Random rantings and ravings about the Los Angeles Dodgers, written by a small consortium of rabid Dodger fans. With occasional comments on baseball, entertainment, pop culture, and life in general.
Mr. F sends in this photo of Smonk acclimating to his new digs. Dude knows how to relax:
I assume the Dodgers mug is filled with a nice, single barrel Scotch.
Nice, Mr F. Congrats again. Glad Smonk is happy now. And I'm really god damned glad that infernal contest has now ended.
Oh great, now MLASC is going to get his tears all over this post too.
How's the scotch stench on Smonk, Mr. F?
@Jason, that mug is likely already empty knowing Smonk's drinking habits. I wonder how long it will take him to find a liquor store near Mr F.s house
Thanks Dusty!Yes, the mug was already empty.Smonk is just keeping it real. He does not smell of liquor. He consumes it in moderate, socially acceptable quantities!
Appropriate news for the day, Angeles National Forest's Crystal Lake reopens.Smonk looks like he is up for a camping trip. Just be sure to bring plenty of booze and horny teenagers...
I wonder what Mr. F.'s grandchildren are going to think after he is gone and they are going through old boxes and come across baseball cards, Dodger memorabilia, and Smonk.
I'll give you a 40oz of Steel Reserve for Smonk,Mr.F.
Don't listen to him, Mr. F. The only time Spank parts with 40 oz. of Steel Reserve is in the bathroom.
I could never give away Smonk!Besides, he'd never agree to it.
One drink of Steel Reserve and Smonk would be giving lap dances to everyone. That slut.
TAKE THAT BACK, SPANK!!!
I want to see Mr F's avatar get in the photo
This may come as a relevation, but Patricito is actually not in my possession. That stuffed animal resides in my high school teacher's class room. While I have a Snuff of my own, he's not the original.
Did someone say "slut"?
Steel Reserve is offered in 40 oz?
What is this strange "moderate, socially acceptable quantities" you speak of?
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