Random rantings and ravings about the Los Angeles Dodgers, written by a small consortium of rabid Dodger fans. With occasional comments on baseball, entertainment, pop culture, and life in general.
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Sonofabitch I forgot about this game.
Since my Spurs aren't in it and I'm a former Dallas resident - Go Mavs Go!!
Go Mavs? Go Mavs!
Lebron and DWade giving me another reason to dislike the Heats? Thank you.
Brian Cardinal? Brian Cardinal
Juwan Howard? Juwan Howard, ladies and gentlemen
DAL 32, MIA 27 end of 1st Q. So far, so good.
A new Conan the Barbarian? What are the odds be becomes the governor of California in 20 years?
He's married to Lisa Bonet.
Beat the Miami D-bags!
So many stiffs from both sides played in that first quarter. It's almost like they are just phoning it in so they can have a game 7...#DavidStern #thefixisin
FB will not be seeing that: Transformers 3, Conan the Barbarian
Dirk Nowitzki, the Landon Donovan of Germany
Real Steel: Now there's a FB movie.
Meanwhile back at the barn: Reds and Giants scoreless
I think DeShawn Stevenson and Superintendant Chalmers should have to fight to decide who gets kicked out
That was pussy-ass "fight." Good god, what a raggedy-ass league. They should show them some hockey tape so they know how to go at it. And change the tules to allow them to throw punches.
If they are both thrown out, will anyone even notice?
I was dead asleep, then woke u and ran to turn on the game. At that very moment, Miami began its 14-0 run.
Why do the refs need security to look at a computer monitor?
If I looked up douche in the dictionary, the Heat's coach would be illustrated. Dictionary would also cross-reference him with grade A asshole. Doesn't he just have that look? If he were wearing an Ed hardy shirt, I think he would just spontaneously combust and be magically transported to Doucheland.
@FBAnd could those middle-aged scarf-wearing ladies really provide much security if a threat arose?
I bet they could do a number on Chalmers
True, FB. True.
Dirk 1-9? Huh?
Guess Terry gotta do it all.
Go to the hole, Dirk
I want to wait by the movie line and pound the shit out of everyone who buys tickets to go see the Green Lantern tripe when it opens.
Dirk may never hit another FG again. 1-12? Huh? Too bad he's not running a 103 fever; then, he'd really be nailing it.
That was entertaining. I think Dirk had too many Sheets energy strips
Listen to some Hasselhoff at halftime Dirk!
When will social media and advanced technology kill the NBA halftime show?Oh, wait, there is such thing as the mute button.
Ice-cold Dirk and the Mavs still up 53-51 at the half. So far....
FB will not be watching that: the LongHorn Network
Sweet mother of god, we could have played two baseball games in the time it's taken for this NBA playoff halftime.
Hey, Dirk missed!
Wow, those weren't fouls against Chandler?#LettinThemPlay
8-0 run by Mavs, who are up by 7 now. Heat standing around. Dirk has to be faking it as part of his diabolical plan to go off for 67 in the 4th.
Instapoll:Shittier movie:Real SteelCaptain America
Barea gets the foul on LeBron!
Mini Sirloin Berea draws the foul on LeBron. Bron Bron, pick on someone your own size, sorry ass culero!
Captain America looks pretty great. A lot better than Thor, at least.
Seriously, Orel? (Not about the better than Thor part.)
I like the period look, the theme of being too small to succeed (speaking of Barea).
Dirk needs to — there he goes!
I saw the full trailer for Captain in the theater yesterday. I couldn't help but laugh out loud. It had every cliche line and every cliche character for a story we've seen over and over and over. Can't imagine why this was made or how they expect it to have an audience. I just wanted to yell "WE GET IT!"
Heat starting to fall apart? Wade gets T'd up.
What'd you see, Dusty?
This is a pretty sloppy quarter.
Will Tim Duncan ever win another title?
How was? No spoilers please.
I had fairly high hopes but came away unimpressed. It was just too...Spielbergy for me. Kids on bikes kinda shit.
FB 5:31 PM
Spielberg does love kids on bikes.
Orel: looking forward to "Mr. Popper's Penguins"
KIDD FOR 3!
It was an accusation, not a question, Orel. ;-)
Mahinmi! Had to google his name!
I read it as a declaration, Dusty.
Seen on Twitter:"Fun Fact: Mavs Ian Mahinmi, Brian Cardinal & Corey Brewer are 12 minutes away from having more rings than LeBron James."
"This is going to be a long twelve minutes." It might feel like twelve and a half, thirteen minutes.
Dammit Mavs, don't fritter this away!
These 12 minutes will take 39 minutes.#BaseballIsTimeless
Yeah, Mavs, don't be fritterers!
Someone hit a FT! What is this, a Shaq tribute?
You know who would rock on Expedition Impossible? Kim Possible.
Supernintendo Chalmers misses!
Jason F'in Terry ladies and gentlemen!
Dirk with some really key rebounds, but still can't hit a FG and, well, we know about the defensive aspect of his game. Not hatin', just sayin'.
J.J.! Barea, not Abrams!
Good one, Orel.For the record I love JJ Abrams. ALIAS is one of my fav TV shows of all time. I would dry hump Jack Bristow til the cows came home.
Old Hoss Radbourn just said "Last time I saw defense this bad Gen. Lee ended up surrendering his army."
Dirk accidentally made a shot!
No foul against Dirk? Wow.
These twelve minutes are lasting forever!
19 minutes already for these 12 minutes.
I hope we don't have more comments in this NBA thread than we did during the GT.This comment will self destruct in 10 seconds.
Is Horrible Bosses going to be a less-funny Strangers on a Train?
I wanna slap that fuckin smile off Coach Spoelstra.
The Dodgers played today?
I forgot Bosh was playing.
I'm calling this. Signed, sealed, delivered.
10 point game!
LeBron sure passes well!
8 point game!
EVERYBODY LOOKS LOST
I love how Dirk gets hammered on a basket and then no call, but Wade gets lightly touched on a basket and commentator says it should have been an and-1. Heat bias.
Heat have quit.
Ten-point game again!
2:27 remaining (cc: DeLino) and Mavs up by ten Stick a fork yet?
Who was that big guy who hit that three for the Heats?
And this is the way the heat go out.
Dirk getting out in a hurry!
FUCK THE HEAT!And:FUCK THE GIANTS!
Show Dallas, assholes. They are the ones who won
Wade = classy
Only one happy Cuban in Miami tonight.**Can't claim this as my own.
At Mark Cuban's request, championship trophy presented to original owner of Mavericks. Classy.
Ton of Mavs fans showed up in Miami. Strong showing, guys!
I sure wish Steve Nash were part of this since he was so integral to Mavs' success for so long, and when I think of Dirk I think of his sidekick Nash.
When will ABC interview the new Heat coach Pat Riley? #FireSpoelstra
Per Jameson Moss:Updated ring stats: MJ-6...Kobe-5...Adam Morrison-2...Dirk-1...Brian Cardinal-1...Kate Middleton-1...LeBron-0
Jason Kidd's DNA is all over what?
Who disappeared more down the stretch, Bosh or LeBron?
Gnite yall - rest up for the 10-2 homestand!
Hey LeBron, Beyonce called. Said something about a no-go for a ring.
Hey LeBron, TLC called, said something about being a scrub and hanging out the passenger side of your best friend's ride.
Hey LeBron, I think Brian Cardinal just tapped your mom's ass.
Hey LeBron, Dan Gilbert tweeted: "Congrats to Mark C.&entire Mavs org. Mavs NEVER stopped & now entire franchise gets rings. Old Lesson for all:There are NO SHORTCUTS. NONE."to which he added: "http://bit.ly/ljDNqe"
Note sent into the Heat locker room Dear Lebron,Tonight I am taking my talents to your mom's house.Love, Dirk
Where's the Tonys thread?
DB, I believe that note actually said "LeBron, tonight I'm taking my talents to your mom's South Beach."
YOU LOST BECAUSE YOU SUCK, LEBRON.
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