhoulys.*
(Here's another Wake Up Call for you. I have no idea what is going on in this video, but at least there are a lot of scantily-clad women (and even a swing of a bat!).)
(*) A loooooooong stretch, even by my own lenient standards.
37 comments:
If you've got the Rockies down, don't give them an Jhoulys on life!
Will the Dodgers strike when Jhoulys expect it?
I might need to go to confession for that one, and I'm nowhere near Catholic.
. . .and that video contains one of the worst songs I have ever heard.
And I've heard a lot of songs.
Scantily-clad women, rbnlaw! Focus on those!
But the music made my ears bleed. Once muted the sound and cleaned up the blood, I enjoyed the wimmens.
Some you win; some Jhoulys.
I can never say I've Chacin enough scantily clad women.
Hiyooooooo!
I'd rather watch porn than that crap.
I'd rather watch Spanky watch porn than that crap.
Kemp scratched due to tight hamstring.
World is ending soon.
Time for some thunder down under!
I'm referring to Oeltjen, of course.
Gordon - SS
Oeltjen - LF
Ethier - RF
Blake - 3B
Loney - 1B
Uribe - 2B
Navarro - C
Gwynn - CF
Billingsley - P
Seriously, with a lineup like that, why not just bat Billingsley 5th?
I say Bills gets the Silver Slugger this year. He leads all pitchers in OPS at .950.
I say: let Bills participate in the Home Run Derby this year.
Plucking my eyebrows,Vinny!
5 through 8 in our lineup have the initials LUNG.
LUNG disease tonight, perhaps?
Spank: what time does your date pick you up tonight?
Epale!
If only Ethier were batting after Loney. Then it would be a tribute to Diamond Leung.
GOEBLUNG! (sounds Swedish)
GO EBLUNG! (still sounds Swedish)
Crap, there are shadows. I'll need to ignore this game for an inning or two until the Earth rotates to a proper baseball orientation.
If Ethier batted after Loney, I might pick up a bat (and take it to Mattingly's head)
If Woody had gone to the police, this would never have happened
GOBLEUNG
It's a tribute to both Diamond and Will Arnett.
Hooray! LAD/COL is the MLB.tv game of the day, so I get to watch it!
Now I am not so happy that I can watch this game.
@ Saxy 5:44pm
Right now. How's my hair? Later.
Epale Everyone!!
No Matty?? I am one sad baseball chick.
Ugh, we're screwed.
Soon we will all be reminicsing about when we were only 6 games under .500. :(
3-0 Rox. Game over.
Kemp is beyond words at this point. The hell with winning or losing, I just wanna watch The Matt Kemp Show.
Wait...what?
So close!
Where did everybody go?
post game thread up
I'm drinking Penfold's
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