Random rantings and ravings about the Los Angeles Dodgers, written by a small consortium of rabid Dodger fans. With occasional comments on baseball, entertainment, pop culture, and life in general.
Chad Billingsley (6-4, 4.34) vs. Barry Zito (7-4, 3.45).
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COMMENTS: How am I supposed to write a GT after last night's crapfest? And we're playing the Giants? In SF? With Bills coming off the DL and Zito having a comeback year? Really, just shoot me.
4/3 vs. SF (W, 5-4): Sax
4/15 vs. WSH (L, 4-6): Dusty, Orel, Sax
348 comments:
«Oldest ‹Older 201 – 348 of 348my god, this is almost as painful as last night
Erin, balls hit right at you are the hardest ones to judge.
Plus Dre is a terrible outfielder so dont expect much from him.
He did and he would have had an easy double
play.
Well, that was a big play.
Holy shit, Rowand stays at third on that.
PANDAFAIL!
Nice to see that happen to someone else. Now leers not fuck up the gift.
Wow.
that was an amazing, amazing piece of luck that Sandoval is so incredibly lame.
Wow.
I feel that I should take some credit for that.
we still need the third out, or this is all for naught
^let's
That was a strike! Maybe.
first pitch looked pretty strikey to me.
Mr. C.
I thought your new nickname for Jeff was Leers.
bengie just fouled off a pitch that probably would have hit him.
Yee
Haw
Excellent defense. Wow. Did not expect the inning to go that way.
Casey could have shaved his beard and still had time to throw Molina out.
THANK YOU FOR BEING SO FAT/OLD/SLOW!!!
That Mr. Opportunity guy needs a panda hat.
And then I want to punch him in the nads.
@Paul
Just lazy ipad spelling, but it does seem oddly appropriate. I'm sticking with Shaggy, though.
It's commercials like that which make it hard to believe how ultra-conservative Carl Karcher was.
We need to score some fuckin runs.
Well god damn I finally caught up.
I can't believe Karina got so salty. Times really is hard.
Please Manny hit a jack we need the mo.
ManRam is en fuego.
"Man oh Manny!" - MDIL
Time for Belly2 to flash some of that pop he's been saving.
I'm extremely disappointed in Loney Fan, BTW.
Single works if little manny can hit it with his eyes closed.
Rox up 8-6 over Pod Rays in the 7th.
The fans there no that, no matter what happens in the inning, they still cannot "Beat LA?"
*know
"Have you notice that Broxton can't pitch against those good teams?" -MDIL
She is salty tonight, too.
Beard better make them pay for that pathetic attempt at a double play.
BEARDORAMA!!!!!!!
BLAKE!!!
I FUCKING CALLED IT
B E A R D ! ! ! ! !
Way to go Beard Mode!!!
Beard!!!!!!!
FUCK YOU SAN FRANCISCO AND ESPECIALLY YOU BRIAN WILSON!!!! JUST FUCK YOU!!!!
IN BEARD WE TRUST!!!
I called it in my mind.
I didn't mean to post my exclamation twice, but it works, so I'm leaving it.
Wow that was big.
OK, so I broke my vow.
And two pitches later, Beard hits it out.
I thought Beard's ball was going to go right into that stupid giant glove in CF.
I knew that would lure you out, Josh!
I was honestly just checking the score because Gameday has been wonky, but Casey did me a solid.
Now all we have to do is put Sherrill in to set up Broxton the next inning and walk away with the wi.....oh.
That would have been an excellent strategy, Dusty.
If it were 2009.
56% of texters believe James Loney is the Dodgers player of the year.
DAMN SKIPPY
Not a good start.
Uh oh. Maybe I should turn it off again.
@Sax
Do you disagree with the James Loney vote?
What do others think?
ANOTHER DP
Woo, glad I didn't.
James Loney bitch.
Now you can turn it on again, Josh.
#DP
I thought the text poll was only for the month of June.
Thats the best DP ive seen this side of San Fernando Valley.
Be sure not to turn the TV on and off again too quickly though, Josh. It could screw up the picture tube.
I swear to god, if the Dodgers blow this game on the eve of my damn birthday...
well, there's not a whole lot I can do, but I certainly won't be happy about it.
I opened a DP (Dr Pepper) at the exact moment we got that DP. Coincidence?
Is Johnson on the text poll?
Picture...tube?
Belly hit the mitt in the middle.
@Paul - There's something wrong if you're seeing a Johnson on the poll.
Sorry Freddy, that was the last bat.
What's with the influx of Loney-started double plays lately?
Not that I mind.
DP's are awesome when you are not the ones hitting in to them.
Loney's the only dude in that KCAL commercial that isn't having some kind of issue this week.
If we score 12 in this inning I will feel good about our chances.
Mota's in? He will mow us down.
Oh, I want to go to the ballgame and have some Ghirardelli chocolates. Maybe some caramel drizzled on straberries.
#SissyBallpark
Day game Wednesday?
That will help me stick to my vow (which I have now changed to "I won't watch a full game for a week.").
I love that the LA symbol is bigger than the SF symbol on their sad beat LA t shirts.
True dialogue:
MDIL: It's kinda weird seeing Mota in a Giants uniform, isn't it?
Dusty: It's GOOD.
MDIL: Why?
Dusty: Because he sucks. He fuckin' sucks. He fuckin' blows.
MDIL: I feel sorry for him.
Dusty: Don't fuckin' feel sorry him! What have I said about feeling sorry for people?
Mota Depodesta doesn't want to trade you now.
The giants cant actually beat LA, but they can screen a shirt like nobodies business.
Enuff Huff.
I think Huff dropped his AARP card on that catch.
I hate budwieser.
I'm cHuffed.
On a random note, I love when the ump wears the full Enrico Polazzo coat.
we better get that pitch in the bottom half of the inning, Blue.
Also I think I hate "Be LA" more than "Beat LA."
Kuo six guns up?
Kuoser.
Huff's MedicAlert bracelet went off there.
Someone should make a shirt with Sandoughvals face on it that says "Eat L.A."
Kuo to Kuo-se!
5 DPs in one night?
Let's keep this score at the status-kuo.
"I've fallen and I can't get up!" - Aubrey Huff
Johnson hanging to the left now.
hopefully that catch hurt Huff enough to affect his at bat.
Looks like it.
Matt, you're benched until you figure out your problems. Now, get in there and play center.
^ I taunted karma with Huff up at the plate, but looks like my little gamble paid off.
I'm surprised Torre isn't going to Broxton.
"5 DPs in one night?"
Jenna Jameson is blushing.
Ummmmm throw strikes.
Mariano would have gotten some of those pitches.
Kuo just setting it up for one last DP.
I hope Rowand finally gets to poop one of these days.
I think they're chanting "D-F-A."
Ooh. I think he just did.
Rowand said a bad word.
Yeah we can get the DP record here.
Weird. I had dodgers.com open in another tab and the live look-in started. It was ahead of KCAL.
No don't do this.
Kuo needs this out. Ultimate Posey's on deck.
well, that sucks.
Still possible to get that record-breaking DP.
Nope.
Nope.
Nope.
Nope.
Nope.
Posey can beat us.
How Cruel.
Surely Kuo can strike out this child now at the plate.
That was a fucking strike!
Where did that miss?
Ump is not picking up Kuo pitch that comes across right to left.
Quick someone get Lou Seal to bite off busters hand
Here comes Posey with the walkoff HR.
What do you expect, Nic? He's half-machine! HE'S A MONSTER!!!
IM A MONSTER!!!!!
SIDDOWN, MOTHERBOY!
K!
Nice!!! One more out.
WE MAKE PARTY!!!
Holy shit, how did Posey swing at that?
Here comes Renteria with a walkoff HR.
WIN!
YESSSSSSSSS!!!!!!!!!
YAAAAYYYYYYY
Thank god.
We make party!!!!!!
I would say Buster came up naked on that pitch but he is clearly a nevernude.
That was a Kuose one.
@Nic - He made a huge mistake.
Man you all. I am glad we won and glad I have this dysfunctional support group.
Seriously, Like the guy in the $36,000 suit is going to swing at a bad pitch.
COME ON!
Nic, MLASF - You guys going to do a littl recon over at MCovey Chronicles?
I think i might, id like to find the point where blake hit the HR.
Buster thought it was the other Lucille-I mean Kuo, he thought it was the other Kuo.
Post-Game Beard Thread up.
I think Furcal put a pizza on second base in the 7th to lure the panda.
that little GIF of Lou Seal Kicking JMart is hilarious.
Paul sez,
"...glad I have this dysfunctional support group."
There is no way if reading that sentence that is not factually accurate.
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