Tuesday, May 17, 2011

Game 43 Thread: May 17 vs. Brewers, 7p

Hiroki Kuroda (4-3, 3.21) vs. Randy Wolf (3-3, 4.11).

The Dodgers are so bad we're running out of ways to write about their weak-ass shit. They've scored two runs in their past three games. Yet...tonight they might actually have a shot at scoring more than one run. Old friend Randy Wolf was rocked by the Padres in his last start, giving up five earned runs in 3.1 innings. Am I right, or am I just blowing smoke up Eeyore ass?

Sax's note: Gluttons, meet punishment. SoSG Alex Cora and I are back at it tonight, both on field level, third base side (in separate seating areas; after last night's french fry territory debacle, we opted to bring our respective spouses and sit with them instead. BECAUSE THEY SHARE, AC). At least we'll score some bobbleheads.

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Fred's Brim said...

200

Fred's Brim said...

DAMMIT

Paul said...

NiƱo Neeebs has to be conflicted. Mitre pitching.

Josh S. said...

Voice of Optimus Prime Peter Cullen was the play-by-play announcer for L.A.'s pro polo team, the Colts (later Stars).

Fred's Brim said...

Craig Counsel was a Dodger? I must be repressing that

Paul said...

Who was the voice of Jazz?

Orel said...

Counsell always killed us. Even when he played for us.

Fred's Brim said...

@Josh - very interesting. Why would you change your team name?

Orel said...

Karl Malone.

Fred's Brim said...

I think it was Ella Fitzgerald actually

Paul said...

Come on Heeeeerokeeeee Kurrrrrrroooooda!

Fred's Brim said...

Why didn't the Constructicons stay as Devastator the whole time?

Paul said...

Cause they had to dig up dirt.

Fred's Brim said...

Me Grimlock not nice dino

Orel said...

KKKKKKK

Paul said...

Grimlock had a learning disability.

Fred's Brim said...

Adam Archuletta? This NFL lockout has hit him hard!

Mr. LA Sports Czar said...

Perez Hilton has lost a lot of weight.

Paul said...

The insecticons transformed into giant bugs right? Not actual big size.

karina said...

@Fred's Brim what's up with my dearest Ella and Dodgers baseball?

Paul said...

I love Ellla Ella Ella.

Sorry Matty.

Mr. LA Sports Czar said...

Fuck you, Aaron Miles.

MR.F said...

Greedy bastard!

Orel said...

A Conflicting Edits error! What is this, the playoffs?

Fred's Brim said...

Vin dropping references to terrible Vince Vaughn movies now

Fred's Brim said...

@karina, she was the voice of Jazz

Orel said...

Or, as they're known, Vince Vaughn movies.

karina said...

@Paul "great minds think alike".This morning I listened to "Ella sings the Cole Porter song book" aka pure genius <3

karina said...

hit something well, Bison, please!

Josh S. said...

I had a pretty good view of Miles on that. You could see him almost stop to think about going to second. I knew he'd be dead on arrival.

Not actually dead. Sorry to get your hopes up, MLASC.

Paul said...

Well we are winning and still suck.

Josh S. said...

First we crack the shell,
then we crack the nuts inside!

Mr. LA Sports Czar said...

KILL HIM WITH YOUR HEAT VISION, JOSH

Paul said...

Think I will listen to Ella and put these sconis on mute.

Paul said...

Uribe pulled his stomach! Crap.

Paul said...

Hope Hart doesn't club one and make us feel like Jokers.

Josh S. said...

My bro-in-law just called Ricky Weeks "Wiki Leaks." I LOLed.

Orel said...

I would have liked to have sat in on the casting sessions for these MGD commercials.

Fred's Brim said...

Now we are onto GI Joe. From what I can tell with the sound off, it seems that Cobra Commander is managing a rock band of some kind. Tamox and Xomat are involved as well.

Mr. LA Sports Czar said...

Rocking is half the battle.

Paul said...

Starscream and CC same voice no?

Spank said...

@ karina 8:42pm

Booooooooooooooooo!

(cries)

Paul said...

I never found the action figure version of Destro very intimidating.

Fred's Brim said...

*claps for Hiro*

Paul said...

One out away from a Koufax QS.

Fred's Brim said...

@Paul it was hard keeping the chrome polished

Orel said...

A's 14
Angels 0
bot 6

Orel said...

Great work, Kuroda-san!

Josh S. said...

COLD SLITHER YOU'LL BE JOINING US SOON,
A BAND OF VIPERS, PLAYING OUR TUNE!

karina said...

Kuroda needs a standing ovation

Fred's Brim said...

*drools and falls to knees*

Josh S. said...

Come on, K'Jan!

Fred's Brim said...

walking the tying run never goes wrong, does it?

Paul said...

Moogie don't be a hero.

Paul said...

Of course this would be the time to implode Jansen.

Fred's Brim said...

How can a 2-run game last three+ hours?

Fred's Brim said...

nice comeback, KJ

Orel said...

KJ wriggles off the hook!

Fred's Brim said...

So Padilla in the 9th with no bailout?

Paul said...

Play Possum Kingdom for Padilla!

Orel said...

Probably.

karina said...

here it comes the insurance run :)

Orel said...

Vin says Guerrier in the ninth.

Josh S. said...

Reporting in: I accidentally maimed a peanut vendor with my heat vision. He stepped into it when I was aiming for Miles.

Fred's Brim said...

JERRY JERRY JERRY!

Orel said...

Insurance, brought to you by Jerry Sands!

Josh S. said...

Jerry chants are fun.

MR.F said...

SANDS!!!!

Paul said...

Refer the vendor to Mr. C aka Dr. Feelgood.

Mr. LA Sports Czar said...

@Josh - That's not good.

Paul said...

Braun is shocked!

Paul said...

Padilla said it was too cold. He couldn't get the sweat going.

Spank said...

Goodnight ,y'all.

(cries)

Fred's Brim said...

wow - shut down!

Fred's Brim said...

winning is so much better than losing

Fred's Brim said...

gnite everybody

Paul said...

Fuck the Giants!!

Paul said...

@FB

And winning is half the battle.

karen said...

I feel the HATE starting to pulsate through my veins...the gnats must be close by.

karina said...

we make party!

Orel said...

PGTUP!

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