Hiroki Kuroda (4-3, 3.21) vs. Randy Wolf (3-3, 4.11).
The Dodgers are so bad we're running out of ways to write about their weak-ass shit. They've scored two runs in their past three games. Yet...tonight they might actually have a shot at scoring more than one run. 
Old friend Randy Wolf was rocked by the Padres in his last start, giving up five earned runs in 3.1 innings. Am I right, or am I just blowing smoke up Eeyore ass?
Sax's note: Gluttons, meet punishment. SoSG Alex Cora and I are back at it tonight, both on field level, third base side (in separate seating areas; after last night's french fry territory debacle, we opted to bring our respective spouses and sit with them instead. BECAUSE THEY SHARE, AC). At least we'll score some bobbleheads.
274 comments:
«Oldest ‹Older 201 – 274 of 274Who was the voice of Jazz?
Counsell always killed us. Even when he played for us.
@Josh - very interesting. Why would you change your team name?
Karl Malone.
I think it was Ella Fitzgerald actually
Come on Heeeeerokeeeee Kurrrrrrroooooda!
Why didn't the Constructicons stay as Devastator the whole time?
Cause they had to dig up dirt.
Me Grimlock not nice dino
Grimlock had a learning disability.
Adam Archuletta? This NFL lockout has hit him hard!
Perez Hilton has lost a lot of weight.
The insecticons transformed into giant bugs right? Not actual big size.
@Fred's Brim what's up with my dearest Ella and Dodgers baseball?
I love Ellla Ella Ella.
Sorry Matty.
Fuck you, Aaron Miles.
Greedy bastard!
A Conflicting Edits error! What is this, the playoffs?
Vin dropping references to terrible Vince Vaughn movies now
@karina, she was the voice of Jazz
Or, as they're known, Vince Vaughn movies.
@Paul "great minds think alike".This morning I listened to "Ella sings the Cole Porter song book" aka pure genius <3
hit something well, Bison, please!
I had a pretty good view of Miles on that. You could see him almost stop to think about going to second. I knew he'd be dead on arrival.
Not actually dead. Sorry to get your hopes up, MLASC.
Well we are winning and still suck.
First we crack the shell,
then we crack the nuts inside!
Think I will listen to Ella and put these sconis on mute.
Uribe pulled his stomach! Crap.
Hope Hart doesn't club one and make us feel like Jokers.
My bro-in-law just called Ricky Weeks "Wiki Leaks." I LOLed.
I would have liked to have sat in on the casting sessions for these MGD commercials.
Now we are onto GI Joe. From what I can tell with the sound off, it seems that Cobra Commander is managing a rock band of some kind. Tamox and Xomat are involved as well.
Rocking is half the battle.
Starscream and CC same voice no?
@ karina 8:42pm
Booooooooooooooooo!
(cries)
I never found the action figure version of Destro very intimidating.
*claps for Hiro*
One out away from a Koufax QS.
@Paul it was hard keeping the chrome polished
A's 14
Angels 0
bot 6
Great work, Kuroda-san!
COLD SLITHER YOU'LL BE JOINING US SOON,
A BAND OF VIPERS, PLAYING OUR TUNE!
Kuroda needs a standing ovation
*drools and falls to knees*
Come on, K'Jan!
walking the tying run never goes wrong, does it?
Moogie don't be a hero.
Of course this would be the time to implode Jansen.
How can a 2-run game last three+ hours?
nice comeback, KJ
KJ wriggles off the hook!
So Padilla in the 9th with no bailout?
Play Possum Kingdom for Padilla!
Probably.
here it comes the insurance run :)
Vin says Guerrier in the ninth.
Reporting in: I accidentally maimed a peanut vendor with my heat vision. He stepped into it when I was aiming for Miles.
JERRY JERRY JERRY!
Insurance, brought to you by Jerry Sands!
Jerry chants are fun.
SANDS!!!!
Refer the vendor to Mr. C aka Dr. Feelgood.
@Josh - That's not good.
Braun is shocked!
Padilla said it was too cold. He couldn't get the sweat going.
Goodnight ,y'all.
(cries)
wow - shut down!
winning is so much better than losing
gnite everybody
Fuck the Giants!!
@FB
And winning is half the battle.
I feel the HATE starting to pulsate through my veins...the gnats must be close by.
we make party!
PGTUP!
Post a Comment