Hiroki Kuroda (6-13, 3.11) vs. Tim Stauffer (6-8, 3.10).
"We're no strangers to losing. You know the rules, and so do I. A full commitment's what I'm thinking of. You wouldn't get this from any other guy.
"I just want to tell you how I'm feeling; gotta make you...understand:
"[Dodger fans] I'm never gonna give you up, never gonna let you down, never going to run to the Cardinals, and hurt you. Never gonna say goodbye, never gonna make you cry; never gonna think that I, might get some goddamn run support every once in a while.
original Kuroda photo: Harry How / Getty Images North America