Chad Billingsley (9-9, 4.15) vs. Josh Collmenter (6-6, 3.10)
He's a Collmenter Snake! Look into his eyes! Uh oh; he's been giving up fly (balls) [Collmenter's GB/FB ratio is 0.54, relative to the league average 0.82].
He's a loverboy at play! He don't play by rules. Uh oh; girl, to cheer is cruel [With Arizona only a half-game back of San Francisco, to root for a Dodgers victory means we're helping the Giants toward their pennant chase. Oh, cruel fate].
Alas, the days where Paula Abdul was skinny and American Idol was not poisoning television.
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Ah man, I should be there in Hell-Phoenix
Ah, back in the days when I was crushing on Paula, and having breakfast with her at Jerry's Deli in Studio City. Well, she was sitting at the table next to me. Does that count? I'm pretty sure she wanted me.
This video was even edits she started elongating her videos to make herself look skinnier
Gordon - SS
Blake - 3B
Ethier - RF
Kemp - CF
Rivera - LF
Miles - 2B
Loney - 1B
Barajas - C
Billingsley - P
When I think of Phoenix I think of Jean Grey hawt-ness.
Running nekked,Vinny!
Blinded by Spank, Vinny!
If we win, we help the Giants.
LOSE, YOU JERKS, LOSE.
I am equally torn.
(cries)
Dammit, Mr. F, I'm talking about the greater good here! What would you rather have, a win today or an October that's Giant-free?
What, we're winning? Dammit!
Phils are up 4-1 too, so you can't feel like a win tonight would be that bad.
Not if the Giants win the division by one game.
Marla just wants to root for his new home team.
^Snap!
@Josh - You're just upset because I'm rooting against both of your favorite teams.
We're winning. (cries)
"Giants Rock!" as told by Josh.
Fuck you guys, I like the Yankees now! Russell Martin Fo' Life!
Looks like Bills is doing the right thing anyway.
There you go,Marl's. RA D-Bags. No outs tambien.
Ackbar was trapped on that ground ball.
Handedness matchups have no place in a lost season.
OK, that was sweet, Dee.
DEE FUCKING GORDON!
DEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
Oh man I can't wait to see that Gordon play on highlights
Fucking Vin..."Loney is 1-3 and has moved his average up a bit. He is now 1 point higher"
STOOPID BARAJAS
Rod put some wood on that pitch.
Rod Barajas, ladies and gentlemen.
I don't have the numbers in front of me, but I believe 72.45% of Rod's hits have been homers.
Wow, M.I.A. as the fade-in song for the radio show. Progressive call for Steiner.
@MLaSC: you forgot to carry the 1
Phils up 8-2 on the Giants
Charley says there was a benches-clearing brawl
They were arguing over who's the bigger jackass, Shane or Krampus.
7-3 Dodgers in the bottom of the eighth
MacDougal, you SUCK
They put Barajas' homer in the Gameday highlight stable, but not Dee's stop? Bullshit, I say.
I did run the numbers. Shockingly, it's only 21.73%.
A fifth of his hits go yard? That'd be fantastic, if only he could actually hit.
Looks like Victorino won this round of jackassery, but the night is young.
Javy bribes the other guys in the pen to go out and get him save situations.
Huge K there for MacD
Interesting, Donnie Baseball going to get Javy Guerra with two out in the eighth.
Do you believe in Javy Guerra?
Damn, that was intense.
9-2 phils in the bottom of the eighth
7-4 dodgers in the top of the ninth with two out
Yay, we win.
Le sigh.
Sax 4:24p: replace "edits" with "before"
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