Friday, May 13, 2011

Smonk's New Home

Mr. F sends in this photo of Smonk acclimating to his new digs. Dude knows how to relax:

20 comments:

Jason said...

I assume the Dodgers mug is filled with a nice, single barrel Scotch.

MR.F said...

SMONKSMONKSMONK

Dusty Baker said...

Nice, Mr F. Congrats again. Glad Smonk is happy now. And I'm really god damned glad that infernal contest has now ended.

Josh S. said...

Oh great, now MLASC is going to get his tears all over this post too.

Steve Sax said...

How's the scotch stench on Smonk, Mr. F?

Fred's Brim said...

@Jason, that mug is likely already empty knowing Smonk's drinking habits. I wonder how long it will take him to find a liquor store near Mr F.s house

MR.F said...

Thanks Dusty!

Yes, the mug was already empty.

Smonk is just keeping it real. He does not smell of liquor. He consumes it in moderate, socially acceptable quantities!

Mr. LA Sports Czar said...

(cries)

Jason said...

Appropriate news for the day, Angeles National Forest's Crystal Lake reopens.

Smonk looks like he is up for a camping trip. Just be sure to bring plenty of booze and horny teenagers...

Loney Fan said...

I wonder what Mr. F.'s grandchildren are going to think after he is gone and they are going through old boxes and come across baseball cards, Dodger memorabilia, and Smonk.

Spank said...

I'll give you a 40oz of Steel Reserve for Smonk,Mr.F.

Josh S. said...

Don't listen to him, Mr. F. The only time Spank parts with 40 oz. of Steel Reserve is in the bathroom.

MR.F said...

I could never give away Smonk!

Besides, he'd never agree to it.

Spank said...

One drink of Steel Reserve and Smonk would be giving lap dances to everyone. That slut.

MR.F said...

TAKE THAT BACK, SPANK!!!

Eric Karros said...

I want to see Mr F's avatar get in the photo

MR.F said...

This may come as a relevation, but Patricito is actually not in my possession. That stuffed animal resides in my high school teacher's class room. While I have a Snuff of my own, he's not the original.

Pistol Pete Reiser said...

Did someone say "slut"?

Dusty Baker said...

Steel Reserve is offered in 40 oz?

Dusty Baker said...

What is this strange "moderate, socially acceptable quantities" you speak of?