Monday, July 27, 2009

Caption Contest

Caption what this little girl is saying to Hanley Ramirez while he was on the on-deck circle during yesterday's game:

20 comments:

Wesley Vento said...

"I really was hoping Weaver would have hit you in the head."

berkowit28 said...

"My Daddy said to ask you if you're using steroids."

berkowit28 said...

Or...

"Do you know my friend Shirley in Miami? She texts me about you a lot."

Kyle Baker said...

"Noonan! NNNnnnnnoooonan!!!"

Green Lantern JBJ of Sector 1138 said...

"my dads says you don't hustle enough unless your in the wildcard race and that you'll never have dreads like manny"

koufax said...

this has nothing to do with this caption, did ethier publicly change is no pictures with fans policy? cause i saw him taking pictures with at least 5 different fans before saturdays game and thought it was interesting.

rbnlaw said...

"Why yes, I would be interested in hearing more about the wonderful opportunities Amway offers."

Orel said...

@Koufax: I don't think he made an official announcement, but Andre seems to have mellowed out a bit.

karina said...

"You look cute with dreads"

Erin #2 said...

Hanley: What are you looking at?
The girl: An Ass!

Orel said...

Multiple interpretations on that one, Erin.

Josh S. said...

"You're lucky it was only Weaver. If it was Broxton, you'd have a baseball-sized flaming crater in your shoulder."

Unknown said...

You're killing my roto team with your paltry 15 steals.

Felix Pardalis said...

what's "The Mermaids" and why should I join them?

Erin #2 said...

I bet you knew which one I was going for there Orel! ;)

Mr. LA Sports Czar said...

Mm...I don't know what the Marlins saw in you. Beckett is way cuter.

Ken said...

"Hey Manny, why did you cut your hair and get a tan?"

Ken said...

I got another one


"My dad asked if you to steal 2 more bases and hit a HR so he can win his Head to Head Fantasy Baseball game this week."

Durante said...

"Would you like some Candy little baseball player?"

Anonymous said...

"Hey, down here through the fence, here's 'the stuff' - Ooops, sorry...wrong Ramirez"