Clayton Kershaw (7-3, 2.96) vs. Ervin Santana (6-5, 3.91).
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COMMENTS: Quick, somebody activate the Shpuntsignal! The Dodgers are critically low on V ENERGY, as evidenced by their four consecutive losses. Since the organization can no longer afford Vladimir Shpunt's services, it's up to us fans to channel all our positive energy for that fabled 10 to 15 percent increase in performance. Everybody concentrate now!
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«Oldest ‹Older 201 – 290 of 290cmon Belli!
Get Kendrick out like France in South Africa.
or do that.
fudge
Well fuck me in the armpit.
Belisario, you let Minotaur down.
Nice of Belisario to come in and surrender the lead in the blink of an eye.
sorry clayton, but you have no one to blame but yourself tonight.
This sucks, by the way.
June gloom is in full effect.
That's pretty funny that you were posting in the wrong thread, Sax. It's been that kind of day for me, too.
Speaking of that thread, Josh-
Did I screw up my grammar correction? I was in a meeting and posting on my iPhone, so may have read something wrong. I was questioning the email's use of "less" instead of "fewer" and still call them out on it. Were you saying the email was actually right since it referred to time (an exception to the rule that many including myself don't acknowledge)?
64 oz of St Ides would surely sort it all out.
Get him out bite him or something
shouldnt GA know how to play this stadium?
the "Dodgers suck" chant begins
can't argue there
Unfuckingbelievable
Didn't GAARP play in that outfield a while back?
He looked lost.
And, fuck me in the armpit.
WHAT THE FUCK JUST HAPPENED THERE, BELISARIO YOU PIECE OF CRAP?
AND SOMEONE TELL ME WHY GARRET ANDERSON CAN'T BEND AT THE KNEES TO PICK UP THAT BALL IN LEFT FIELD
why am i still watching this.
I need to take a break from baseball until interleague ends.
FUCKING ASSBALLS.
WHY HASN'T TORRE PUT JOHNSON IN YET? HOW THE HELL IS THAT NOT A PUNISHMENT?
We suck. =(
@Krusty 9:25p: your catch of "less" vs. "fewer" is spot-on. We're posting on it tomorrow at 6a....
Forget the 64oz. I need hard drugs now
Its only a three run lead, we should be able to make that up by thursday.
@KB: You didn't close your quotes.
I say it's Padilla. He's fucking Schleprock for this team.
I'mma drive over there and slap you with a silk glove for that, Josh.
i want to go back to May.
something good has to happen for us at some point, right?
right?!
if its any consolation i highly doubt the angels will be winning the world series this year either.
toss him out blue, he is showing you up!!
That is some consolation, Nic.
Also:
LAKERS!!!!!
Also:
France!!!!!
GAARP, don't help him. He wont get another call
@DB, France especially.
I hate Garret Anderson, even with that leadoff single
Gaarp gets a hit with the bases empty
That's not enouh GAARP You have much to make up for
@Dusty
"France!!!!!"
*giggle*
Soothes the pain.
make this bum throw strikes
I love my beer.
Give Rodney no respect.
Frandsen with the EEEEE. Curse of Henry's Hand.
Hey, the tying run is at the plate!! We can still get back in this! There's still a chance!
(breaks down and starts crying)
Dare I say: Bison Mode...enga...naw, not yet. He's gotta earn it.
let me say this now, two men on and none out is going to be a dicktease
kemp 0-2 count, with men on first and second and rihanna nowhere to be found
my god, this 64oz OE makes me salty.
Oh you've got to be kidding me.
nope, kemp still utterly disappointing.
yep, that was about as bad a situation as Kemp could have done. GIDP.
Matty's gotta run harder than that
Where's my ball-peen hammer?
Where have all the Bison gone?
I'm having trouble ascertaining whether my beer is cold. Too bad it doesn't come with that turn blue technology that Coors Light has.
How come GA can't get in a collision and break his hip
I can't wait to play the Jints next week.
QUIT HITTING IT TO WHERE THEY FUCKING ARE!!!
FUCK THIS SEASON.
"speared by Toriiii Hunter"
of course it is
dammit.
Sax @ 9:39 said "let me say this now, two men on and none out is going to be a dicktease"
Truly prescient words, Sax.
"Well im free....... Free fallin'"
(three games back)
@rbn
I recently discovered not only do the mountains turn blue when it's cold, but the letters turn red when it sucks!
of course Tronny is in
That was really for Krusty, btw.
San diego is going to learn what we learned last year about counting on bullpens to win you games.
Matsui stinking tonight means he will beat us tomorrow or Thursday
So Tron's got the coc-puff power going for him and Belli has giveitupitis?
The world is upside down and my beer is not within reach.
I'm going to MLASF's house and punching a wall.
And Mr.C, I'll turn those mountains blue.
Now it's 11% of you who should be shot for voting for Anderson.
Ugh, Fuentes. He'll mow us down like crab grass.
how is it possible that we suck so bad against the AL? Some of it is matchups, but not all of it. It has to even out at some point. At worst, it should match the NL's overall record vs the AL
And then Fuentes will throw his empty Bud Light tall boy over the back fence in a "moving" tribute to his fallen teammate.
Do
Not
Fucking
Tease
Jermaine.
still no chance(wipes nose)
Um, yay?
I'd hate Kevin Frandsen if I knew who he was.
@Mr C
I instinctively started trying to figure out a pattern in your last post, like it was a puzzle.
I couldn't discern any humping bears, though.
@josh, a former giant.
just draw a walk, manny
FUCK THIS SHIT
this was the game we were supposed to win.
Yay! A guaranteed losing record in interleague play!
Wait, I mean FUCK.
PGT up. (Oh, that stands for Post-Game Thread. You may have missed these lately!)
i may have to go to a bar after this one
@Krusty
Oh, there's a pattern, alright.
0-5 without Furcal.
Vinny said he may be back tomorrow.
Now I know how my girlfriend feels like after having sex with me:
very disappointed :(
Damn that was pretty funny Spanky. Caught me by surprise, then made me laugh out loud.
@Spanky
Maybe you should spank her!
@KB as long as my incompetence brings smiles to the world , it's all good
fuck me in the armpit, once again.
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