Monday, June 21, 2010

Why Content Has Been Light Today

Aside from getting our asses handed to us by the J.D. Drews this weekend, we've been sitting on this information all weekend long. Finally, today, we can mourn publicly:

Amanda Bynes has retired from acting.

LOS ANGELES, Calif. -- Amanda Bynes is done acting, the 24-year-old star announced on Twitter.

"Being an actress isn't as fun as it may seem," she tweeted from her verified account. "If I don't love something anymore I stop doing it. I don't love acting anymore so I've stopped doing it."

However, she admitted that she's a little young to call it quits already.

"I know 24 is a young age to retire but you heard it here first," she tweeted. "I've #retired."

We're #shellshocked. Forgive the lack of posts today, please.

20 comments:

Paul said...

Who is she? She looks like a good actress.

Paul said...

I'm baaaack. Two week nightmare over. Trial won. Details boring. Drinks had. Bar #3 but I am exhausted and will tap out soon to relax to some simpe Sam Cooke.

(Drops bags). What have you guys done to the place? It smells like Gleek died in here.

Fred's Brim said...

You should have seen what Gleek was doing before he died!

Fred's Brim said...

And congrats on the win. The drinks sound well-earned

Fred's Brim said...

I am watching 1955 World Series Highlights that MLB Network shows late at night and I have noticed a couple of things:

Adrian Beltre didn't exactly invent that swing-from-your-knee thing. Roy Campanella has done that a few times in these highlights

Stephen Root could play Walter O'Malley in a movie

Paul said...

Thanks FB

I knew Gleek's obsession with autoerotic asphyxiation would do him in.

Krusty Baker said...

Weren't Gleek and Michael Hutchence an item at one time?

Paul said...

Gleek lived life on the edge but that heroin habit really was tough to watch. He kept turning into a syringe.

Paul said...

I guess he would have Zan turn into the needle but I digress.

Paul said...

D bags beating the Yawkes. Ha ha ha.

rbnlaw said...

On the other hand, Amanda Bynes is really cute.

Mr. Customer said...

@rbn

Too soon for a lifetime achievement Oscar?

Krusty Baker said...

Dbags crushing Yank-mes.

Mr. Customer said...

@dusty

I'm relieved to know the universe retains a sense of humour.

Paul said...

I heard the only way to get tickets to the Yankees game tonight was purchasing a Karim Garcia jersey.

Mr. Customer said...

A Faustian bargain, to be sure.

Steve Sax said...

Re autoerotic asphyxiation: Gleek always looked a little blue in the face. Now we know why.

MR. F said...

Gleek?

Spanky said...

What the heck is going on with this website.I come here for sports and all I get are half-nekkid ladies. It's like I died and gone to heaven.

Neeebs said...

I use to watch the Amanda Bynes show with my daughter. I feel like Aqualung looking at that photo. Hankie?