Monday, June 28, 2010

Game 76 Thread: June 28 @ Giants, 7p

Chad Billingsley (6-4, 4.34) vs. Barry Zito (7-4, 3.45).

COMMENTS: How am I supposed to write a GT after last night's crapfest? And we're playing the Giants? In SF? With Bills coming off the DL and Zito having a comeback year? Really, just shoot me.

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Mr. LA Sports Fan said...

That wasn't good. Fucking panda.

Erin said...

Hey guys. Am I crazy, or did Ethier have a chance at that one, but just stood there and let it come to him?

Paul said...

What the fuck. We find new ways to fuck up.

Mr. LA Sports Fan said...

Hey Erin. I thought so too. Looked like he had a chance at least. Need a replay of that one.

Steve Sax said...

my god, this is almost as painful as last night

NicJ said...

Erin, balls hit right at you are the hardest ones to judge.

Plus Dre is a terrible outfielder so dont expect much from him.

Paul said...

He did and he would have had an easy double
play.

Erin said...

Well, that was a big play.

Mr. LA Sports Fan said...

Holy shit, Rowand stays at third on that.

NicJ said...

PANDAFAIL!

Mr. Customer said...

Nice to see that happen to someone else. Now leers not fuck up the gift.

Paul said...

Wow.

Steve Sax said...

that was an amazing, amazing piece of luck that Sandoval is so incredibly lame.

Wow.

Mr. LA Sports Fan said...

I feel that I should take some credit for that.

Steve Sax said...

we still need the third out, or this is all for naught

Mr. Customer said...

^let's

Paul said...

That was a strike! Maybe.

NicJ said...

first pitch looked pretty strikey to me.

Paul said...

Mr. C.

I thought your new nickname for Jeff was Leers.

NicJ said...

bengie just fouled off a pitch that probably would have hit him.

Steve Sax said...

Yee

Haw

Erin said...

Excellent defense. Wow. Did not expect the inning to go that way.

Mr. Customer said...

WHOO FUCKING HOO!

Mr. LA Sports Fan said...

Casey could have shaved his beard and still had time to throw Molina out.

NicJ said...

THANK YOU FOR BEING SO FAT/OLD/SLOW!!!

Steve Sax said...

That Mr. Opportunity guy needs a panda hat.

And then I want to punch him in the nads.

Mr. Customer said...

@Paul

Just lazy ipad spelling, but it does seem oddly appropriate. I'm sticking with Shaggy, though.

Mr. LA Sports Fan said...

It's commercials like that which make it hard to believe how ultra-conservative Carl Karcher was.

Paul said...

We need to score some fuckin runs.

Dusty Baker said...

Well god damn I finally caught up.

Dusty Baker said...

I can't believe Karina got so salty. Times really is hard.

Paul said...

Please Manny hit a jack we need the mo.

Dusty Baker said...

ManRam is en fuego.

Dusty Baker said...

"Man oh Manny!" - MDIL

Mr. LA Sports Fan said...

Time for Belly2 to flash some of that pop he's been saving.

Dusty Baker said...

I'm extremely disappointed in Loney Fan, BTW.

Paul said...

Single works if little manny can hit it with his eyes closed.

Dusty Baker said...

Rox up 8-6 over Pod Rays in the 7th.

Mr. LA Sports Fan said...

The fans there no that, no matter what happens in the inning, they still cannot "Beat LA?"

Mr. LA Sports Fan said...

*know

Dusty Baker said...

"Have you notice that Broxton can't pitch against those good teams?" -MDIL

She is salty tonight, too.

Mr. LA Sports Fan said...

Beard better make them pay for that pathetic attempt at a double play.

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Mr. Customer said...

BEARDORAMA!!!!!!!

Erin said...

BLAKE!!!

Mr. LA Sports Fan said...

I FUCKING CALLED IT

Steve Sax said...

B E A R D ! ! ! ! !

Steve Sax said...

Way to go Beard Mode!!!

Paul said...

Beard!!!!!!!

Dusty Baker said...

FUCK YOU SAN FRANCISCO AND ESPECIALLY YOU BRIAN WILSON!!!! JUST FUCK YOU!!!!

IN BEARD WE TRUST!!!

Erin said...

I called it in my mind.

I didn't mean to post my exclamation twice, but it works, so I'm leaving it.

Steve Sax said...

Wow that was big.

Josh S. said...

OK, so I broke my vow.

And two pitches later, Beard hits it out.

Dusty Baker said...

I thought Beard's ball was going to go right into that stupid giant glove in CF.

Dusty Baker said...

I knew that would lure you out, Josh!

Josh S. said...

I was honestly just checking the score because Gameday has been wonky, but Casey did me a solid.

Dusty Baker said...

Now all we have to do is put Sherrill in to set up Broxton the next inning and walk away with the wi.....oh.

Mr. LA Sports Fan said...

That would have been an excellent strategy, Dusty.

If it were 2009.

Steve Sax said...

56% of texters believe James Loney is the Dodgers player of the year.

DAMN SKIPPY

Paul said...

Not a good start.

Josh S. said...

Uh oh. Maybe I should turn it off again.

Dusty Baker said...

@Sax

Do you disagree with the James Loney vote?

What do others think?

Mr. LA Sports Fan said...

ANOTHER DP

Josh S. said...

Woo, glad I didn't.

Paul said...

James Loney bitch.

Dusty Baker said...

Now you can turn it on again, Josh.

#DP

Erin said...

I thought the text poll was only for the month of June.

NicJ said...

Thats the best DP ive seen this side of San Fernando Valley.

Dusty Baker said...

Be sure not to turn the TV on and off again too quickly though, Josh. It could screw up the picture tube.

Erin said...

I swear to god, if the Dodgers blow this game on the eve of my damn birthday...

well, there's not a whole lot I can do, but I certainly won't be happy about it.

Dusty Baker said...

I opened a DP (Dr Pepper) at the exact moment we got that DP. Coincidence?

Paul said...

Is Johnson on the text poll?

Josh S. said...

Picture...tube?

Paul said...

Belly hit the mitt in the middle.

Mr. LA Sports Fan said...

@Paul - There's something wrong if you're seeing a Johnson on the poll.

Josh S. said...

Sorry Freddy, that was the last bat.

Josh S. said...

What's with the influx of Loney-started double plays lately?

Not that I mind.

NicJ said...

DP's are awesome when you are not the ones hitting in to them.

Josh S. said...

Loney's the only dude in that KCAL commercial that isn't having some kind of issue this week.

Paul said...

If we score 12 in this inning I will feel good about our chances.

Mr. LA Sports Fan said...

Mota's in? He will mow us down.

Dusty Baker said...

Oh, I want to go to the ballgame and have some Ghirardelli chocolates. Maybe some caramel drizzled on straberries.

#SissyBallpark

Josh S. said...

Day game Wednesday?

That will help me stick to my vow (which I have now changed to "I won't watch a full game for a week.").

Paul said...

I love that the LA symbol is bigger than the SF symbol on their sad beat LA t shirts.

Dusty Baker said...

True dialogue:

MDIL: It's kinda weird seeing Mota in a Giants uniform, isn't it?

Dusty: It's GOOD.

MDIL: Why?

Dusty: Because he sucks. He fuckin' sucks. He fuckin' blows.

MDIL: I feel sorry for him.

Dusty: Don't fuckin' feel sorry him! What have I said about feeling sorry for people?

Paul said...

Mota Depodesta doesn't want to trade you now.

NicJ said...

The giants cant actually beat LA, but they can screen a shirt like nobodies business.

Mr. LA Sports Fan said...

Fucking Huff.

Josh S. said...

Enuff Huff.

NicJ said...

I think Huff dropped his AARP card on that catch.

Paul said...

I hate budwieser.

Dusty Baker said...

I'm cHuffed.

Josh S. said...

On a random note, I love when the ump wears the full Enrico Polazzo coat.

NicJ said...

we better get that pitch in the bottom half of the inning, Blue.

Josh S. said...

Also I think I hate "Be LA" more than "Beat LA."

Paul said...

Kuo six guns up?

NicJ said...

Kuoser.

Josh S. said...

Huff's MedicAlert bracelet went off there.

NicJ said...

Someone should make a shirt with Sandoughvals face on it that says "Eat L.A."

Jon said...

Kuo to Kuo-se!

Dusty Baker said...

5 DPs in one night?

Mr. LA Sports Fan said...

Let's keep this score at the status-kuo.

Dusty Baker said...

"I've fallen and I can't get up!" - Aubrey Huff

Paul said...

Johnson hanging to the left now.

NicJ said...

hopefully that catch hurt Huff enough to affect his at bat.

Looks like it.

Josh S. said...

Matt, you're benched until you figure out your problems. Now, get in there and play center.

Dusty Baker said...

^ I taunted karma with Huff up at the plate, but looks like my little gamble paid off.

Steve Sax said...

I'm surprised Torre isn't going to Broxton.

NicJ said...

"5 DPs in one night?"

Jenna Jameson is blushing.

Paul said...

Ummmmm throw strikes.

Mr. LA Sports Fan said...

Mariano would have gotten some of those pitches.

NicJ said...

Kuo just setting it up for one last DP.

Josh S. said...

I hope Rowand finally gets to poop one of these days.

Mr. LA Sports Fan said...

I think they're chanting "D-F-A."

Josh S. said...

Ooh. I think he just did.

Paul said...

Better.

Dusty Baker said...

Rowand said a bad word.

Dusty Baker said...

Yeah we can get the DP record here.

Josh S. said...

Weird. I had dodgers.com open in another tab and the live look-in started. It was ahead of KCAL.

Paul said...

No don't do this.

Mr. LA Sports Fan said...

Kuo needs this out. Ultimate Posey's on deck.

NicJ said...

well, that sucks.

Mr. LA Sports Fan said...

Aw fuck. This is never easy.

Erin said...

Still possible to get that record-breaking DP.

Josh S. said...

Nope.

Nope.

Nope.

Nope.

Nope.

NicJ said...

Posey can beat us.

How Cruel.

Dusty Baker said...

Surely Kuo can strike out this child now at the plate.

Dusty Baker said...

That was a fucking strike!

Paul said...

Fuck ump.

Josh S. said...

Where did that miss?

Dusty Baker said...

Ump is not picking up Kuo pitch that comes across right to left.

NicJ said...

Quick someone get Lou Seal to bite off busters hand

Steve Sax said...

Here comes Posey with the walkoff HR.

Mr. LA Sports Fan said...

What do you expect, Nic? He's half-machine! HE'S A MONSTER!!!

NicJ said...

IM A MONSTER!!!!!

Josh S. said...

SIDDOWN, MOTHERBOY!

Mr. Customer said...

K!

Paul said...

Nice!!! One more out.

Mr. LA Sports Fan said...

WE MAKE PARTY!!!

Steve Sax said...

Holy shit, how did Posey swing at that?

Here comes Renteria with a walkoff HR.

Mr. Customer said...

WIN!

Josh S. said...

YESSSSSSSSS!!!!!!!!!

MR. F said...

YAAAAYYYYYYY

Erin said...

Thank god.

Paul said...

We make party!!!!!!

NicJ said...

I would say Buster came up naked on that pitch but he is clearly a nevernude.

Dusty Baker said...

That was a Kuose one.

Mr. LA Sports Fan said...

@Nic - He made a huge mistake.

Paul said...

Man you all. I am glad we won and glad I have this dysfunctional support group.

NicJ said...

Seriously, Like the guy in the $36,000 suit is going to swing at a bad pitch.

COME ON!

Dusty Baker said...

Nic, MLASF - You guys going to do a littl recon over at MCovey Chronicles?

NicJ said...

I think i might, id like to find the point where blake hit the HR.

Mr. LA Sports Fan said...

Buster thought it was the other Lucille-I mean Kuo, he thought it was the other Kuo.

Steve Sax said...

Post-Game Beard Thread up.

Paul said...

I think Furcal put a pizza on second base in the 7th to lure the panda.

NicJ said...

that little GIF of Lou Seal Kicking JMart is hilarious.

Mr. Customer said...

Paul sez,

"...glad I have this dysfunctional support group."

There is no way if reading that sentence that is not factually accurate.

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