Saturday, June 01, 2013

Post-Game 54 Thread: Dung

ROCKIES 7, DODGERS 6 (10)

I'm pretty sure that "Dung" is past tense for something Dinger did. It also means shit. Which is what most of us felt like after we had this game wrested from us by - wait for it - a crap-tastic bullpen (with all due fairness to J.P. Howell, who was solid). But Gurrier and Belli, we're looking at you.

Speaking of bellies...
What a slob! Giant thighs. Gut hanging out. And Dinger isn't taking care of himself these days, either.

We kid because we cry inside, folks.

Please feel free to use the PGT as your official Sparks vs. Stars GT tonight.

24 comments:

Orel said...

At least the Dodgers had the courtesy to crush our hopes before the All-Star break. Now we can plan vacations for October.

Dusty Baker said...

This season will very soon be out of reach, indeed. Just being realistic.

Orel said...

Fan seriously injured during assault at Wednesday’s Nationals-Orioles game in Baltimore (BLS)

Hideo Nomo said...

I'll never lose hope as long as the West remains mediocre.

Not that this team can do anything in the postseason.

Mrs. Dusty said...

Don't make fun of Jessica Simpsons weight! Mrs. Dusty does not approve.

Mrs. Dusty said...

Sorry...Simpson's.

Dusty Baker said...

Wow, Orel.

In the same spirit of defending most Dodger fans from not being mindless thugs despite the Bryan Stowe incident, I cna say I just went to a game at Camden Yards and had a brilliant time. My friends and I were fully decked out in Dodgers gear, and the local fans couldn't have been more friendly. In fact, we ended up talking to Orioles fans seated around us as much as we watched the game. We all parted with a "Good luck with the season" and a handshake.

Crazy and shitty that this happened at such a great Yard and to a team with overwhelmingly good goods.

Dusty Baker said...

Mrs. Dusty is not a certified apostrophist.

Dusty Baker said...

All is not lost. Gnats lost twice in one day.

Orel said...

Damn, Mrs. Dusty just came in and took care of bidness!

Orel said...

Great story, Dusty. The AL/NL difference had to have helped.

Steve Sax said...

Sparks lose 83-78. I'm done here.

Dusty Baker said...

^ "...good fans." I clearly meant.

Go O's!

MR.F said...

Damn, 27 and 20 from Candace Parker.

Dusty Baker said...

Crackin me up, Mr. F.

MR.F said...

What'd I do?

Dusty Baker said...

@F'man

Reporting on Sparks game.

Good stuff.

Dusty Baker said...

And just being you, Mr. F. Still tha man.

MR.F said...

I'm a fan of women at the top of their field, including your Steffi Grafs, Sheryl Swoopses, and yes, your Candace Parkers.

Steve Sax said...

Fanermanofwoman?

Dusty Baker said...

Right on, Mr. F. I'm not giving you grief.

Many of us are fans of women on top.

Hideo Nomo said...

Oh hey, we're 0-for-June.

Fred's Brim said...

Gnomes, I am with you (@6:59)

Spank said...

Snap! Just saw Mrs.Dusty bitch slap DB on this thread. Good times.