Say It Ain't So, Billy

Billy Ashley.

Former Dodger.

.233 lifetime hitter.

Has a Baseball-Reference page that's even cheaper than Delino's.

And now, a REALITY TV STAR in "The Real Househusbands of Hollywood." (For the love of g-d.) It's being described as an answer to "The Real Housewives of New York"... and Quality TV.

How do the husbands of the wealthy and well-to-do women in Hollywood occupy themselves while their wives are out raking it in? We’ll find out this fall on Fox Reality’s new series The Real Househusbands of Hollywood.

I'm all for reality TV giving deserving stars (Flavor Flav, Brigitte Nielsen, both Coreys) a second chance. But Billy... dude... you're playing second fiddle to Jillian Barberie. I would rather see you doing appearances at Red Lobster. And something tells me, so would you.