Clayton Kershaw (5-3, 2.75) vs. Matt Cain, (3-2, 3.22).
The second-place Giants drop by Dodger Stadium for a quick two-game jaunt before interleague play starts this weekend. The Dodgers will miss Tim Lincecum, who actually struggled in his last start, against the Rockies. They do get Matt Cain, who, having overcome his inability to beat the Dodgers last year, has beat them three times since. But the Dodgers counter with last night's bobbleboy Kershaw, who, if he can get any kind of run support (how about another dinger, Matt Kemp? Andre?), can retake the team lead in wins at six. Not that wins mean anything, except to agents trying to strike long-term deals for their pitcher clients.
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«Oldest ‹Older 201 – 340 of 340You should hang out on this blog more, Delino. Then you'd be use to this amount of hate and vitriol. And vice.
But enough about me.
I didn't even notice Delino was posting.
Matt Cain has a ONE-HITTER!
Our offense is up.
@Dusty why the weird looks?
Overheard in the Delino house - "Does (anonymous friend) really live at Carlos Delgado drive?"
We need Mr. Fuji to throw salt in Cain's eyes.
well, at least we've got that awesome Dodgers-White Sox rivalry this weekend, to which we can look forward
LA Sports Czar has such hate for all things me.
Sweet shit-suckin jesus. Sax has finally blown a gasket. When I saw him last night, he was fine. At least he didn't suffer.
About to lose the game to the TIVO's need to record Modern Family and Valley girl
The Dodgers offense is to die for.
*jumps off rooftop*
Offense = Death without Dying
At the very least, Kemp was able to tell Cain, "Fuck you, you don't get to enter the history books in OUR yard."
#thelittlethingsareallihave
There's no place like home
With your family around you you're never alone
When ya know that your loved
You don't need to roam
Cause there's no place like home
Time's are changing everyday
We won't get by with the same old ways
No-oooo pulling together will make it right
With help from are friends I know we can right
Cause there's no place like home
With your family around you you're never alone
When you know that your loved
You don't need to roam
Cause there ain't no place like
Better believe it
I said their no place like home
"I mean no place child"
@Karina
Because they weren't expecting me to bust out that phrase.
The Whitesox are gonna dry hump us all over the field.
@Sax I'm actually pulling for that series, the White Sox is my second team...but they suck too this season
*cries*
if you can't hit, you can catch
*cries*
Wait, so Javy Guerra wasn't in the LWO or the Mexicools?
Cc: Delino
Not true, Delino. I like USC, remember?
We have a Guerrier and a Guera.We truly are a team of white boys.
hey, i've got a miguel tejada badge (single)
(cries)
Excuse me. White folk.
I don't know why I'm so down. We're only three runs back. We can so totally come back to win.
Nobody likes USC now.
Odale!!
If you get sick(er) of game, Valley Girl has not aged a second. It even has Nic Cage's original hair
Well, you've got me there, Double-D.
"I don't want to go to the Valley."
Gag me with a spoon. I'm sure.
@Mr LA SC 8:55p: Oh sure, this is all Miles' fault. He lined out in the first inning. He popped out to third in the fourth inning. He struck out to lead off the sixth. He tried to stretch a single into a double last night and got nailed at second. He had three errors in one inning.
Oh wait, he did.
FUCK you, Miles.
@Dusty.
Three month old plus three year old equals reduced baseball time, blog time, and baseball blog time. But increased staring blankly at wall time
we got Urine,Loney and Gibbons coming up.Get something started fools.
(cries)
You're too late, Sax. I already know my hatred of Miles borders on irrational.
wow, I picked up a Chris Coghlan badge tonight too somehow
Uribe K
Loney has nothing left.
hey, I didn't get Tejada's badge! no badges for me tonight :(
@Delino: All that, and you have to make time to manage the Dayton Dragons, too.
Five more walks! Five more walks!
Come on,Peeps. We don't want Gnat badges? Do we?
WE SCORED!! WE SCORED!!
Signs o' life!
We're not dead yet!
we score, we score!
I have hope they'll win...
Never mind. Sloppy bitch is up to ruin the inning.
hey, we scored again! how did that happen?!
Navarro!!! This reminds me of Castro's epic pinch hit!
@karen we keep saying the same things, sister :)
I miss Huff in the outfield.
@Spank 9:15p: But this is one of the big flaws about the mlb.com badge program. If you're "watching" gameday, you get all badges for that game, including your opponent.
And once you get it, like that crazy stalker girlfriend in college--YOU CAN'T GET RID OF IT.
I got Cody Ross staring at me like a rodeo clown.
We can't sustain a damn thing.
wait, Navarro and his .158 average couldn't come in as a PH with a RISP and score him?
WHAT A FUCKING SURPRISE
@Dusty: I think the inebriation, plus the buzz of the Kershaw bobblehead, confused me into a state of bliss last night.
Plus, I saw the Kemp HR.
Tonight, I'm saltier than the Dead Sea
we got TWO HITS, giants.
Take that.
@Delino
That wall staring bit site beats watching the Dodgers' offense.
Cheers, brother. Just yanking yer chains.
@Spank 9:17p: speak for yourself.
And you should try cialis
@ Saxy 9:17pm
I hear ya.That is why I'm not in the badge game.I'd throw my apple II out the do', fo' sho'.
macdougal leadoff walk to the clown
fo shizzle?
@ Saxy 9:20pm
Thanx,but I'll stick to meth.
Opening day feels like three years ago.
Saxy 9:24--I just can't get past the whole Cody Ross/rodeo clown thang either.
Game over. I'm clad my homeboy Sunny Brook is here with me to ease the pain.
The Dodgers are the rodeo clowns of baseball.
what?I just got the tejada single badge
KEMP!!!!
Just realized I did not celebrate his homerun,
three runs, five more outs. we can do this.
at least, the 2009 dodgers could do this. probably the 2008 dodgers, too.
Aaron Miles, 0-for-4 tonight
charley is calling out andre for his post-streak swoon
A's lose
Ethier Ks
Sax cries in his Mighty Arrow Pale Ale
Fuck Romo. Come on,Matty. Take it out,holmes.
It's all up to Urine.
Googling "Smith Bros. cough drop box"....
kemp single!
At least we're burning through their bullpen.
URINE IS THE TYING RUN
If Urine jacks one out. He will officially be a non-Giant.
Smith Bros. Cough Drops
But he won't.
2-1 to Urine
Giants channel showing Romo throw a tantrum.
That was ball four but glad Urine swung.
Urine!!!!
Uribe double off Wilson! Dodgers cut the lead to 5-4!
WHAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA?
In play, run(s)
Final score will be 5-4.
oh man, this is going to make this loss even more depressing...
UNBELIEVABLE! but I'll take it!
at least Loney can't GIDP here
Please get hit Loney!
OMG!
Holy shit how did that get out of the infield???
KING JAMES LADIES AND GENTS!
Huff could have gotten that.
HO LEE SHIT LONEY
I'll take it!
Brian Wilson, Ladies And Gentlemen
The droopy bastard came through.
Way to go 1B.
Rick Monday pulls a vanessa williams reference
"The Dodgers, saving the best for last"
WHO ARE THESE COMPETENT BASTARDS AND WHAT HAVE THEY DONE WITH THE DODGERS?
Come on Jay.
I still hate Loney.
Will this be the James Loney that is finally freed?
Will TJ Simers come down to the locker room to interview James?
Will Plaschke keep asking questions to maintain the parallel structure?
Fuck Page 2.
Wow, Atlanta scores 1 in the top of the 11th to take the lead...and then the Snakes score 2 in the bottom to win it
TGJ in his head.
@karina, I WILL TAKE IT TOO!
Well that was fun.
For the Dodgers,scoring three runs in an inning is like a Vesuvius eruption.
Lance Cormier is our only hope.
@Sax
Having some of your favorite Vodka.
Giants are frazzled. Please let us win.
Didn't think Cormier was going to go 1-2-3 here.
What does he have Driefort's #?
I thought Darren was still on the DL.
Yup. Two on.
We aren't gonna win this are we?
Fuck.
Got Sheer Hose, two out.
lance cormier is going to break our heart here
When they showed the Loney AVG vs Wilson, which was .182, another patron of this establishment piped up and said that was also Loney's lifetime average. Wise guy.
@Paul 10:05p: Russian standard platinum? Or Grey Goose?
I find the former great for bloody marys, if straight from the freezer
The latter is better when out drinking, however
Beaten by Rodeo Boy. Good night.
"the dodgers are running on guts and fumes at this point" --charley steiner
FUCK
S.H.I.T.
Of course.
and this, this sums up the season.
we suck.
I wasted the last 30 minutes for that.
@Sax
RSP
Every single fucking time Cody fucking Ross kills. I'm so fucking mad right now.
way to go, lance cormier
Back to square 1.
S.H.I.T.
We won't be scorin. We won't be hittin. We won't be partyin.
Donnie really blew this one.
I'm putting the post-game thread up now.
Call my mobile phone if the outcome changes. I'll wake up; I'm just under the table drinking out of the vodka bottle.
I HATE DARREN FORD,SUCKER WHO MADE THE AGUILAS LOSE A FEW GAMES!
PGT up (even though the ninth inning is still in progress)
That ending sucked.
It sucked because I wasn't able to enjoy a win. And win is all we want from the Parking Lot Attendant.
That and a Major League payroll. Hey, Cuban, you hear that?
Mark Cuban made him money by selling his sit-com company, broadcast.com at the height of.the bubble.
A real Pittsburgh kid, made good.
I can respect that. No distractions.
Now to get us out of this quagmire. The. Commissioner of the great All-Star tie can force the issue.
Then we get the Dot Com era. The Grocery Bagger will tell me that the Dot Com era will end poorly.
He is an ungrateful prick that knows nothing.
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