Saturday, June 06, 2009

Caption Contest

Caption Joe Torre and the Lakers' Sasha Vujacic before Vujacic threw out the first pitch at last night's game. Here's one to get you started:

"Here, Joe, I brought you some clutch. You might want to save it for the bottom of the ninth."

Vujacic after his pitch.

top photo by Mark J. Terrill/AP; bottom photo by Jon SooHoo/Dodgers


Mr. LA Sports Czar said...

I'm sorry, Joe, but Mr. Kuroda can not make it to tomorrow's game. I figured I could pitch for him instead. Now, do I have to wear a headband?

rbnlaw said...

"I'm not shaking that hand until you cut that hair. You're no Manny."

Jimbo said...

Top Photo:

"Joe, I thought you signed with the Nationals."

Eric Karros said...

Sasha: "Hey Joe, put me in! I'm hitting 24-for-86 in the postseason. That's 0.279! Not bad, right?"

Joe: "If those were your baseball stats, they'd be pretty decent. Too bad they're your basketball stats."

NicJ said...

When i first heard they were going to have a machine pitch the first pitch i thought to myself, "gee times really are tough"